Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[BlancoMailo]

An inspirational poster-style art with a kiwi looking to the stars with the text "Be Exceptional" or "retard".

Also:

Hello, my name is "Josh" and I like money.

Not rhyming "Josh" with "dosh". - 1/10

 

[TardHunter]

Now I wish I took graphic design classes or something because I’d totally wear a hoodie or a tee that said DO A FLIP

Doesn’t even have to have etika’s photo on it, text would be perfect enough

edit - I’d probably wear 95% of the quotes as a tee that show up in the random text thing

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Is it possible to use a supplier that has better overseas shipping than last year's? I remember trying to order a t-shirt and the shipping price was something like £60.

 

[Reverend]

Maybe a kiwi dressed as a herding dog kindly keeping the lolcattle in check

Make the dog a corgi and it will sell like hotcakes dipped in ganja soaked maple syrup.

 

[Ma Wang]

We need a shirt with the phrase "Live free or die." with an angry looking cartoon kiwi above it.

"Live free or neck yourself."

 

[User name: Required]

Kiwifarms dildos when?

 

[CWCissey]

Kiwifarms dildos when?

Calm your tits Goons.

 

[User name: Required]

Calm your tits Goons.

Something awful is as old as me so how could I be a goon plural?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Calm your tits Goons.

I think I know exactly what your talking about and that makes me sad.

 

[guntsniffer]

Get the mosque shooter's face and have him say "subscribe to kiwifarms"

 

[Troonos]

I know you're trying to keep them inconspicuous, but can we just get a plain KF logo shirt with the title under it for those of us who are proud to harvest tard cum?

 

[one_time_user]

some of the Jonathan yaniv art had an absolutely badass farms kiwi art. I would love a zip up hoodie with art on one upper breast side area. I hate pullovers.

 

[mdrop22]

Hell yea, I need another tshirt I cant wear in public.

 

[Milk Mage]

Not implying anything, but I feel like wearing KF merch in public would be the equivalent of hanging a giant neon swastika on the front of your house.

I already do that though, so I guess I'll buy some shirts.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Weeb Wars merch pls

If only we could put "Look at those faggot ass clothes!" on a shirt

 

[An Ghost]

Spoiler: context

aho=idiot

I am AHO

the shirt also translate to "im an idiot" from yuru yuri s3 e5

www.youtube.com

Spoiler: submission

kiui is japanese for Kiwi! tell all your friends you have a shirt from japan
edit: i can also remake the psd if needed

 

[Shibaru]

Will "My IP Was Exposed to the internet and all I got was this lousy shirt" be an actual Shirt?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

wait is my cute lil kiwi on CWC farms shirt not manly?

wtf

 

[Distant Stare]

Someone should send one to Yaniv
"I got doxed and all I got was this shity t-shirt"

I can see some time in the future, when the forum has money, where we send out a gift to all the lol cows every Christmas from the farms.

 

[beautiful person]

My only input is that I only buy dark color shirts and strongly prefer long sleeves.

Not implying anything, but I feel like wearing KF merch in public would be the equivalent of hanging a giant neon swastika on the front of your house.

I already do that though, so I guess I'll buy some shirts.

With last year's merch, the idea was supposed to be that the designs would be innocuous enough that only actual users would recognize the KF reference.