Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[Denmark Mafia]

it worked for Trump

On second thought the user base will not rebel as long as it avoids this design:

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Metokur is lolling in his grave

 

[skiddlez]

Make a shirt of a bunch of packets being shot at the Farms' IP. I don't know if the Farms' IP is still considered secret info but it wouldn't seem so.

 

[Zǒngtǒng bǐ dēng wànsuì]

A KF companion piece to "Dammit Nick, we lost the case again" would probably sell well, just make sure it looks furrish, gayish or otherwise exceptional.

 

[wabbits]

for the menz and tranz menz:

My IPeenie Leaked

(Tim Cook be like, "Shit. Are the refurbished iPeens breaking down?")

 

[Rancid Flid]

I quite like the little green kiwi logo for some reason. That might look cool on a black t-shirt.
Preferably with Reeeee tard printed on it too.

 

[J A N D E K]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Make all of them Phil's mangina.

 

[Nick Gars]

I'll be picking one up if the prices are reasonable.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Dunno if it would have any appeal to anyone other than me, but a lapel pin with a kiwi or the milk jug or something else not blatantly KF but recognizable if you're familiar with the site would be cool.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

I'd buy the shit out of a kiwi farms mousepad.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Maybe a kiwi dressed as a herding dog kindly keeping the lolcattle in check

Or

“It’s errverr. It’s all errverr” with a picture of a sad kiwi

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

We need a shirt with the phrase "Live free or die." with an angry looking cartoon kiwi above it.

 

[MrTroll]

I agree your shirt designs needs to be more male oriented. I suggest an extremely buff anthropomorphic kiwi in a skintight muscle shirt lifting weights while listening to heavy metal. The obvious heterosexualness of such a shirt would also help the wearer to procure much vagina while avoiding the possibility of accidental gay sex.

 

[Null]

On second thought the user base will not rebel as long as it avoids this design:

Metokur is lolling in his grave

My shit looks nice and I've never told people I'd never sell merch. I've said I'd not sell the logo, so if I start selling the logo you can start acting like smug cunts.

We need a shirt with the phrase "Live free or die." with an angry looking cartoon kiwi above it.

That's the motto of New Hampshire, not a KF thing, lol

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Lmfao this is going to be so Tarded I can't wait. I'll take a thousand. Should the designs strictly cater to events from this year or basically anything farms related @Null

 

[NK 322]

This because who doesn’t love Dick?

 

[ES 195]

How about a coffee mug with "lolcow m ilk" or tard cum written on it?
A black cap with the logo would be alright if not a bit too conspicuous. I'd wear a pair of KF shoes though.

 

[An Ghost]

I quite like the little green kiwi logo for some reason. That might look cool on a black t-shirt.
Preferably with Reeeee tard printed on it too.

No logo is usually a requirement
Normal designs for normal people

 

[special need's H20]

So are you going to sell 6XL shirts? I don't think you will sell any otherwise.