[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
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Why did he dress up like a fatter shorter and drunker version of Uncle from red dead redemption?

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I think it's fair to say Ethan Ralph's life has been a walking episode of Jerry Springer from day 1.

So what if I like thumbin' the ass, she was a minor when I met her anyway

I am addicted to trash burgers and obsessed with WWE

The dog was hung and gassed, but at what cost?
I made my mom walk to dialysis - So what?!

My baby daddy ran away to Mexico and I want that child support!

Transsexuals took my girlfriend’s stuff and called me 5’1” - I’ll fight em all!

Abnormal Bodies - “I got four boobs and a flesh apron - Coward!”

I got t-boned at an intersection whilst popping Xanax and reading the internets - Hide and watch!
 
Part of me thinks he got a rented dress so he won't be embarrassed when it gets sold after the divorce, I mean, I'm not a woman nor gay so I'm not an expert on this, but the dress looks pretty shit, so I'm assuming he could afford it, he's either incredibly cheap or doing what I speculated.
 
Very nice of Ralph to put John Andrews Stan in charge of the wedding photography. Hard work really does pay off.

Also, lmao at Elvis' daughter getting PFIZERED right after an imitation Elvis officiates this unholy event. Perfect timing.
 
What's up with cows marrying in Vegas' white trash chapels? And will we see another instance of them tying the knot in one? Reality is truly stranger than fiction.

I can’t imagine going to some shitshack for a canned Elvis ceremony when you could just make up your own place and hire some rent-a-minister for like $100, with a far better chance of it coming off as special and possibly even scoring more romance points than a big production.

Unfortunately for Ralph, Walmart doesn’t carry his size of shirt
 
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