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I wonder what the Achaemenid Emperors, servants of Ahura Mazda, would think of modern Iranian civilization. Would they even recognize the Muslim Arab rape babies as their own people? Probably not.
There's a comic that came out recently where a bunch of British nationalists bring King Arthur back to life but he kills them for being Anglo-Saxons.

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There's a comic that came out recently where a bunch of British nationalists bring King Arthur back to life but he kills them for being Anglo-Saxons.

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There is also a fundamental point this comic is missing. Something about what happens to native people when they lose. Which is why I hate propaganda like this. It says "Look, native people have always been replaced. So its okay to let it happen!" Honestly, the Native Americans are more honorable then the modern British who made this comic. At least they are respected. They went down fighting. The modern British just open the gates. Us American's like to shit on the feather Indians, but we do respect them. Such as they are. It's why we let them stick around and incorporate them into our culture. They never really had a chance, but they still fought anyway. Probably for the same reason that the Saxons incorporated the Angles. A man who refuses to fight is beneath contempt. A man who does fight is not.

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All modern countries are iterations of civilizations that existed in the same place at different times. Iran likes to claim its a 5,000 year old civilization as well. I wonder what the Achaemenid Emperors, servants of Ahura Mazda, would think of modern Iranian civilization. Would they even recognize the Muslim Arab rape babies as their own people? Probably not.

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The Chinese may be the only ones who can plausibly claim an unbroken civilisation that old, mostly because of their writing system and the cultural unity and continuity it provided.

I think I got this from this very thread, but relevant:

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That is only true if you consider the Manchu to be Chinese. They ruled China for about 300 years and probably would have been considered foreigners by the Han Chinese.

The usual claim about that is that the Manchu conquered China or, at least, its machinery of state, and were themselves immediately conquered by and assimilated into Chinese culture. I suppose it comes down to debates about the importance of ethnicity in a civilization.

I'm out of tax on this potato phone, so please accept en lieu the knowledge that the Chinese character for "colour", amongst other things, and which is taught to young children, is a pictograph of a dude fucking a chick from behind:

 
There's a comic that came out recently where a bunch of British nationalists bring King Arthur back to life but he kills them for being Anglo-Saxons.

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King Arthur is depicted as a rotten corpse to portray to the reader that old = bad and the nationalists are depicted as idiots engaging in the dark arts to convey to the reader nationalism = bad. Do people actually read modern-day comics?
There is also a fundamental point this comic is missing. Something about what happens to native people when they lose. Which is why I hate propaganda like this. It says "Look, native people have always been replaced. So its okay to let it happen!"
I think something interesting could be done with the idea, such as Arthur being upset that the nationalists would let their country fall to ruin and, rather than taking it back themselves, choose to wait for him to do it for them as the country worsens. Probably would also being upset at being awoken before his elected time.

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I'm out of tax on this potato phone, so please accept en lieu the knowledge that the Chinese character for "colour", amongst other things, and which is taught to young children, is a pictograph of a dude fucking a chick from behind
I have no tax but I have to add

The word for mom 妈妈 is written as “woman”女 and “horse”马 together and it’s to say that a mom is a woman who is noisy like a horse (a nag is also the pun)

And the word for “adultery” or the traditional word for “treachery” is just the pictograph for woman three times
 
I think something interesting could be done with the idea, such as Arthur being upset that the nationalists would let their country fall to ruin and, rather than taking it back themselves, choose to wait for him to do it for them as the country worsens. Probably would also being upset at being awoken before his elected time.
Honestly, the only way this story could be given an justice is if Arthur awoke in modern Britain, and all the British did everything they possibly could to stop him from defending the Island, he ended up in the dock and was sentenced to 30 years for a hate crime.

15 years into his sentence, the Muslims would then behead him having taken over and replaced the Church of England which is used as a joke. The Archbishop of Canterbury gets to be the chief concubine of the caliph. But not his wife of course. They preserve the title for mockery and give it to a woman for...different.. reasons then why a woman is the Archbishop right now.

Its rather sad how easy it is to see the trajectory of those benighted Islands.
 
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