📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

[MMX]

Dumbass Shelley Kruckeberg wasted her tax return on Phil and is now broke herself. Phil still tries to guilt her into sharing.

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I wouldnt feel too bad for her
Apparently she's working cash in hand as a professional dog walker / minder and her rates ain't cheap.....more later if i can dig into it

 

[AnOminous]

Dumbass Shelley Kruckeberg wasted her tax return on Phil and is now broke herself. Phil still tries to guilt her into sharing.

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Shelley is dumb as a stump. Too bad she didn't get suckered by a Nigerian instead, the money would have been better spent.

 

[auroraboreanaz]

Sad trombone.

 

[MG 620]

What an ass.

Phil is me, me, me, MEEEEEE!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

lmao why don't you just go look under a laundry machine you fat fuck, you might double your life savings that way

 

[4Macie]

@Ravenor you know if Phil has ever tried to panhandle? He ebegs so much I'd be surprised if he hasn't just put a can down and prayed some passerby threw a quarter in.

I mean... I wouldn't, but some sappy soul might.

 

[Ravenor]

@Ravenor you know if Phil has ever tried to panhandle? He ebegs so much I'd be surprised if he hasn't just put a can down and prayed some passerby threw a quarter in.

I mean... I wouldn't, but some sappy soul might.

No he hasn't he's got a real aversion for doing things like that IRL, he got Tweaker to do that for him when he was in portland for the first time and tried to get him to sleep in that cave thing.

 

[Tront Rozner]

No he hasn't he's got a real aversion for doing things like that IRL, he got Tweaker to do that for him when he was in portland for the first time and tried to get him to sleep in that cave thing.

Phil's a caveman?

 

[Ravenor]

Phil's a caveman?

No but he tried to force mike into sleeping in a cave, it was one of the many staws that broke the Camels back.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I didn't think this could get any more interesting. We have to be near a boiling point of "Hi Phil, it's [Former Asspatter XYZ]. It seems every month you're short on cake. Have you considered a paper route or other after-school part time job? It might make the difference and you can quit cunting around on e-beg sites"

 

[Positron]

"I currently have $0.21 in my bank account
Piggy wants money."

Because you spent other people's money on edgy shit again:

 

[MG 620]

This is how the Potato fights capitalism.

By buying useless junk.

 

[MMX]

No but he tried to force mike into sleeping in a cave, it was one of the many staws that broke the Camels back.

It wasn't even really a cave
Tweaker described it like a narrow cracking in a limestone formation that a human could sort of wedge themselves in sideways.

 

[Darndirty]

It wasn't even really a cave
Tweaker described it like a narrow cracking in a limestone formation that a human could sort of wedge themselves in sideways.

I'd rather sleep in a cave then in a bed with phil.

 

[MMX]

I'd rather sleep in a cave then in a bed with phil.

Jokes on you
Phil doesn't even sleep in the bed he owns

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Lot of hash tags there.
Please someone convince him to start a business.

 

[nad7155]

I hope he gets kicked out of his apartment.

And gets run over by a box truck full of bicycles.

 

[Ruin]

It blows my mind there are enough cucks out there to continue paying his rent month after month. Even a brief glance at a picture of Phil is enough to tell that he's not a good or honest person.

 

[Twrx]

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What part of him does he think is femme?