Phil's Oddly Shaped-Head - Is it getting odder?!

[BlastMonk]

Something's wrong with the muscles on the left side of his head. He can't lift his left eyebrow as high as he can lift right one. The fucked up hairline is because the right side of his face is firmer than the left.

Does he only chew with one side of his mouth? It could be something as simple as working out one side and letting the other atrophy.

It's from the mini stroke he had many years ago and seemigly still unaware of

 

[Dipodomys]

Like, I know it's Phil, but how can he not care about this? His face is noticeably deformed and getting worse. Half his mouth is fucking frozen. One eye is sliding off his face. You can just search 'facial asymmetry causes' if you don't want to go to a doctor.

But he's just chill about turning into Sloth from the Goonies.

 

[millais]

Like, I know it's Phil, but how can he not care about this? His face is noticeably deformed and getting worse. Half his mouth is fucking frozen. One eye is sliding off his face. You can just search 'facial asymmetry causes' if you don't want to go to a doctor.

But he's just chill about turning into Sloth from the Goonies.

If LTG comments on it, he will try to address it.

 

[Lister The Stupid]

Being completely sedentary is terrible for your health. He's going to have early onset dementia due to that and the isolation, and if his bulbous head gets any emptier it's entirely possible he may float away.

What a situation that'd be. He'd think it's early 00s Youtube and bust out the camera to TV recording again and start calling his neighbour "Howard and John."

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Like, I know it's Phil, but how can he not care about this?

Caring about it would give the detractors a W.

Just like everything with him it's all about not giving us a W.