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I wonder if Ding Dong ever feels like its him vs the whole world
He's mentally stunted and acts like a petulant teenager. Of course it's him vs the right wing landscape.

He's jaded the left are realizing being pussies isn't working and hasn't worked for the past decade and only made more enemies than necessary to their cause.
 
The thing that bothers me most is that the only reason these guys are known is not because of just oney, but because of The Best Gamers and all the Newgrounds allumni who joined in on those streams. They wouldn't have had as big an audience for Bubbafest if it wasn't for the Newgrounds crew
 
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They kidnapped Tomar
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Clearly the only reason DD&J stopped being included in compilations is because Chris complied with their wishes to no longer be associated with the channel. Almost like he was acting like a friend and not stabbing them in the back when he could've easily kept raking in more ad revenue off of them
 
The inability of the mordern fag to deal with ball busting is an epidemic that needs to be studied. "There mentioning it to hurt us!" Nigga there doing to get a laugh. One of the most talked about thing on oney plays was Nostalgia critic's reputation being completely revitalized by rolling with the jokes. They literally just released a talking plushie of Cory with a line about how he shoved a cd spindel up his asshole. Are they bulling poor Ole Cory because he's autistic and a tranny lover or is because their friends and Cory isn't a fucking pussy?
At least Julian has the excuse of being fucking crazy, no nigga who looks a plushie of him self and has a nervous break down is sane, ding dong is just a cunt.
 
I'm so fucking disappointed and angry. This retarded cunt is so far up his own ass that he can't even see he's acting just like fucking ARIN now! Way to lose a long time supporter in a single go ya hypocritical two faced scumbag. He was just shit talking us farmers on the stream earlier too btw, saying we don't have the balls to bring the conversation to his stream that has multiple layers of participation restrictions on it and shit like that. I hope all the old Oney fans supporting his sorry ass on patreon see this shit and pull their pledges. Fuck him sincerely.
 
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To be fair, before youtube removed the ability to see who was subscribed to who, i remember seeing that Oney was subscribed to Mister Metokur before jim became the weather man, so my favorite let's player is a fellow chud bud
Gonna be deliberately vague because I like the oneyplays crew and don't want to give enemies ammo but one of them is still following Jim's xitter
i wonder if oneyplays is gonna delist / privatise all the DD&J vids as a result of this. I know they prob know that it's good to have them there for nostalgic fans and backlog revenues but man even if it gives DD&J even 1% more relevance than they currently have, that's too much and risks drama like this resurfacing. erasing them might be better long term even if they turn heel and complain if it happens. altho idk it might be a straisand effect kinda issue.

i wanted to like dd&j in current day but man
I really hope some autist out there has a full oneyplays archive just in case. The mick videos stayed up after the fallout which is good, but Mick didn't vindictivly seethe about Chris publicly like this.
this is all because chris was going to date shapiffany isn't it
I heard a rumour that Chris punched the desk and moved to New York Wexford
 
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This was 100% a deliberate act to get more eyes on them again. DD knows that the dream daddy drama has run it's course so he has resorted to publicly burning the bridge with Oney just to give themselves attention

"WAAAH EVIL ALT RIGHT CHUDDIES ARE TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT"

Like there is any other way to interpret you talking shit to the only guy that not only gave you a guest spot on his channel TWICE, but also sided with you over his NG alumni friend (Yes Egoraptor is cunt but that couldn't have been an easy choice for Oney). This isn't a pitiable mistake, this is cold calculated malice and I would bet he was put up to by someone with an axe to grind with Oney, especially so soon after the Bowblo demo a little while back.

"WAAAH OUR LIVES ARE IN DANGER"

Bull fucking shit, this them getting ready to hoover pity money from their discord enablers because these talentless idiots are incapable of making and delivering a product. The only thing they are capable of producing is boring 30+ hour streams with the occasional spike of drama because stoking drama is all boring middle aged talentless hacks are capable of doing.

I used to have a lot of time and sympathy for Ding Dong, but he really is a pathetic wretch. I'm a big enough person to admit I was wrong. I wonder if DD is capable of admitting to his own faults? Nope, deny, deflect and blame. It's all he can do because to do otherwise would rob him of the only thing he truly wants, to be a perpetual victim. I guarantee he is enjoying this mess. in fact I bet this crashing back on him so suddenly and strongly has made him cum harder than Julian ever has.

I hope torpedoing your last shred of significance and credibility was worth it

Fuck you Ding Dong
 
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