💼 Careercow Perry Caravello + Big 3 Community + Tom Brennan / Tom B. - Fat, homophobic, greasy, boomer streamer, star of Windy City Heat and Simon S. Salty. Party at 7722 reseda blvd apt 102

[JJLiautaud]

More like "Fourth  Rate Comedy".

I love all these faggy ass comedy movements and how none of them despite years of thought and effort are never funnier or more entertaining than a guy standing on a stage and telling fucking jokes.

 

[TheTourist]

one of the more surreal featured highlights to make the front page.

Right? I only heard of Perry this year when I saw Windy City Heat. Didn't think that a deep dive into what Perry was all about would be so fuckin weird and sad.

 

[Android raptor]

So basically like an Italian TBI Gen Xer version of Chris, but now being controlled by a dude that's like the worst Chris trolls combined?

Damn, that's a lot to take in.

Since Don and Mole seemed to genuinely care about his wellbeing, is there anything they could do to get Tom away from him? If nothing else alert adult protective services or something.

 

[BeetTheTraffic]

a lot of people saying people in his apt. antagonizing him is a one time thing. not true, quite often either phoney hawk or garett savage are there opening packages to make sure nothing that might upset\insult tom gets through. here's a video from a few months ago, guess we can agree that by toms definition he assaulted perry.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Since Don and Mole seemed to genuinely care about his wellbeing, is there anything they could do to get Tom away from him? If nothing else alert adult protective services or something.

Perry thinks Don and Mole are pieces of shit. Tom has done a good job driving a wedge between perry and everyone. Tom controls perry's finances and other stuff like that. Tom has done a good job alienating perry from his brother too by making perry think his brother stole from him. Perry has a very special relationship with money and tom was just doing this for faggy laughs on his show.

 

[BeetTheTraffic]

perry admits tom has control of his phone and social meadia accounts

perry driven to threaten suicide live on twitch

 

[deez_nuts]

Correcting the record isn't white knighting, nice try bud.

Correct what? And you dislike every post talking shit about Cumb and you've been whiteknighting on this thread for over a year

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

I just found this thread last night and I'm still trying to piece together who this Perry guy really is without it constantly involving the year 1992 and rape.
But I gotta say seeing the guy getting choked and then screaming about being anally invaded out of nowhere while some faggot lights up in the foreground does not make me feel good or chuckle. And I was half expecting him to pull out a machine gun and lay everyone who ever wronged him in that room out.

But man that Cart Narc video was great, the strangest crossover I've seen in a long time.
I just think if that was my house with all those assholes in it I'd have bought a grenade and pulled the pin.

where does that cart narc faggot operate anyway? i could see him getting shot by a redneck or nigger if he tried that in some areas

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Why is the brown finger even THERE!!!!!???

 

[chang smiff]

Is there no way to watch Fridays stream ? I want to see what unfolded and my fomo is kicking my ass

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Sexually assaulting him, tasing him, choking him out off camera, destroying his personal belongings....who finds this funny?

Faggots and Reddit users. That’s America for you. You can rape a man on twitch live stream. But twitch will ban the rape victim for saying faggot.

 

[AfroMegan]

How I didn't know this cow yet? Those podcasts seem something that you would hear in a GTA radio.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Frankly, Perry should have gotten a conservator and never should have gone near comedy. He’s like a moth drawn to a flame.

In a better worldline than this, sure. But the only one who has ever wanted to be that involved in his affairs is Tom, who is basically his de facto conservator. It's somehow an even more abusive and schizophrenic dynamic than Eugene Landy and Brian Wilson, but unlike Wilson, Perry doesn't have friends and loved ones who will put their differences aside for long enough to get him out of the clutches of his abuser. As fucked up as it is, Don Barris is probably the closest thing Perry ever had to a real friend in that town - and he's washed his hands of the whole situation. I don't know what it would take to make Perry a ward of the state at this point, but that's probably the last opportunity he has to find a tard wrangler who might not abuse him before it's just out on the streets.

As for comedy, the fame-bug has always been with him - he was always chasing after celebrity even before that first car accident scrambled his brains. In another life, he probably still would have wasted several years of his life as an X-Games hanger-on and then a wannabe actor. He might have been smart enough to tell RC to go fuck himself; maybe that would have been enough to tilt the trajectory of his life in a more positive direction. We can only speculate.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

How I didn't know this cow yet? Those podcasts seem something that you would hear in a GTA radio.

Between this guy and Anthony Cumia, it seems that the old guard of lolcows are trying to one up the new and fresh young guard of lolcows for the sake of wanting to fit in, and not because of the entertainment value it brings.

 

['Ole Dente]

she gets to live the rest of her life with the memory of her father freaking out and choking her mother one day when dinner was slightly messed up - two hands around the throat, Simpsons style.

All because she put the mushrooms in the spaghetti sauce, and as we all know, that is an Italian faux pas. So speaketh Saint Mole, many blessings be upon him.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

All because she put the mushrooms in the spaghetti sauce, and as we all know, that is an Italian faux pas. So speaketh Saint Mole, many blessings be upon him.

The story changed so many times that I'm not actually sure what the supposed cause of his freakout was. "The Oregano Wars" line by Dominic Monaghan was pretty funny though.

 

['Ole Dente]

The story changed so many times that I'm not actually sure what the supposed cause of his freakout was. "The Oregano Wars" line by Dominic Monaghan was pretty funny though.

The fact that the actor who played Merry in LOTR not only knows who Perry is but has fucked with him is just par for the course with Perry. His life is absurd, that little tidbit fits in real nice with:

- Fucked a tranny.
- Sucked off an old guy.
- Walked into a store with his own shit in his hands.
- Thinks he’s in a rivalry with DSP.
- Got “molested” by the meat man.
- Has a grocery store diploma.
- Proclaims to be a snowboarder but he doesn’t actually snowboard.
- Thinks dancing zebras named “Ricky Horny” are hanging out in his hallway, challenging him to fist fights.

This list is endless.

 

[White Room]

Wasn't Perry on the Cart Narcs?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

All because she put the mushrooms in the spaghetti sauce

More absurd than that. The story is that Perry's (ex)wife was preparing spaghetti sauce in a frying pan rather than a sauce pot.
He then preceded to choke her (ACTUALLY choke, not a choke hold) to the point that he lifted her off the ground, that's according to him.

 

[ZipDisk]

God fucking damnit! I thought I was finally going to get to see Cart Narc get pasted!