[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
This whole event could be a Jerry Springer episode title.
My wife wants my possessions, but father in law already sold it all !
I think it's fair to say Ethan Ralph's life has been a walking episode of Jerry Springer from day 1.

So what if I like thumbin' the ass, she was a minor when I met her anyway

I am addicted to trash burgers and obsessed with WWE

The dog was hung and gassed, but at what cost?
 
I think it's fair to say Ethan Ralph's life has been a walking episode of Jerry Springer from day 1.

So what if I like thumbin' the ass, she was a minor when I met her anyway

I am addicted to trash burgers and obsessed with WWE

The dog was hung and gassed, but at what cost?
My deadbeat son made me walk to dialysis

My boyfriend wanted a threesome... with a horse!
 
I'd like to point out that Gunt had an Elvis reception and then Elvis' only child fucking dies of a heart attack
“It is with a heavy heart that I must share the devastating news that my beautiful daughter Lisa Marie has left us,” Priscilla Presley said in a statement to The Associated Press. “She was the most passionate, strong and loving woman I have ever known.”


A subsequent statement sent to USA TODAY on behalf of Priscilla and the Presley family expressed shock at “the tragic death of their beloved Lisa Marie. They are profoundly grateful for the support, love and prayers of everyone, and ask for privacy during this very difficult time.”

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Presley had started the week in a festive mood, first celebrating what would have been her father's 88th birthday with fans at Elvis' Memphis home, Graceland, and later tearfully applauding alongside her mother Priscilla as Austin Butler received a Golden Globe Award for his portrayal of the King of Rock 'n' Roll in Baz Luhrmann's biopic "Elvis."

Earlier: Lisa Marie Presley, Elvis' daughter, hospitalized after apparent cardiac arrest

But on Thursday, she suffered apparent cardiac arrest at her home in Calabasas, just north of Los Angeles, and was transported to a local hospital, according to TMZ, the first to report the news. She died hours later.

Although Presley was famous from the moment she was born and a singer in her own right, releasing three albums, she truly leaped into the pop culture vortex with her surprise marriage to embattled pop superstar Michael Jackson and, later, Elvis aficionado and actor Nicolas Cage.

Both those marriages were short-lived, although more lasting unions brought four children, including her son, Benjamin Keough, who died by suicide in 2020 and was laid to rest at Graceland.

Mostly, Presley, with her hooded eyes and smoldering looks that were patently reminiscent of Elvis, became known largely as the keeper of his legacy and the inheritor of his estate.

'I think that he'd be proud': Lisa Marie Presley, fans celebrate Elvis' 88th birthday

Really makes you think.
 
I think we should make a thread where we keep listing growing examples of where Null was proven being wrong.
In what category should i publish it though, prospering grounds? offtopic?
 
I'm torn. On one hand, I want to laugh at how white trash it is, and how this will legally fuck him over even harder when Meigh divorces him. On the other hand, he looks genuinely happy here, and that is something that I dislike. Ralph is funniest when hes seething and squirming with anger. Seeing a genuine smile turns me off.
 
Congratulations ralph.
Now when Meigh inevitably dumps your ass [She] will be legally entitled to half your swamp, good fucking job.
 
Ralph posted some more pictures. So I guess that he eventually paid the 5 dollars and got a grand four un-watermarked pictures.
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The Elvis impersonator looks like a shitty Andrew Dice Clay trying out a new comedy bit.
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