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OnceTheEighth dijo:
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Person who vents about their very personal problems to strangers in a live chat accuses others of not having non-internet friends
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so in the end we can all agree that furries are insufferable and faggots in general are a plague to not associate with
you can offer them money and fame and they will take it just to throw you under the bus later
because someone who eats shit from a bathtub told them to do so or else no more RP :3 with him on discord about tuba vore

As for the funny moral of the story is, no matter how much they distance themselves they will always be Ding Dong and Julian from Oney Plays
and that will always be the most successful thing they both did in their pathetic lives
that and creating a new variant of aids that spreads through tubas
 
derapples dijo:
I think Julian is the only member of the Oneycrew where his avatar is actually a flattering improvement instead of a caricature. The man has a Dick Dastardly mustache and a receding hairline with a pompadour. No wonder people were staring at him in puplic, he looks like a god damn cartoon character.
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OnceTheEighth dijo:
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No darling, it's that I have a bit of free time this and next week and decided to join the drama myself on this leftover account
Speak for yourself, you hang around in DD's offline chat, are you doing alright?
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"Shit like this happens"

No it doesn't! I've never had a relationship end and then 10 years later I went on a 24 hour rant about how that person is evil.
 
SNAFU dijo:
No, he's got some plans
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Remember when the primary talking point was that these people have “gender dysphoria” (invented by Jewish, gay child rapists) and this is what necessitates they cut their penis off?

Evil transphobes have documented the mid-trial troon outs of sex offenders, and leftists never actually needed any explanation to love something so repulsive. With both sides discarding the old justification, we will now see troons admit that their only motivation is being a leftist. The other side has been “oppressing” them so much that their current non-mutilated body is not doing enough to repulse us. This is the second comment on this one retard’s sub 1k stream that declares they trooned out for this reason. The other decided they must troon out while protesting for Palestine. They must not have felt very VALID, given that the people they love are 1000% justified in raping a bunch of partying “white” colonizers.
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask dijo:
They once again confirmed that anyone left of center with even a minor presence online is fucking batshit insane now. I felt bad for them with the DreamDaddy stuff but who knows even how much of that is truthful now.
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I genuinely always thought this retard’s cry session was the most manipulative faggotry on the planet, but no one cared enough about him to side with anyone else yet. It’s still fair to mock The Grumps given that they invited the impossible standards onto themselves, but even back then, Ding Dong’s “sad” account, iirc, was:
-Ding Dong is offered an adult day care job as pathetic and reprehensible as “”consultant””, based on his nepotistic connections to another Newgrounds guy.
-He accepted this role, and was given insight and input into a leftoid slop dating sim that should’ve pandered to his sensibilities enough.
-It pandered so hard that his libtard brain freaked out because the team wasn’t composed entirely of homosexuals.
-Ding Dong leaves the project and cries over vague and unlikely “homophobia”. They didn’t listen to him enough and they’re all rainbow capitalists or something. Very insightful.
-Ding Dong suicide baits and claims he will leave the internet in a manner that is even harder to believe than The Quartering or Nick Fuentes threatening to leave X

Turns out he was vague for reasons that anyone could’ve expected; the guy they hired to tell them what’s “good and normal for gay people” was a giant furry scat fetishist with a specific hard on for brass instruments. There’s nothing these walking miscarriages hate more than something that “”panders”” just as much as their 80 fetish abominations do, WITHOUT most of the fetishes (nothing else can erect the Dong anymore). I’m sure the people he was working with where much better off with his schizophrenic input than without it.

Ding Dong, if you are fortunate enough to doomscroll the farms right now, you are proof that ‘gay consultants’ exist solely to make products worse. You would not have saved that game by manipulating the loser developers into including your fetishes. You wouldn’t have saved it with your deranged Media Literacy standards which exist in direct opposition to themselves. You don’t have any special knowledge that these libtards don’t know or can’t find without dumping money on you. You deserve the thread that someone more into the Oneyverse will make on you, and I hope they also remove your story from the Egoraptor post. The man doesn’t need your nontroversy to be a proven retard.

You will sit in the tuba chair we make for you. You will like it.
 
I like how all of this is leading people to try really hard to drag Cory into it, as if there's anything new under the sun with him or that anyone would really care. If Cory ends up being the next to spiral because his degenerate bullshit finally catches up like it did with Shad, I'll be right there lol'ing with the rest.
I think some folk in the thread have a bit of Ding Dong in them, in that they think everyone on the couch is well beloved and that we've got some parasocial connection with them and would circle the wagon if something were to happen. Which couldn't be further from the truth. Especially with Cory.
The only people who don't catch shit are Zach, Harry, Paddy, and maybe Niall. Even Tomar gets it occasionally.
 
notclowned dijo:
As for the funny moral of the story is, no matter how much they distance themselves they will always be Ding Dong and Julian from Oney Plays
and that will always be the most successful thing they both did in their pathetic lives
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That's the thing, they can only escape this image by creating something more popular/famous.
That's how Zach is now not primarily known as the guy from Hellbenders and OneyPlays anymore, but as the co-creator of Smiling Friends. All else comes second.
But with all this whining from DD&J, it becomes less likely by the day that any future game will outshine their time on Chris' channel, hence they will continue to be known as the former co-hosts of OneyPlays for the foreseeable future.
 
Rick The Stick dijo:
think some folk in the thread have a bit of Ding Dong in them, in that they think everyone on the couch is well beloved and that we've got some parasocial connection with them and would circle the wagon if something were to happen.
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I hate to tell you this but the Oneyplays fanbase is parasocial as fuck. I've legit never seen a more parasocial fanbase of a YouTuber. Half the comments on any video are people pretending to be "one of the boys"
 
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Julian might have said that oneyplays ruined his life but it's out of context! But posting memes on ding dongs bluesky or asking where touph bippy is chuddy harassment
 
Super Malario dijo:
I swear to God his audience could have their own community watch thread
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They're just basic tier genderspergs and I have a PG thread for their kind that i'm slowly building up.
Deathegg dijo:
Man their chat is so weird they hardly talk to each other instead they're all trying to be DD&J's top guy.
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Ts and Qs are parasocial parasites. This is the only way the losers can get people to communicate with them and acknowledge their existence.
 
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