Preparing for Merch Run 2019

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I was going to say the entire site is male so why would you forget this, but then I remembered women like to buy shit so it makes sense

Wanted to protest that, but then I remembered I'm supposed to be saving money and STILL got the urge to buy a shirt just for the hell of it. Fuck.
 
I'm seeing a lot of ideas in this thread that are right-in-your-face obvious, like the site logo, etc. And the ideas of shirts referencing the NZ shooting? :story:. Just my opinion but my favorite thing about the shirts from the last couple of years were how inconspicuous they were.
 
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Maybe a shirt with his face on it wearing shades.
 
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Ok so I suck at drawing and graphic design but I have an idea if someone wants to design it. Have the tard cum jar pouring into a cereal bowl that has either Kiwi's floating in it or Kiwi looking marshmallows. Just conspicuous enough normies would think it's a gag shirt from Spencer's but enough of an inside joke that Kiwi's would recognize.


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Low Effort:
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Deployment will be out of California.
@Null Will it ship worldwide? South America?

also will merch buyers get true and honest fan statutes or do we just get stuck as plebs who give you money for lousy clothes lol
 
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- Kind of in the vein of 'archive everything' and cute: a kiwi bird (wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat?) with a pad of paper and a couple manilla folders under its feet, and a pen in its beak. The paper is folded over, and on the folded over part is 'take your notes!' or something similar.

- The site reaction symbols, followed by a slogan. Here's some ideas I can think of:
~ Winner: "#1 shitposter"
~ Informative: "Note-taker." or "Internet archivist."
~ MOTI: "A little mad..." or "DO NOT ENGAGE."
~ Optimistic: "Please, oh, please!"
~ Feels: "Awwww."
~ DRINK: "One for the bros."
And so on.
 
we didn't do enough to cater to men
The shirts need to reflect the fact that by posting here you're basically a badass hacker terrorist.
I suggest adding features like
-guns
-weed
-tranny kill count (personalized to each user)
-"I know where you live, bitch"
-other Jace quotes
-dudes in skullmasks with guns hacking things and killing members of protected groups
-rape
 
The shirts need to reflect the fact that by posting here you're basically a badass hacker terrorist.
I suggest adding features like
-guns
-weed
-tranny kill count (personalized to each user)
-"I know where you live, bitch"
-other Jace quotes
-dudes in skullmasks with guns hacking things and killing members of protected groups
-rape
This handy meme will further guide all aspiring designers for this year's run:

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