Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[one_time_user]

grandma is an asshole,, np

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I think the best kind of merch is stuff that would look nice on it’s own, with no other context. That’s how most other people will see it, with very few actually knowing what it’s from. You want it to look appealing to others even if the person doesn’t know what is a KiwiFarms.
Also, make a shirt that says “SUCK ME MY PENIS“ in large print.

 

[Love Machine]

Didnt the last time you do merch cause the shirt company to get booted from paypal by crazy trannies? Im surprised anyone will print the shirts.

 

[large_farva]

The WG kitty fan art was cute, if it was just the kiwi holding the receipt that'd be swell. I would probably buy that.

 

[one_time_user]

that's the guy I was talking about. those kiwi birds are adorable

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

that's the guy I was talking about. those kiwi birds are adorable

Yeah. We have a great animal for a mascot. It’s just a cute, pear-shaped bird.
How could anyone hate it?

 

[Damaged Goods]

I want a feeder bingo themed one. It doesn't necessarily have to say feeder bingo, a random print of one of the bingo cards you have saved would be A-ok. I don't think anyone could figure out what it's about based on stuff like 'metal shirt' and 'too much liquid', so the wearer's potential for embarrassment is nil

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

I think the best kind of merch is stuff that would look nice on it’s own, with no other context. That’s how most other people will see it, with very few actually knowing what it’s from. You want it to look appealing to others even if the person doesn’t know what is a KiwiFarms.

I agree with this. The only exception is Band T-Shirts, since saying "it's a band" is enough of an explanation for nearly everyone even if the shirt itself is very bizarre. My favorite shirt is the Feynman CM-1. It's a cool looking design, and if someone does ask about it I don't mind explaining it.

 

[DatBepisTho]

I got 99 problems but my IPN ain't one.

 

[Oaat]

As awesome as one would sound, I'm not too sure about shirts with 'Archive Everything', since it's basically a site motto at this point. A variant would be kind if cool, though.

That or a similar phrase could have meaning outside of the farms. Just today I saw an interesting history website on the wayback machine that's now been replaced by an investment bank with the same name.

 

[Autocrat]

Lone KF logo on a black shirt

 

[Gentleburd]

I love the shirt I got last year. (The kiwi in a cow suit) I’ll definitely buy another one this year when they are available.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Something awful is as old as me so how could I be a goon plural?

Goons is @LagoonaBlue.

 

[Rice Is Ready]

For men we need an overly masculine shirt something like this

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

Hats wen?
Also, we need an emote for greed. Maybe a big nose?

I was going to say the entire site is male so why would you forget this, but then I remembered women like to buy shit so it makes sense

Like half the userbase is female or is pretending to be female. We did happen to get a bunch of Beauty Parlor refugees, after all.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

A shirt that lists the following character strings without explanation.
FEO-K1
C415A
CH751
1284X
16120
222343

 

[Barbarella]

I don’t know if it’s possible, but a hoodie with a zipper would be instantly in my cart. Not fond of pullovers as they are an annoyance with long hair. Alternatively, a long sleeve tee would be nice. Size small please.

I’m sure there will be a design I like. .

 

[Clovis]

Seconding MOTI and exceptional individual.
Actually, who made the post rating logos and are they covert enough to put on a shirt? Like, just all in a bar as they appear on the site.

 

[Barbarella]

Oh, maybe the phrase Proving Grounds?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The kiwi with the pickle is a pretty classic design.