Phil's Oddly Shaped-Head - Is it getting odder?!

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April 2022:
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Went from Private PyleMaxxed to honorary Somalian scammer. I can only assume his final form is Droopy the Dog given his rapid and startling aging
 
***UPDATE***

In my continuing research of Phil's melting face, I have a new set of images for your examination. Interestingly the faces appear significantly less divergent here; perhaps the camera angle is better? 🤔
 

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Apologies for the lower-quality images, but the angle seemed very direct in this "disappointed grandpa face" grabbed from Meerkat's latest stream. While the difference is less pronounced than the photos posted earlier, you can still see the clear "chad"/"alien" discrepancy between the two sides of Phil's face:
 

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Free Jasper dijo:
These young and old photos are fucking terrifying in how bad he’s aged.

I know he’s got this absolute fetish for getting older so it’s an excuse to do less but nobody should be aging this bad.
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It saying something when other FGC player from his time aged better then he has. Justin Wong is 40 and Maximilian Dood is 42 meanwhile DSP look like he in his mid 70s.
 
Being completely sedentary is terrible for your health. He's going to have early onset dementia due to that and the isolation, and if his bulbous head gets any emptier it's entirely possible he may float away.
 
Phil has two dents on his head, one on the side and one at the top, in the videos where he had that buzzcut you could see them clearly, here are some examples:

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I think it's one of the reasons as to why he is retarded, he was probably hit his head when he was a kid and has some form of inherent retardation from it,
 
Anime Waifu NFT collector dijo:
Phil has two dents on his head, one on the side and one at the top, in the videos where he had that buzzcut you could see them clearly, here are some examples:

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I think it's one of the reasons as to why he is retarded, he was probably hit his head when he was a kid and has some form of inherent retardation from it,
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If he got some kind of TBI shortly after highschool it would explain the valedictorian thing. But then I find it really hard to believe that if something like that did happen, Phil wouldn't have overshared about it at least a couple times by now.
 
Sog Dog dijo:
If he got some kind of TBI shortly after highschool it would explain the valedictorian thing. But then I find it really hard to believe that if something like that did happen, Phil wouldn't have overshared about it at least a couple times by now.
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Maybe it was due to that car accident he's mentioned in the past? 🤔
 
Something's wrong with the muscles on the left side of his head. He can't lift his left eyebrow as high as he can lift right one. The fucked up hairline is because the right side of his face is firmer than the left.

Does he only chew with one side of his mouth? It could be something as simple as working out one side and letting the other atrophy.
 
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