Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[Washedupdrunk69lol]

Important question Mr. Null is it in youth for DA CHILDREN?

 

[In Memoriam]

I got a shirt last time in my size but it immediately shrank in the wash and now it’s baby sized. I didn’t hear of anyone else having this problem though. would recommend cotton poly blend rather than 100% cotton. At least the option. I’m happy about the pullovers

 

[User name: Required]

There's a massive female following on this site, with even an entire forum dedicated to girlcows. In chat the women often outnumber the men.

Thank god they have a containment board, I don’t want to get any cooties

 

[Zǒngtǒng bǐ dēng wànsuì]

also, any way to get my hands on the shirt i bought without giving up my identity and address?

a PO Box but its not airtight, nothing rly is.
This one is pretty wacky though... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=442807.0

 

[Slowboat to China]

Oooh, merch! I got the kiwi/flying cow "Believe" shirt last year, and I love it--it's a cute design that just looks like something inspirational (bird that can't fly looking up at another nonflying animal taking to the air) but is a sneaky in-joke. Makes me feel smart, which is a nice change.

I'd like something stealthy like that again. Or something hack- or cybersecurity-themed. Something as simple as "USE A VPN, MORON" or what have you.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Thank god they have a containment board, I don’t want to get any cooties

too late we have no boundaries.

But I understand if having the kf logo and other garbage might be in poor taste. I kinda have an idea for a cute kiwi sitting on a dock fishing with a piece of kiwi fruit. Get it, cause, Docks.. DOX.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

A set of nice ID badges with something like this on it.

I don't remember where I found this, it's not mine.

 

[Mr. 0]

Hello, my name is "Josh" and I like money.

are you jew

 

[WW 635]

I got a shirt last time in my size but it immediately shrank in the wash and now it’s baby sized. I didn’t hear of anyone else having this problem though. would recommend cotton poly blend rather than 100% cotton. At least the option. I’m happy about the pullovers

Wash cotton in cold settings and hang dry

 

[whatever I feel like]

Julie Terryberry butthole hat.

Black hat with a big pink stripe down the middle for her shaved hair parting.

 

[Pargon]

Make buttons.

They're cheap as fuck to print/make so you can mark them the fuck up but still have them somewhat reasonably priced and make big margin.

People including me love little subversive things they can put on their shit that are still sorta innocuous.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

This but random.txt quotes.

 

[stuffandthings]

Unless everyone is sick of pop culture mashups, some kind of kiwi or cow face splattered with m.ilk with "Who doxxes the doxmen?"

 

[Winds_on_the_Grassland]

I'll pay cold hard Bitcoin to get the Chinese Kiwi Farms logo with "鷸鴕 农场" on it on a T-Shirt. Praying to make it happen!

 

[CWCissey]

'I paid more in P+P than for the shirt itself'

Or a Kiwi brandishing a taser.

 

[Antique Rice]

Ok same angry kiwi but instead it says "Fuck off exceptional individual".

I would legit buy a shirt with Exceptional Individual on it.

 

[Actinidia]

A stylized kiwi slice could be fun. I still see bumper stickers related to internet fora. Mostly car dork shit, but some grenades etc.

 

[LateNightComics]

It should be a hat that says "your name here" with the kiwi logo on the back.
If that's not autistic enough you could sell medallions.

 

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KiwiFarms merch- for when that 'Remove' tshirt isn't quite offensive enough for New Zealand Police.

Now we know why you switched to the SVG buttons. Perhaps you could sell a full-size 'horrifying' so everyone can understand what it actually is.

 

[Ilackcreativity]

I would buy a Mad at the Internet shirt.

Make buttons.

I like this idea