Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[Distant Stare]

@Null what about 10 dollar patches? They are easier to make, ship, and are cheaper.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Okay I'm back from WW.
This is my pitch unless someone comes up with something better.

A bunch of jellybeans in a pile with little kiwi birbs on the jellybeans.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

idk man i just want this straw

 

[Polyboros2]

More cute kiwis. Low key enough that I'll wear it out in public and and cute enough that no one will think of a deeper meaning.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

If we're targeting the male demographic more, how about a kiwi bird on his love quest? "Looking for a flight-free chick" or something like that.

(I dunno if male and female kiwi birds have specific names.)

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

T-shirts are the true future of crypto

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I plan on buying one (if not 2) shirts since I missed out last time by being a fag. I don't even give a shit about the design.

 

[Court of the Crimson Cuck]

How about a shirt that glows in the dark that references TempleOS somehow?

 

[betterbullocks]

Bold of you to assume I have money

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

in honor of the weeb wars TCPA hearing and nulls response to someone demanding a site status be made for it, a shirt that says "9/6/19 - a day where nothing happened"

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

in honor of the weeb wars TCPA hearing and nulls response to someone demanding a site status be made for it, a shirt that says "9/6/19 - a day where nothing happened"

Or "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone" in Korean.

 

[one_time_user]

*meow meow MEOW*

 

[Splendid]

Kiwifarms dildos when?

I don't want to be a 3D sex dick on the White House!

 

[Don Herbert]

Front: A cartoon kiwi dressed as a NZ cop is chasing the Null avatar dog, dressed like Brenton Tarrant and snickering like Muttley.
Back: Kiwi Farms: We have nothing to do with New Zealand. Fuck you and fuck your shithole country.

 

[Mister Loser]

How about a shirt that glows in the dark that references TempleOS somehow?

I don't feel like we should do that unless at least some of the funds go to Terry's family.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Like and subscribe and i'll finish this creepy wu and send it to Null

 

[DrRockzosNose]

Ok so I suck at drawing and graphic design but I have an idea if someone wants to design it. Have the tard cum jar pouring into a cereal bowl that has either Kiwi's floating in it or Kiwi looking marshmallows. Just conspicuous enough normies would think it's a gag shirt from Spencer's but enough of an inside joke that Kiwi's would recognize.

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

This is out of topic, but I really like how the Kiwi in 'Pickle Kiwi .psd' is drawn.

 

[Gorgar]

Just wanted to remind people from last year, you have to wear these in front of grandma without her raising questions.

 

[AprilRains]

Just wanted to remind people from last year, you have to wear these in front of grandma without her raising questions.

grandma's dead, np