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That no longer looks like Choob. It also doesn't look like a pirate queen. That is the look you get at Cornbury Park when Quentin thinks you've pushed in front of him for the queue for £10 beers, and he is blaming you that he's going to miss the start of James Blunt's set.
Every single one of them is right. Let's see how quickly Choob (or one his fans, more likely) cries "transphobia!" over this character being literally the most hated on the show.
Be sure to watch til the end for some truly deranged cackling. Sometimes I wonder just what precisely is wrong with Oliver? Nature or nurture? Is it just narc personality disorder? I think there has to be other issues at play too. Mania. What else?
This is likely where Toob's content is going to be archived by the BFI, so congrats to Ollie on being considered as culturally valuable as 'Badger, Badger (Mushroom, Mushroom)', 'Charlie Bit My Finger' and 'I Can't Believe You've Done This'. Cannot think of a bigger honour!
Even by headshot standards the amount of airbrushing on his face seems excessive. If they're having to smooth him over this much he must look rough irl.
Even by headshot standards the amount of airbrushing on his face seems excessive. If they're having to smooth him over this much he must look rough irl.
When airbrushing is this obvious, casting directors can tell. Dramatic studio lighting and airbrushing is not really what acting headshots are about, this is more like a glamour shoot.
The facial expressions are... interesting. Headshots are often intended to communicate the sort of characters an actor goes for, and most of the shots are Ollie trying to look sultry. Although I don't know what this expression is supposed to communicate -
Vacant? Gormless?
The first thing to confuse me is how tiny the mouth appears, and then I recall his stint on HotD and the way even cautious Redditors noted the GIANT BEWILDERING TEETH sticking out on screen. They blamed veneers, but even the quirkiest of Turk doctors won't fit horse teeth into a jaw less than equine.
How then, to reconscile teeth that evidently big with a mouth so apparently small? My attention is directed then to the jaw, which is FOOKIN HUUUGE.
It all makes sense. His gargantuan mandible accommodates a set of massive man teeth, and yet in the added context of the REST OF HIS GIANT SKULL the mouth surrounding the teeth can still appear tiny and inordinate.
This boofhead will mog other skulls forever in the youtube catacombs. I pray someone thinks to adorn his with stockings and a scrap of latex so everyone in the future can tell, "This is the skull of a powerful female who was such a lesbian her bones just turned male."
That no longer looks like Choob. It also doesn't look like a pirate queen. That is the look you get at Cornbury Park when Quentin thinks you've pushed in front of him for the queue for £10 beers, and he is blaming you that he's going to miss the start of James Blunt's set. Ver archivo adjunto 9064145
Also, jesus christ
For all his crowing about getting swole and trained, Olly's most dangerous physical feature by far is his head.
Like how cows are dangerous and kill a suprising amount of people per year just cos of their sheer fucking size if they panic and trample/were to just plain fall over on you.
Losing his Hugo with the red trousers type gammon layer of fat, and having a stupid nose job, has only highlighted the sheer absolute size of his cranium.
If he fell asleep on the Tube(*as in, THE tube, not the The toob) the circle and district line, his bobbing unpoliced skull would be a danger to any women or children or even other weaker men sitting aside him, he could shatter theirs like a dry old eggshell should his sleepy head gently fall to one side.
When airbrushing is this obvious, casting directors can tell. Dramatic studio lighting and airbrushing is not really what acting headshots are about, this is more like a glamour shoot.
The facial expressions are... interesting. Headshots are often intended to communicate the sort of characters an actor goes for, and most of the shots are Ollie trying to look sultry. Although I don't know what this expression is supposed to communicate - Ver archivo adjunto 9084653
Vacant? Gormless?
Do you think Toob watches his own videos back in slow-motion to try and recreate that John Hughes ugly duckling silences the room with her hidden beauty moment?
THE tube, not the The toob
