OneyPlays - have a boy... with friends

[Buckaroo]

Here you go. Gayboy himself.

He seriously chose to do that with his hair on purpose?

 

[judgement boy]

Here you go. Gayboy himself.

I know he was gay and probably looked the part in some way but holy macaroni that's rough

 

[Excuse Me Larp]

Here you go. Gayboy himself.

Wow his avatar was surprisingly accurate

 

[OnceTheEighth]

Is that a bow tie on his neck btw?

 

[judgement boy]

You know, Ive met many people with stupid fucking mustaches like this who think theyre cool hipsters, and they kinda can work with it. Its the fucking greasy pompadour that makes him look really retarded

These days mustaches mostly just work if it's a Chevron. Best paired with a sensible haircut, maybe a bit of five o clock shadow. If you get a handlebar or curl it in any way you just look like you are trying too hard.

 

[Smegward]

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Is that a bow tie on his neck btw?

Wtf did he shave male pattern baldness into his hair?

 

[PoppyFizz]

Wtf did he shave male pattern baldness into his hair?

Fucked up and evil Eddie Munster.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

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Yeaaah i'm going to press X on someone claiming to have all sorts of proof of pedophilia and grooming being done by internet autists and "having a lot they want to say but can't" as if they have dirt on some billionaire arab who can have their family killed.

 

[derapples]

I think Julian is the only member of the Oneycrew where his avatar is actually a flattering improvement instead of a caricature. The man has a Dick Dastardly mustache and a receding hairline with a pompadour. No wonder people were staring at him in puplic, he looks like a god damn cartoon character.

 

[Slumbie]

And he's fat and usually has painted nails too.

 

[HomeDepot]

he looks like a god damn cartoon character.

Tbf that's def what he's going for, and if so, does a pretty banging job at it.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Makes me wish we could get the real numbers for the % of trannys caught committing sexual crimes, especially towards children.

I'd be willing to bet that statistic makes "13/50" beet red with embarassment.

Arent most of the prison population stats for trans people in there for violent sex crimes?

 

[Dickinson's Real Deal]

Whoever bestowed the fashionable stereotype onto the gays was definitely in a charitable mood.

 

[Toxic BRAAAAP Mask]

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DD in the third one on the right is speculative, but Julian on the left is the real one it seems

Imagine this fat spic watching you with his glass eye from the cuck chair as you play the tuba and he jerks his hog. No wonder DD is fucking insane now, if I were him I'd have murder suicided already.

 

[derapples]

Tbf that's def what he's going for, and if so, does a pretty banging job at it.

If that's the case him and Dingdong should stop complaining about people giving them weird looks. "I'm gonna dress myself to stick out and look as weird as possible and if anyone stares at me they're evil homophobes!"

 

[Tiger Jack]

Here you go. Gayboy himself.

That thing looks like it's a massive comb over from the back. Just a long mullet he's folding over to cover his bald head.

 

[Huddinge]

I think Julian is the only member of the Oneycrew where his avatar is actually a flattering improvement instead of a caricature. The man has a Dick Dastardly mustache and a receding hairline with a pompadour. No wonder people were staring at him in puplic, he looks like a god damn cartoon character.

Lyle?

 

[OnceTheEighth]

No darling, it's that I have a bit of free time this and next week and decided to join the drama myself on this leftover account
Speak for yourself, you hang around in DD's offline chat, are you doing alright?

 

[Rick The Stick]

I remember way back when DingDong and Julian first got out of Cali they were telling a story that when they went to a restaurant people were giving them dirty looks, saying it was because it was an "anti-gay" community... And totally not because Julian looks like a weirdo with his pompadour, cartoon mustache, and nails that look like he cut with pinking shears.

Is this the same place they moved to where they pretty much admitted to isolating themselves from their neighbors and community, then fished for pity points when talking about how their neighbors and community weren't super friendly to them after a while?

 

[Trans Randy]

Here you go. Gayboy himself.

>shave sides of head
>grow out sideburns

Can we please stop pretending gays have taste?