📚 Megathread Phil's Crowdfunding Adventures - Smokes weed every day, claims bipolar disorder

[An Ghost]

I'm not the only one seeing an uncanny resemblance to fat Brando am I?

Fat Italian males all look the same.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

How can Toren even call that a business trip when he doesn't even make any money?

I think he meant "business rip."

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Maybe Phil should pick up some of that Sex work he's always go in on about. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do to make ends meet.

 

[QT 219]

Maybe Phil should pick up some of that Sex work he's always go in on about. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do to make ends meet.

Phil is fucking lazy and will be Tommy Tooter in 10 years.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I hope he tries to make a molotov out of Torens vodka and takes a selfie of it.

 

[ON 190]

I hope he tries to make a molotov out of Torens vodka and takes a selfie of it.

He could probably make a molotov out of Toren at this point.

 

[Mogambo]

Maybe Phil should pick up some of that Sex work he's always go in on about. Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do to make ends meet.

The only way Phil could make money at sex work is if people paid him NOT to have sex with them, which would be a sort of extortion racket I guess. Damn, Italians really are good at that sort of thing, aren't they? Guess Phil should just embrace his roots.

 

[Ravenor]

The only way Phil could make money at sex work is if people paid him NOT to have sex with them, which would be a sort of extortion racket I guess. Damn, Italians really are good at that sort of thing, aren't they? Guess Phil should just embrace his roots.

Yea about this, Phil has tried to claim a few times to socks an old time asspatters I've flipped that he has adverts on certain website like Backpage, Craigslist and so forth I have yet to find a single advert from him using a picture of himself. For example last June he was really pushing the belief that he's a sex worker, I didn't find a single post for him in Portland or SF and the surrounding area and I reviewed that shit manually looking for Phil, rather than just leaving it to my facial recognition software (I'm not going to say why I own this software but it's nothing to do with Phil, I just have access to it and it's the industry standard used in law enforcement and private business).

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Yea about this, Phil has tried to claim a few times to socks an old time asspatters I've flipped that he has adverts on certain website like Backpage, Craigslist and so forth I have yet to find a single advert from him using a picture of himself. For example last June he was really pushing the belief that he's a sex worker, I didn't find a single post for him in Portland or SF and the surrounding area and I reviewed that shit manually looking for Phil, rather than just leaving it to my facial recognition software (I'm not going to say why I own this software but it's nothing to do with Phil, I just have access to it and it's the industry standard used in law enforcement and private business).

Shamefully enough I checked similar sources at similar times and can corroborate finding no evidence of Phil.

 

[Ravenor]

Shamefully enough I checked similar sources at similar times and can corroborate finding no evidence of Phil.

What socked me is there was nothing that wasn't a BBW that was more than a 95% match

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I looked a while back too when he'd put up one of his sexworker claims. I couldn't find anything that even came close to looking like one of his profiles plus one look at his competition in the area and I knew he'd have no chance of ever getting hired. Even the least attractive ones were prettier, passed better, had bigger (and hairless LOL) breasts and bigger dicks. Maybe he was trying to find johns with gimp fantasies?

 

[An Ghost]

Maybe he was trying to find johns with gimp fantasies?

I could see this. They give him shit loads of cis bux while Phil whips them and makes them lick his boots. Then they apologize for being white and male.

 

[Mogambo]

Yea about this, Phil has tried to claim a few times to socks an old time asspatters I've flipped that he has adverts on certain website like Backpage, Craigslist and so forth I have yet to find a single advert from him using a picture of himself. For example last June he was really pushing the belief that he's a sex worker, I didn't find a single post for him in Portland or SF and the surrounding area and I reviewed that shit manually looking for Phil, rather than just leaving it to my facial recognition software (I'm not going to say why I own this software but it's nothing to do with Phil, I just have access to it and it's the industry standard used in law enforcement and private business).

Maybe we should help Phil out and make an advert for him. I mean, after all, we have plenty of flattering pictures to work with, plus we know his phone number. What else do we need? Some sort of rambling SJW word salad about cishet oppression?

 

[Poor Choices]

Maybe we should help Phil out and make an advert for him. I mean, after all, we have plenty of flattering pictures to work with, plus we know his phone number. What else do we need? Some sort of rambling SJW word salad about cishet oppression?

Let's uh - steer well clear of the "rape fantasy" postings. We would not want a rape-play craiglist weirdo to be traumatized to that degree.

 

[ON 190]

What socked me is there was nothing that wasn't a BBW that was more than a 95% match

The software knows its stuff.

 

[Positron]

The software knows its stuff.

Nah Phil is neither "beautiful" nor "woman".

 

[An Ghost]

Phil has surpassed shares of his gofundme than dollars earned. I know he's seeding his own donations but let's do a number crunch.
223 days since start (a personal lucky number)
$1800 earned. about $8/day. VERY generous estimate.
1800 shares. 8 shares/day. I wasn't joking when I said did nothing but share his gofundme all day.

 

[ON 190]

Phil has surpassed shares of his gofundme than dollars earned. I know he's seeding his own donations but let's do a number crunch.
223 days since start (a personal lucky number)
$1800 earned. about $8/day. VERY generous estimate.
1800 shares. 8 shares/day. I wasn't joking when I said did nothing but share his gofundme all day.

Holy shit. I don't think I've made 1800 posts to my Facebook in general.

 

[Twrx]

Phil has surpassed shares of his gofundme than dollars earned. I know he's seeding his own donations but let's do a number crunch.
223 days since start (a personal lucky number)
$1800 earned. about $8/day. VERY generous estimate.
1800 shares. 8 shares/day. I wasn't joking when I said did nothing but share his gofundme all day.

God damn.

 

[muh_moobs]

It's very masculine male pattern baldness. He looks like what he is, a fat, bald Italian male.

It's-a me-a, Potato!