👓 TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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I really do believe she hoped to be a critic for New York magazine or something equivalently prestigious. The closest she ever got was something unserious and insignificant for PBS. But for that period of time before her self cancellation (2019-2021) that she thought she was about to achieve her goal and that it was within reach. I still think her being a white woman gunning for a prestige gig like that without being a nepo baby meant it was never going to happen. Her making a comfortable six figures for just a few hours of effort per month is a pretty decent outcome for her but she will always be bitter because she thought she got close to the brass ring.
 
I really do believe she hoped to be a critic for New York magazine or something equivalently prestigious
This was my thought too. She doesn't have anything interesting and original to say, so she wouldn't make it as a creator - she wants to sit around and judge other people's work on an elevated level. The grown-up, respectable version of what she was doing as Nostalgia Chick.
 
I really do believe she hoped to be a critic for New York magazine or something equivalently prestigious. The closest she ever got was something unserious and insignificant for PBS. But for that period of time before her self cancellation (2019-2021) that she thought she was about to achieve her goal and that it was within reach. I still think her being a white woman gunning for a prestige gig like that without being a nepo baby meant it was never going to happen. Her making a comfortable six figures for just a few hours of effort per month is a pretty decent outcome for her but she will always be bitter because she thought she got close to the brass ring.
I don’t think she was ever that close to that level of prestige. At most, I think that she thought her views on Raya were an absolute banger and would blow everyone’s minds, and then she’d make the video to prove it.

Except it didn’t happen, and blew up hilariously.
 
IMO Lindsay when she was in film school wanted to be the next be indie/documentary filmmaker only doing "Hollywood" projects that had "cultural significance". She wanted her films to be the darlings of the critics and film festivals hence her abortion student film. When that failed, she then latched onto being the Nostalgia Chick and Doug hoping that could be her steppingstone to being an important "serious" film critic because if you can't create then criticize those who can that was the whole point of Chez Apocalypse to remove herself from Channel Awesome and its silliness and be part of something more "Serious" while she reviews Disney Movies.

Lindsay dreamed of being an important figure in the snobbish circles of the Film Industry either as a filmmaker or critic and failed at both instead becoming a suburban wine mom who reviews shit on the Internet. If she was a decade older, she could have sucked Weinstein's dick and gotten herself into Miramax and had some kind of career.
 
I'm reading this thread and I feel like I'm experiencing cognitive dissonance. Channel awesome gets like 100k views per video, her youtube channel gets multiple millions per video, what reason would she have to be jealous of doug?

Did he win an oscar or somethimg, what am I missing?
The "oscar winner" is her old film school classmate, director Ryan Coogler, known for the Creed and Black Panther films, as well as all the accolades he got for "Sinners". In the few times she's brought him up, it's been done in a way that makes it sound like Lindsey is super envious that he's getting the jobs and acclaim she thought she deserved.

SUFFA, WINE MOM
 
The "oscar winner" is her old film school classmate, director Ryan Coogler, known for the Creed and Black Panther films, as well as all the accolades he got for "Sinners". In the few times she's brought him up, it's been done in a way that makes it sound like Lindsey is super envious that he's getting the jobs and acclaim she thought she deserved.

SUFFA, WINE MOM
Something else I noticed now that I'm not the same age I was when Channel Awesome was at it's peak, (so impressionable teenager) is that Lindsay isn't even well read either. Someone who's cultured doesn't need to hide out on Patreon, on nebula, and release videos about films meant for families. There's ways to talk about animation that can be intelligent but Lindsay is incapable of that because she's so self absorbed and thinks she's smarter than she actually is.
 
The "oscar winner" is her old film school classmate, director Ryan Coogler, known for the Creed and Black Panther films, as well as all the accolades he got for "Sinners". In the few times she's brought him up, it's been done in a way that makes it sound like Lindsey is super envious that he's getting the jobs and acclaim she thought she deserved.

SUFFA, WINE MOM
Oh, that's intresting, do you have any examples from her videos?
 
Something else I noticed now that I'm not the same age I was when Channel Awesome was at it's peak, (so impressionable teenager) is that Lindsay isn't even well read either. Someone who's cultured doesn't need to hide out on Patreon, on nebula, and release videos about films meant for families. There's ways to talk about animation that can be intelligent but Lindsay is incapable of that because she's so self absorbed and thinks she's smarter than she actually is.
Meanwhile, Doug Walker can be seen as having a good point on accident sometimes.

If she was a decade older, she could have sucked Weinstein's dick and gotten herself into Miramax and had some kind of career.
And then jump on the #MeToo train.
 
Something else I noticed now that I'm not the same age I was when Channel Awesome was at it's peak, (so impressionable teenager) is that Lindsay isn't even well read either. Someone who's cultured doesn't need to hide out on Patreon, on nebula, and release videos about films meant for families. There's ways to talk about animation that can be intelligent but Lindsay is incapable of that because she's so self absorbed and thinks she's smarter than she actually is.
This is exactly it. Her vocabulary is collegiate critical theory, not contextual from literature. She's educated, but not well. I'm not saying she should shift from Transformers reviews to a deep dive on Beowulf, I think she should embrace that she loves the trashy pop culture and it's okay that it doesn't actually have a deeper meaning than a few hours of mindless entertainment. Lindsay's arrogance IMO stems from being self-conscious without self-awareness, but now that she's a mom in her 40's maybe she'll accept herself as successful enough in the field of pop rather than prestige. Yeah yeah 🌈
 
Something else I noticed now that I'm not the same age I was when Channel Awesome was at it's peak, (so impressionable teenager) is that Lindsay isn't even well read either. Someone who's cultured doesn't need to hide out on Patreon, on nebula, and release videos about films meant for families. There's ways to talk about animation that can be intelligent but Lindsay is incapable of that because she's so self absorbed and thinks she's smarter than she actually is.
Lindsay thinks she's a one-of-a-kind internet personality, yet she still hasn't let it sink in that her time has come and gone. She's no longer a fresh faced single 20-something being fawned over by fat NEETS, but now a worn-out alcoholic mom of two who is dead behind the eyes. She doesn't have a delightful personality or her cuteness anymore, and her "I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU" attitude bleeds through her work. That might fly if she were a British dude or an old woman, but instead it just makes her even more repellant. No one likes a know it all bitch. It also didn't help that she wanted prestige, even though she got her start making rape jokes and videos about how Starscream gets her pussy so sopping wet that her panties disintegate. Who'd take someone like that seriously?

Her bitterness at Doug and the CA crew, as well as her film school foe Coogler stealing the money, fame, and accolades that she thinks she deserves (despite not having made an actual film in AGES) just oozes from her work as well. She's still so PIG MAD that her attempts to cancel Doug and Cinema Snob for clout and prestige failed, all while she got cancelled by her own fans without even trying - then made it worse with that two hour "mask off" video that basically was her saying, "it's everyone's fault but mine". A smarter woman would have used that time to lay low and get working on a film, not spend it writing the script for that shitty retort and drinking wine until her skin gets blotchy.
 
Who'd take someone like that seriously?
Lindsay has never done anything to make her be taken seriously. She’s still the rape rap girl who has hotdogs thrown at her face. That’s what she’s known for.

Conversely her enemy Jill Bearup is doing well. Hell, you can be a joke at first and change later. Filthy Frank was a meme but he became Joji and now goes on tours, I get concert marketing emails whenever he is near by. But they put in the effort and Lindsay prefers to grift off of her simps. Laziness has always been her greatest enemy.
 
Lindsay has never done anything to make her be taken seriously. She’s still the rape rap girl who has hotdogs thrown at her face. That’s what she’s known for.

Conversely her enemy Jill Bearup is doing well. Hell, you can be a joke at first and change later. Filthy Frank was a meme but he became Joji and now goes on tours, I get concert marketing emails whenever he is near by. But they put in the effort and Lindsay prefers to grift off of her simps. Laziness has always been her greatest enemy.
When's the last time Lindsay was seen hanging out with Jenny Nicholson? All this talk about Lindsay and her issues with envy make me wonder if she loathes Jenny for replacing her place in the market for desperate male NEETS. Not to mention Jenny manages to make a shit ton from Patreon and is wise enough to stay out of drama that will piss of Twitter liberals.
 
Conversely her enemy Jill Bearup is doing well.
It’s not hard to understand why a smaller creator like her is gradually starting to mog Lindsay as more time passes.

Jill is actually likable. She’s lighthearted and fun, doesn’t involve herself in drama, and you can tell she’s passionate about her subject matter and sharing what she’s learned with her viewers. She’s a genuine nerd and charmingly so. This authenticity sparks a lot of spontaneous creativity, which leads to original projects that succeed with her audience because they make sense and she has the skill for it.

Lindsay is smug, cynical, addicted to shitposting, and tries to make her subject matter seem more lofty and meaningful than it actually is. She’s a pseudo-intellectual who thinks you should listen to her because she’s more than a mere YouTuber, she’s a Thought Leader. She’s passionate about bloviating on a soapbox, often only tangentially about whatever film she’s purportedly analyzing, and passing off her half-baked opinions as educational. Her attempts at side projects feel forced because they’re more about propping up her image than they are about true creative passion, and she doesn’t allow a lack of real skill to stop her.

Jill is also humble, respectful of her audience, and sticks to topics that are reasonably within her wheelhouse. She strikes a good balance between trying new things that attract new subscribers while staying consistent enough to not alienate her long-time fans.

Lindsay is terse and condescending when she interacts with anyone outside of her social circle. You can tell she barely tolerates her core audience of Reddit-brained dorks and Disney adults (even if she is one herself). Recently she seems to think she’s too good even for film analysis (you know, the one subject she has any credentials for). No, she must now grace us with her 3-hour long sermons on political hot topics. Her body of work is becoming wildly inconsistent, she can’t decide whether she wants to engage in Serious Social Commentary as she literally cries on camera or just snark on low-brow pop culture trash. The problem is only exacerbated by the fact that she expects people to pay a monthly subscription for a handful of shitty videos a year.

Yeah, not a mystery why her career is on a downward trajectory.
 
So what's Lindsay been up to, you may ask? It's not creating content. From Instagram, it's going on a Caribbean cruise from Key West with stops in Nassau/the Bahamas with other Nebula creators... for work, of course. The jewelry is just a bonus. And no kids or husband around.
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The totally straight black guy is this dude:
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And her writer/drinking bestie Angelina Meehan also makes an appearance
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As does Princess Weekes
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So relatable! But look, she's also a crunchy mom
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And how can she afford this with a jobsworth aerospace engineer husband and output of < 3 videos a year? Her Patreon is still going strong.
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And it only has 1 membership level
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Which means that with 5656 paypigs x $4/mo, she's still making $22624/mo before fees and taxes or $271488/yr despite not being on YouTube since 2021. Enjoy the blackpill.
 
So what's Lindsay been up to, you may ask? It's not creating content. From Instagram, it's going on a Caribbean cruise from Key West with stops in Nassau/the Bahamas with other Nebula creators... for work, of course. The jewelry is just a bonus. And no kids or husband around.
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The totally straight black guy is this dude:
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And her writer/drinking bestie Angelina Meehan also makes an appearance
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As does Princess Weekes
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So relatable! But look, she's also a crunchy mom
Ver archivo adjunto 9140885
And how can she afford this with a jobsworth aerospace engineer husband and output of < 3 videos a year? Her Patreon is still going strong.
Ver archivo adjunto 9140888
And it only has 1 membership level
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Which means that with 5656 paypigs x $4/mo, she's still making $22624/mo before fees and taxes or $271488/yr despite not being on YouTube since 2021. Enjoy the blackpill.
You know, despite not making it as a filmmaker, her life doesn't look too bad.
 
So what's Lindsay been up to, you may ask? It's not creating content. From Instagram, it's going on a Caribbean cruise from Key West with stops in Nassau/the Bahamas with other Nebula creators... for work, of course. The jewelry is just a bonus. And no kids or husband around.
Ver archivo adjunto 9140884
The totally straight black guy is this dude:
Ver archivo adjunto 9140919
And her writer/drinking bestie Angelina Meehan also makes an appearance
Ver archivo adjunto 9140947
As does Princess Weekes
Ver archivo adjunto 9140886
Ver archivo adjunto 9140883
So relatable! But look, she's also a crunchy mom
Ver archivo adjunto 9140885
And how can she afford this with a jobsworth aerospace engineer husband and output of < 3 videos a year? Her Patreon is still going strong.
Ver archivo adjunto 9140888
And it only has 1 membership level
Ver archivo adjunto 9140887
Which means that with 5656 paypigs x $4/mo, she's still making $22624/mo before fees and taxes or $271488/yr despite not being on YouTube since 2021. Enjoy the blackpill.
Woof her writer has quite the horse face look at those gums! Also with all that money you'd think Lindsay would get a personal trainer, cook, legit anything to improve her appearance. Her age isn't why I'm saying that--it's the obvious years of alcohol abuse that makes her look so bloated and corpse like. I just don't get it at her age how you don't realize certain colors (red nail polish for example) will wash you out. Yeah yeah she's a Mom who cares--maybe she should think about getting healthy so she's around long enough to watch her kids grow up.
 
Woof her writer has quite the horse face look at those gums! Also with all that money you'd think Lindsay would get a personal trainer, cook, legit anything to improve her appearance. Her age isn't why I'm saying that--it's the obvious years of alcohol abuse that makes her look so bloated and corpse like. I just don't get it at her age how you don't realize certain colors (red nail polish for example) will wash you out. Yeah yeah she's a Mom who cares--maybe she should think about getting healthy so she's around long enough to watch her kids grow up.
She's got "Fuck You" money. Once you got that, you don't need looks or decorum.
 
Anyone else here wondering if Lindsay (via her formerly employed by Space X hubby) could be one of the Space X IPO millionaires? :story:

When's the last time Lindsay was seen hanging out with Jenny Nicholson? All this talk about Lindsay and her issues with envy make me wonder if she loathes Jenny for replacing her place in the market for desperate male NEETS.
I'd imagine the main reason Lindsay would loathe Jenny Nicholson, would be because Jenny is a Jew.

So what's Lindsay been up to, you may ask? It's not creating content. From Instagram, it's going on a Caribbean cruise from Key West with stops in Nassau/the Bahamas with other Nebula creators... for work, of course. The jewelry is just a bonus. And no kids or husband around.
She isn't lying about the trip being for work - the cruise ship jewelry is clearly how Qatar/Russia/Iran/(insert shady foreign country hostile the United States)'s foreign intelligence agencies funnel their propaganda funding to Nebula.

I'm joking, but not really - Nebula is chock full of extremely obvious foreign (mostly Qatar) propaganda - it's genuinely bizarre they haven't gotten a Tim Pool-style investigation by the state department by now. Nebula literally has a video calling AL JAZEERA *checks notes* unbiased, truthful progressive news 🤣:

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