Not-E3 2026 - If anything good is actually announced we riot

[Anonitolia]

lol there's your Xenoblade

 

[Zenos Yae Viator]

I wonder how the Fire Emblem game will fit into being a sequel to three houses, which it clearly is.

Likely many of the characters will be alluded to be descendants from the three houses cast.

 

[Rango Dango]

oh new xenoblade entry

 

[Anonitolia]

My fucking PC crashed during Xenoblade so now I have to phonepost
fucking series is too anime for my western build

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Nothing but ports and games we've already seen it sounds like. I don't think I'm missing much... they must have something big to finish on if they're packing it so full of filler, right?

It won't JUST be a remake of a remake of a zelda game, right?

Right?

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

Switch 2 is like a time-travel device. Except it's 6 years into the past with its dogshit specs now getting game ports thta it can actually run.

I managed to play PRAGMATA on Switch 2. I thought it was a good experience. Most companies just rush the games to meet quota. MK 11, MK1 and WWE 2K18 are some examples of what happens under those circumstances

 

[Terror Sandwich]

Xenoblade has some of the most unappealing character designs in anime games, every single time.

 

[trent]

Switch 2 is like a time-travel device. Except it's 6 years into the past with its dogshit specs now getting game ports thta it can actually run.

"We can finally run PS5/Xbox Series games! Please pay us €70 for these games that routinely go on sale for €10 on other platforms!"

I have a €500 voucher that my work gave me a few months ago and I could get a Switch 2 and Mario Kart basically for free and I still haven't pulled the trigger because I got burned by how pointless the WiiU was.

 

[Rango Dango]

Nothing but ports and games we've already seen it sounds like. I don't think I'm missing much... they must have something big to finish on if they're packing it so full of filler, right?

It won't JUST be a remake of a remake of a zelda game, right?

Right?

i mean new fire emblem and xenoblade i guess

 

[Anonitolia]

There’s the Switch Sports sequel

returning to Wuhu Island but still using those god-awful character models lol

 

[Rango Dango]

>sports game
>thumb wrestling

 

[Super Malario]

Xenoblade has some of the most unappealing character designs in anime games, every single time.

This and also FE, both have very busy and generic designs

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Xenoblade: Genesis of the Three Houses

 

[Rango Dango]

i dont understand shit like jump rope
like nigga this is smoethng you can do YOURSELF and jump ropes are CHEAP

 

[Anonitolia]

So many B or C tier titles they’re holding up as big deals, what’s their issue? There’s no way ALL of their A-list dev teams are having that many troubles.

Also
>showed off literally every single sport included
>thumb wrestling, skateboarding, flying around in a plane
>thumb wrestling gets a whole-ass extended gameplay session

 

[BootyWarriorUkaUka]

This and also FE, both have very busy and generic designs

But are they worse than the slop we got out of games like Forspoken?

 

[Rango Dango]

ive heard that new runescape sucks

 

[Terror Sandwich]

No wonder this show is 50 minutes. Look at what they are spending their time on.

 

[Prince Mario of Altea]

Less sports than the Wii version whats even the point man

 

[Rungle]

>thumbwrestling

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