Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[Null]

Hello, my name is "Josh" and I like money.

We're going to be doing a limited merchandise run again (probably only shirts / pullovers). As per last time, I will be collecting and showcasing designs, and then for a few weeks they will be available on a store. When the buying period is over, they will be printed and shipped.

It is done this way because
(a) laser printing is expensive, high quality, and done in batches and
(b) people will attack whatever storefront I use so we get one shot with them.

The minimum order is 25 per design. So, focusing on a few popular designs is better than many designs.

The designs from last year is here.

Spoiler: I understand these are last year's designs and that this year's designs aren't determined yet

What I learned from this is that we did too many designs and we didn't do enough to cater to men. I'll have at least one design that's more male oriented.


Regarding processing,
- All transactions are on third party websites.
- Payment processors, ran by the banks, handle FIN.
- No orders will be associated to any forum data.


Any suggestions and input welcome. If you're an artist that wants to help, email me. null@kiwifarms.net

 

[User name: Required]

What I learned from this is that we did too many designs and we didn't do enough to cater to men. I'll have at least one design that's more male oriented.

I was going to say the entire site is male so why would you forget this, but then I remembered women like to buy shit so it makes sense

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

What happens when my peers find out they are from kiwifarms?

 

[Null]

What happens when my peers find out they are from kiwifarms?

They will promote you to Chief Islamb of your village and you'll get a free goat.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Would you like designs emailed to you, or just registering interest?

Also what kind of merch are you considering? Tees, badges etc?

 

[Lemmingwise]

What happens when my peers find out they are from kiwifarms?

Feign ignorance and say you found them in a vintage store. The people that dislike kiwifarms will squee at hipster shit like that.

 

[skiddlez]

make a shirt that says "I got my IP leaked and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

edit: lol it's on the homepage, I hope this means it's going to be one of the t-shirts

 

[Maskull]

mug plz

 

[break these cuffs]

What happens when my peers find out they are from kiwifarms?

lol you don't go outside

 

[YW 525]

Can we get a shirt with a picture of a shot glass and on the shot glass should be the phrase "BETTER THAN A TALL GLASS OF ORANGE FANTA" or something like that.

 

[Null]

Would you like designs emailed to you, or just registering interest?

Also what kind of merch are you considering? Tees, badges etc?

PM or email me submissions, high scalability formats or large PSDs are best. catbox.moe for big uploads.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This year I want a shotglass that says something other than "Better than a tall glass of orange Fanta".

Also a T-shirt so I can get assaulted in public.

 

[Near]

Shirt designs need more tard dog.

 

[karz]

This seems like a self-evident question, but do the designs have to be purely related to the Farms? I have some designs in mind and I want to support the Farms but they're not exclusively related to the Farms itself.

 

[Null]

This seems like a self-evident question, but do the designs have to be purely related to the Farms? I have some designs in mind and I want to support the Farms but they're not exclusively related to the Farms itself.

They should probably reference the site or its content in some way so people actually want them, yes.

 

[General Disarray]

I like last year's True and Honest Fan in the Coca-Cola style; got any of those in the attic you can pull out?

 

[Null]

regarding types: I believe this will only be shirts and pullovers. Have to talk to the printy boys.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Rip us off as much as you like, just don't make the grave mistake of selling hats.

 

[skiddlez]

just don't make the grave mistake of selling hats.

it worked for Trump

 

[Aria]

This looks nice.