💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Trombonista]

Y'know, if Farrah Fawcett had buttsex she'd probably still be alive today. Something to think aboot.

That's funny, I read that receiving buttsex actually increases the risk of anal cancer. Granted, proper lubrication and condom use can lower that risk, but from what Nick said about the flashlight incident, I don't trust him with that.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

This guy is exactly the sort of person who would make me actually want to physically hurt him if I ever had the misfortune of encountering him and dealing with him for any even remotely extended period of time.

Perhaps good for him, though, is that I'm also willing to bet he'd handle it like some kind of animal that shits itself to escape danger, thus discouraging his natural predators.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

That's funny, I read that receiving buttsex actually increases the risk of anal cancer.

It would be ironic if that's how Nick dies.

This guy is exactly the sort of person who would make me actually want to physically hurt him if I ever had the misfortune of encountering him and dealing with him for any even remotely extended period of time.

I don't know. It would probably be like having to interact with Chris. You would know there's something wrong with him and cut him some slack. Still, he's one sick freak.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I just want to cut off Nick's hands so he can't type these idiotic tweets any more.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I don't know. It would probably be like having to interact with Chris. You would know there's something wrong with him and cut him some slack. Still, he's one sick freak.

I'm more than willing to cut Chris a hell of a lot more slack than this guy, because Chris has never molested or claimed to have molested a child.

 

[Bugaboo]

I don't know. It would probably be like having to interact with Chris. You would know there's something wrong with him and cut him some slack. Still, he's one sick freak.

I'm more than willing to cut Chris a hell of a lot more slack than this guy, because Chris has never molested or claimed to have molested a child.

Chris also doesn't stalk women to the point where they fear for their lives.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

You're right. I was just going by his sick Tweets. Chris is a mostly harmless clown, Nick may be a real monster.

 

[cypocryphy]

Chris also doesn't stalk women to the point where they fear for their lives.

Yeah. Too much effort.

 

[PacSol]

I still like my idea of having him fight a Kodiak. I mean... this guy's terrible. If he's serious, he's a pedophile. Even if he's not, he's still an immensely disturbed human being.

 

[Saney]

I still like my idea of having him fight a Kodiak. I mean... this guy's terrible. If he's serious, he's a pedophile. Even if he's not, he's still an immensely disturbed human being.

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The bear has failed us.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

SpaGhettos: pasta for black people

I'm not sure if I'm more insulted by the racism or the utter corniness of this joke.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I also hope she adopts some of my quirks, like the stereotypical Canadian accent thing. Probably. She did that when were just friends, so.

Nick, "mock" is not the same thing as "adopt."

 

[ON 190]

I still like my idea of having him fight a Kodiak. I mean... this guy's terrible. If he's serious, he's a pedophile. Even if he's not, he's still an immensely disturbed human being.

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The bear has failed us.

The bear hasn't failed us yet. Russians are naturally bear-proof, which I highly doubt Nick is.

 

[CWCissey]

I love irony so have Nick fight an elk. See how he loves Canada then.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Also, if my wife ever gets chronic diarrhea and anyone ever has him cure her I will punch your face

I want to see Nick in a fight.

I suddenly want to watch Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete again and also replay Dirge of Cerberus

And if you needed proof he had poor taste, there you go.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Also, if my wife ever gets chronic diarrhea and anyone ever has him cure her I will punch your face

I want to see Nick in a fight.

I suddenly want to watch Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Complete again and also replay Dirge of Cerberus

And if you needed proof he had poor taste, there you go.

When you said that you're going to play a game that is tied with the worst game(not sales wise ok) in the franchise, you know that someone have a bad taste.

 

[Saney]

Did you know that there is an actual patron saint of intestinal distress? Who's the guy who decides what to make saints the patron of?
I also wonder hoo that saint feels aboot all the time asked to intercede for people with diarrhea. Must be a crap job.

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Why did I not say this when it happened? Yesterday I accidentally wore pants with a hole in them and b-mum saw my testes.

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[Surtur]

So he doesnt wear underpants?

 

[Springblossom]

What the fuck does 'b-mum' mean? God damn it, Nick, you are taking concepts from Chris and perverting them into something horrible.

 

[Bugaboo]

What the fuck does 'b-mum' mean? God damn it, Nick, you are taking concepts from Chris and perverting them into something horrible.

Birth Mother, for some reason he refers to his parents as his birth parents even though I'm not sure if he has any other parents.