Quotes you live by

[CornBogFitz]

bad days make the best stories.

 

[OrionBalls]

There is nothing a drink won't make worse.

 

[BirdUp]

If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of whatever they were drinking, drunk it, then blown my head off.

 

[2ndBest]

“Everything will be okay in the end, even if it isn’t.”

-My dad

“We always pray to God for help when we have problems, but we never pray to Him when we want the strength to solve it ourselves.” -homeless guy I met once

 

[CowPox]

"A paranoid is someone who knows a little bit about what's really going on."

"That which is falling should also be pushed."

 

[SpergioLeonne]

“We always pray to God for help when we have problems, but we never pray to Him when we want the strength to solve it ourselves.” -homeless guy I met once

That’s kinda what you’re supposed to do. The point to faith isn’t that you expect you’re going to win the lottery from just making God so damned happy with you.

Having faith kind of encourages you to appreciate the systems that exist in nature and provide their own rewards, like hard work.

 

[AnOminous]

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick

 

[The Last Stand]

These lines apply for more than just the drug game.

My personal favorite:

Rule number uno, never let no one know
How much dough you hold 'cause you know
The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
If that man fucked up, get yo' ass stuck up

 

[dvnc]

“A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed.”
― George Carlin

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

liberalism is a mental disorder -michael savage

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

"If you're gonna kill yourself, ya may as well do everything you want first." ~Null

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Anyone who takes out his wallet, knife/gun or dick if he is not about to use it for its intended purpose is not to be taken seriously. Thanks Grandpa.

 

[Zellogi]

‘Introspection is the death of happiness’ -Sterling Archer.

 

[CowPox]

"Do easy"

Prolly many sources.

"Depression is a unhealthy preoccupation with yourself"

Colin Flaherty i think...

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

"Don't be sad that it's ending or beginning to end, be happy that something else ends beginning"
-Winstan Chirchle(sp?)

 

[The Tall Man]

"The enemy of my enemy is controlled opposition" -Me

 

[Night Raiders]

"Let the world tremble as it senses all you are about to accomplish."

- Luis Camóes, The Lusóads, canto 1:15 Medieval 2 Total War loading screen

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Hello. I'm actor Troy McClure. You kids might remember me from such educational films as Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly and Here Comes The Metric System


..and it's true, I never ate lead paint again. Of course, by then it was too late, I became severely brain damaged.

 

[Wallace]

“A reality is just what we tell each other it is. Sane and insane could easily switch places, if the insane were to become the majority, you would find yourself locked in a padded cell, wondering what happened to the world.” --In the Mouth of Madness

 

[Otterly]

"Even though a moon cannot make light... moon light exists."

one of the final episodes of the reboot of the English comedy show Red Dwarf. Fantastic show if you haven't seen it, and shocking to me how profound a comedy show could be for how absurd and silly it was.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXYfnWRp1Q0unrelated clip from the show's earlier seasons that has another quote to live by:

"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast!"

One of the funniest shows ever. Chris Barrie was a genius;:

Lister: "What does it feel like?"

Rimmer: "Death? It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans."