[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
Nothing like traditional New Vegas marriage, broke, joyless and best man is a male prostitute.

Rage pig Ethan is spiraling down to complete irrelevance.

Next step would be life in a trailer park, spousal abuse and a divorce.
If we can exchange living in a shithole (based on their lack of money from Ralph wasting money) in Mexico then they they were already there i think
 
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Damn watch out Ralph, she's gonna break your other eyesocket with that thing!
 
Ralph looks happier than a pig in shit. The big fat googly-eyed rage pig has finally found his one true love to spend the rest of his life with.. again. The other times were flukes though! This time for sure it will not end in disaster. For realsies.
 
Null was right when he said Meigh is the most troon looking natal woman. That picture with Elvis is fucking uncanny
 
Attila Bakk and Jewel Rancid also had a Vegas wedding but at least no Elvis impersonators were involved. Imagine having a trashier wedding than two IP2 streamers who live in their car and had their kid taken away.
 
Invalidated one of Nulls jokes, Ralphamale victory

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The best thing about saying Ralph will never marry Meigh is that if he does it then you still win because this is absolute kino content. I'd rather be proven wrong than right on this one.

Also wow look at his giant watermelon head, that thing looks ready to pop. Grandpa married his grandson kinda vibes from this pic.
 
Man, I thought "You know what's fucking really white trash? Getting married in the middle of a wrestling ring to a pedophilic fivehead, while no family is present or consenting, which will likely be swatted because Ralph is such a cantankerous piece of shit that he incurs that level of animosity. That is a level of shitty fuckin' speed dealer level of trash fantasy that only Ralph can conjure. If there's a way Ralph could make this worse, I don't know what that is, but I'm sure he'll think of it."

It feels good to be right, boys.

Lmao ralph signed a contract with a BPD who can take half his shit when he leaves lol, lmao
Trust and believe, she will take *every-fucking-thing* that isn't bolted down and the courts will let her do it, too. Primarily because of the child, which Meigh will have custody of. Ralph has lots left to lose, this mega-retard squirrels away rainy day funds just like he records every conversation in case he needs to blackmail someone.

Better not have told your fuckin' mentally insane wife where your savings are. She's gunna fuck you, Ralph. Watch, give it a couple of years and reference this post right here. Fat fuckin' idiot is gunna lose it all and move to goddamn Malta to avoid child support. Again.
 
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