Null should take the fucking money and run gambling ads.

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gambling is easy:
*its negative expectation so you will lose money
*rtp doesnt mean anything
*every spin is independent
*online casinos arent licensed with your state gaming commission
*set a hard floor to stop playing
*cash out after every win no matter how small because you'll lose everything
*low and medium volitility means your the casino takes your bankrolls slower than high volitility where you can lose hundreds at min bet pennies trying to catch a bonus.

with those rules ive lost a few thousand instead of tens of thousands on irl slots. financially, i'm still up because of a few super rare payouts. but those were lucky 1 in a million wins, you can spin 1000s on slots and never win a single payline or bonus round. most people never win anything substantial, if you're lucky you'll break even.

take the ads. give me free play "tokens" or whatever loophole the sites use.

Yes. I want every MATI to start with a speshul message from our sponsor STAKE DOT COM as read by Jewsh
did you know? your chance of breaking even increases if you bet $25-$100 spins instead of 50-90 cents? sometimes you can net thousands. (most times you will bust)
 
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I agree. More importantly If you don't wanna see them listen to jewsh and use fucking ad blockers.
 
licensed online casinos, in general, payout more than land based casinos.
fuck i didnt know I take it all back i now believe in the gamba
:ross::ross::juice:

I kid of course, online casinos are just as bad if not even worse than physical ones, bossman might be funny but it is a fantastic demonstration of what they are designed to do. Fuck them. They pay out jack and shit because in the end the house always wins.
 
fuck i didnt know I take it all back i now believe in the gamba
:ross::ross::juice:

I kid of course, online casinos are just as bad if not even worse than physical ones, bossman might be funny but it is a fantastic demonstration of what they are designed to do. Fuck them. They pay out jack and shit because in the end the house always wins.
its gambling, the house has an unbeatable edge. but variance allows for you to win big and discipline stems your losses. bossman's online casinos arent licensed and i wouldn't touch it. Draftkings is a better option but its only legal in 5 states.

smartest move is not to play at all, but luck and rng means you could play a $2-$5 once and win 4-5 figures. its unlikely but it does happen, and it fucks up your perspective on slots.
 
I've never understood the appeal of gambling but I did briefly meet someone with a gambling addiction and it was horrifying. I also knew a woman who, if she actually had money rather than living with her parents, quite probably would have gambled it all away.

Gambling sites don't make money off normal people. They make it off people with severe addictions - that's what pays for the advertising and they wouldn't pay for it if it didn't work.

Null made the right call. Two rules in life:
1. Never sell your soul.
2. Never sell it cheaply.

If Null is able to keep this site running on donations, and I understand those are actually rising, stick with that. It's not like if he trades in his principles and harms the more vulnerable visitors to the site he's going to be the next Hugh Heffner.

Plus Lord knows what additional legal avenues of attack it might open the site to.
 
Promoting gambling is unethical? What fucking third world shithole are you from? This is America, son. This is what we do.

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