Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Tor Lugosi]

spending 10 minutes on a thumb wrestling game

they really have nothing

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Hello Kitty Party Land
Finally, a good game.

 

[Anonitolia]

Starfox in June?? wtf are they doing?? why reveal something like that THREE MONTHS before release?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

If Starfox was just glossed over like this, what other game could they have in mind? Obviously excluding Zelda.

 

[Rango Dango]

yo final fantasy actually looks sick

8 years after octopath traveller lmao

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Isn't this just Brave Exvius?

 

[Lost at sea]

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda interested in this Final Fantasy

 

[Terror Sandwich]

But are they worse than the slop we got out of games like Forspoken?

Character designs in Xenoblade and FE are like eating a dry unseasoned chicken breast.
Character designs in Forspoken is like eating shit.

 

[Anonitolia]

Pikuniku was cute and all but it wasn’t SEQUEL cute
and the plot just seems the exact same as the original so why even bother
it couldn’t have sold that well right

 

[Rango Dango]

MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON QUEST POKEMON LMAOOO

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Nintendo already send out the cease and desist for the new DQ game.

 

[Anonitolia]

DQM is around the same age as Pokemon, you retards. It was just revived because of the creature collecting trend,

 

[Rango Dango]

DQM is around the same age as Pokemon, you retards. It was just revived because of the trend,

ive never been alerted to existence of """dragon quest monsters"""

 

[Anonitolia]

Does the guy who called Duskbloods get a cookie for an indeterminate playtest date?

 

[Super Malario]

Pikuniku was cute and all but it wasn’t SEQUEL cute
and the plot just seems the exact same as the original so why even bother
it couldn’t have sold that well right

It's baffling considering that game came out in 2019
SEVEN YEARS AGO

 

[Rungle]

>treasure hunting game
>no captain toad but sploon slop

 

[Anonitolia]

ive never been alerted to existence of """dragon quest monsters"""

I’m sorry, it’s a pretty fun series. The newest entry is Dark Prince, it’s on Steam and pretty okay.

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

This and also FE, both have very busy and generic designs

Generic maybe, but I wouldn't say 3's character designs were "busy".



3 had great voice work and a pretty good story, but yea the series has pretty big flaws.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Even the somewhat decent looking Switch games fall into the "would've looked good on pc" category

 

[Anonitolia]

The only Splatoon game I’ve been interested in years, and it’s 1) exclusive to a console I refuse to pay for 2) keeping all of its information contained in its own Direct. Yaaay.