Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[Mediocre]

I'll purchase a t-shirt if there's one that references the hack since I myself am a victim of the holocaust great hack of 2019.

 

[Diabeetus]

PM or email me submissions, high scalability formats or large PSDs are best. catbox.moe for big uploads.

What are your recommended sizes/dimensions for potential shirt designs?

 

[Spunt]

I would buy a design featuring a man of African descent wearing a very sharp suit and Aviators, printed using phosphorescent ink. Especially if he was being hit by a car.

 

[Kerr Avon]

A kiwi dressed in Tooter's coolie cap playing his sax

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Someone with more skill than I could make a ripoff of the Lewis Road Creamery bottles.
Labeled with "Limited Edition Fresh Kiwi Flavored Milk" of course.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Can we get a flag that has the kiwi logo on it that says "Live Free or Die"?

I really want to fly something like that at a rally

 

[WW 635]

I was going to say the entire site is male so why would you forget this, but then I remembered women like to buy shit so it makes sense

There's a massive female following on this site, with even an entire forum dedicated to girlcows. In chat the women often outnumber the men.

 

[break these cuffs]

There's a massive female following on this site, with even an entire forum dedicated to girlcows. In chat the women often outnumber the men.

You can tell the men on this site have never talked to women because they're shocked women like to gossip and talk about drama.

 

[Dick Pooman]

This because who doesn’t love Dick?

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Thank you, Josh. Very cool!

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Some trendy designer could re-design Pewd's $100 bag into KF's first big ticket item.

 

[DumbDude42]

just put the site logo on a plain black (or white) t-shirt:

btw can i pay for the shirt with bitcoin?
also, any way to get my hands on the shirt i bought without giving up my identity and address?

In chat the women often outnumber the men.

yeah, "women"

 

[Elysian]

The only thing I ask is you find some way to not financially assrape me this time. I ended up paying £70 for the last shirt I bought and like 75% of that was shipping fees.

 

[Pontiff Sulyvahn]

A black shirt that says NIGGER in white bold letters.

 

[InvertedDickEnthusiast]

No hats?

 

[SpessCaptain]

The Doxfound shirt.

Spoiler: I'll do a redux version if need be

 

[whatever I feel like]

What happens when my peers find out they are from kiwifarms?

They say they don't know what that is. Based on true experience!

Will deffo buy again, got two shirts last time and they were both great. Also, mine were the first to arrive of anyone's so that means I am Josh's favorite.

 

[Null]

I'm sorry, but I am not doing the logo on anything that would be brought out of home. I don't want the logo drawing negative attention to the wearer and I don't want the wearer drawing negative attention to the site.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Julie Terryberry butthole hat.

 

[Pontiff Sulyvahn]

Let’s compile random posts from Dynastia for each shirt.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I'm sorry, but I am not doing the logo on anything that would be brought out of home. I don't want the logo drawing negative attention to the wearer and I don't want the wearer drawing negative attention to the site.

chill out man what's the worst thing that could happen if 40,000 of the most autistic people on the planet are given carte blanche access to an organisation's branding