Fats McGee
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- 9 de Oct, 2024
Late to the party but I've been playing Forza Horizon 6 and holy shit is this game niggercoded. Not in the dialog, character design, or soundtrack. No, it's the core of the game experience that seems to have been specifically crafted to target children and niggers.
1) There is no challenge. Every single challenge the game may otherwise have is eradicated by simply shoving the biggest motor in your car you can. I was doing a speedzone challenge in my B class GR86, and I had to maintain an average of 120MPH. I was close, 116 one try, 118 another. I was tuning, tweaking my car to inch closer and closer. Finally, I got it! It felt like I achieved something. So then, for shits and giggles, I switched to a hypercar and I immediately smashed my record first try. Didn't hit good racing lines, barely had to even brake. Every challenge in the game is like this, you have to limit yourself and set restrictions in order to balance the game. Of course, your average child, nigger, or nigger child will not do this. They will brainlessly achieve everything the game has to offer by holding the right trigger down and they'll have the time of their life. Motorsport is not a "make your own fun" kind of thing. Nobody signed up for the indy 500 with 50 less horsepower on purpose to make it a bigger challenge.
2) There is no progression nor sense of accomplishment to take pride in. I played for 30 minutes and owned 4 S2 Class hypercars, solely from wheelspins. I didn't grind for them, I didn't win them in a challenge, they were handed to me. The game literally operates on gibs, you can't make this shit up. Children and niggers do not care about a "sense of accomplishment" because to accomplish things means to look ahead more than 5 minutes, of which both are incapable. They want the cool shit now now NOW NOW! To me, it just feels absolutely hollow and I don't get any sort of pride looking over my car collection. There's no point in even buying a specific car, because sooner or later I will get it for free. I remember the days of racing games making you race shitboxes for several hours before you even thought about seeing something with more horsepower than a lawnmower. Imagine if you could win a level 99 pokemon from a wheelspin on route 1, and then beat the whole game with that pokemon. That's forza's approach to progression, signed and sealed to please the ADHD attention span of zoomers.
3) The physics give almost any car you want F1 levels of grip and power. There's videos of people going around circuits taking tight corners and never even having to release the throttle. Driving is fun because it's hard, and it's dangerous. Cars are not glued to the ground. Take a corner to fast, die. Take a corner too slow, get run over and die. Accelerate too early? Spin out. Brake too late? Hello walls. Shift wrong? You picked a fine time to leave me flywheel. But in this game, you can just hold the throttle wide open while you ruminate on the fact that your father left you and Darius is now fucking your 300 pound mother in the bedroom directly above you. You wish she'd eat healthier, you don't want to lose her too young. But you know you can't stop her, you never could. She's set in her ways and although she loves you, you'll one day soon be burrying her very large casket. That thought makes you sad. But then you win the race! Happy again!
3/10 Japan is pretty cool at least.
