Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[Takodachi]

What I learned from this is that we did too many designs and we didn't do enough to cater to men. I'll have at least one design that's more male oriented.

Are you implying men cant wear cute designs? Thats isnt very cash money or 2019 of you, Josh.

 

[Okkervils]

I got one of last years' shirts, the grey one with the kiwi bird next to a milk bottle. It's super cute and comfortable, I'm excited to see the designs for this year.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

@Null Can you sell a shirt that has a Kiwi yelling "ARCHIVE EVERYTHING!!!"?

 

[Okkervils]

@Null Can you sell a shirt that has a Kiwi yelling "ARCHIVE EVERYTHING!!!"?

I actually like this idea.

 

[Cowboy Kim]

Will there be long sleeve ones, or just short sleeve?

Also I would definitely buy a red or black version of the TRUE & HONEST tee from the last merchandise run.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

My shit looks nice and I've never told people I'd never sell merch. I've said I'd not sell the logo, so if I start selling the logo you can start acting like smug cunts.


That's the motto of New Hampshire, not a KF thing, lol

Ok same angry kiwi but instead it says "Fuck off retard".

 

[inexplicable ethos]

So are you going to sell 6XL shirts? I don't think you will sell any otherwise.

I don't know about that, being reminded of Amberlynn Reid's existence every time you visit the homepage is probably a great motivator to exercise and lose weight.

 

[Null]

So are you going to sell 6XL shirts? I don't think you will sell any otherwise.

The most frequent size sold last run was small, female.

 

[Takodachi]

The most frequent size sold last run was small, female.

Didnt know the site had so many troons.

 

[An Ghost]

I’ve bought a few shirts, and they’re always comfy as shit. Would recommend.

My shit looks nice and I've never told people I'd never sell merch. I've said I'd not sell the logo, so if I start selling the logo you can start acting like smug cunts.

Did you forget there were stickers of it the first year?

 

[Inflatable Julay]

The most frequent size sold last run was small, female.

I'm pressing X to doubt

 

[Gorgar]

Maybe have a showcase of all notable users on a shirt?
Shirts tied to specific lolcows?
Could it be possible to commission professional artists?

 

[Null]

Did you forget there were stickers of it the first year?

Oh that was so you could sticker your campus and freak trannies out.

 

[Takodachi]

Maybe have a showcase of all notable users on a shirt?

Notable in what way? For their legit achivements? Eh, sounds gay.
Notable for being retarded? you are just feeding their faggotry and would end up with them being even more obnoxious.

 

[Garth]

I like that 'true and honest fan' design. I would definitely purchase a similar/new variation.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Could we get a bus that’s on fire, driving through a desert, with the kf logo on the bus?

Regardless, was kinda bummed I couldn’t buy merch last year, so my body and wallet are ready this year

 

[Old Wizard]

I would appreciate innocuous kiwi stickers and pins. I also like "ARCHIVE EVERYTHING!!!" and True & Honest Fan.

Maybe a "Person of Interest" shirt?

 

[Mister Loser]

I better see more shotglasses.
Or perhaps random.txt bumper stickers this year.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

If you want to appeal to men just sell a plain green t-shirt or polo shirt.

 

[KookiesNKreem]

Can we get a shirt with a picture of a shot glass and on the shot glass should be the phrase "BETTER THAN A TALL GLASS OF ORANGE FANTA" or something like that.

Funny enough, that was the quote on my shot glass last year.....