💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[NobleGreyHorse]

That still makes way too much sense. Maybe he just thinks the Russian spelling is fancier because, like the Maple Leafs, it is not American in origin? (I live in the same general part of Pennsylvania and there aren't a lot of families of Russian descent -- German, yes, like Nick Stoutzenberger himself -- so maybe he thinks anything Russian is mega-exotic. I know most of my students at a local university are from this area and have no ambitions to live anywhere else or even study abroad.)

Edit to add, from Twitter: "I would like to go on record as saying I officially forgive Hitler for doing the Holocaust if he actually did do it. We cool, Adolf." STAAAAAHHHPPP, YOU ARE NOT EDGY, NOR DOES USING STEREOTYPICALLY BLACK PHRASING HELP ANYTHING HERE, IT IS NOT FUNNY OR IRONIC OR ANYTHING YOU THINK IT IS EXCEPT MAYBE DUMB /capslock of I cannot believe this person exists

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Considering it's Nick I find it hard to believe he knows that fact.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Remember that scene from Hancock where he shoves the guy's head up another guy's ass? I'd love if he shoved Nick's head up his own ass so Nick could asphyxiate in his own anus. Death by his own anus seems a fitting end.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Remember that scene from Hancock where he shoves the guy's head up another guy's ass? I'd love if he shoved Nick's head up his own ass so Nick could asphyxiate in his own anus. Death by his own anus seems a fitting end.

Don't give him ideas... oh wait... nevermind, give him this one!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Uh-oh. Just heard on radio some cops (probably U.S. ones) are pepper-spraying protestors in Istanbul. Cops, leave Istanbul alone.

Also he asked Jessa if the US has secrets he could sell to Al-Queda. Nick Bate visited by the feds in 5...4...3...2....

 

[Trombonista]

Uh-oh. Just heard on radio some cops (probably U.S. ones) are pepper-spraying protestors in Istanbul. Cops, leave Istanbul alone.

Because U.S. cops have nothing better to do than go to Turkey and pepper-spray people. Or he thinks Turkey has no cops.


Or it's another part of his "look at me, I'm a dickbag weirdo!" persona. If only he realized that such statements only make Anna like him less.

 

[CWCissey]

Uh-oh. Just heard on radio some cops (probably U.S. ones) are pepper-spraying protestors in Istanbul. Cops, leave Istanbul alone.

Also he asked Jessa if the US has secrets he could sell to Al-Queda. Nick Bate visited by the feds in 5...4...3...2....

Is he really that stupid? This is an act, it has to be, I'm sure even Chris knows that US cops have no authority in other countries!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The thing is even if it is an act it isn't funny. Nor cutting edge for that matter.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

If only he realized that such statements only make Anna like him less.

How could she possibly like him any less? I thought her opinion of him was already about -20 on a scale of 1-10.

 

[Himawari]

what good does that do if they're not constantly in the same room as her? I'm sure she's alone at least occasionally

When I marry her she'll literally never be oot of my line of sight. Nothing bad will happen on my watch. I'm vigilant as fuck.

I've been debating for five minutes the best emoticon to express how I feel about this, but none of them are quite right.

 

[CWCissey]

what good does that do if they're not constantly in the same room as her? I'm sure she's alone at least occasionally

When I marry her she'll literally never be oot of my line of sight. Nothing bad will happen on my watch. I'm vigilant as fuck.

I've been debating for five minutes the best emoticon to express how I feel about this, but none of them are quite right.

and


For me.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

If only he realized that such statements only make Anna like him less.

How could she possibly like him any less? I thought her opinion of him was already about -20 on a scale of 1-10.

So..... pretty much everyone's opinion???

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I never thought of it until just now, but I bet his therapist is at serious risk of a drinking problem right about now. Anna can bitch to her friends about Nick, but unless he signs more HIPAA waivers like he did for Jessa (per Twitter), the therapist can't even discuss the case with his or her spouse.

*shrink comes home, slams the door, tosses coat at coat rack but misses; pours self a huge gin and tonic, throws self into chair*
spouse: Honey, what's wrong?
shrink: Oh my god, there's this kid.
spouse: Can you give me a clue? Is it anything like that case from September? Incest? Murder? Is it that horsefucker again?
shrink: (finishes G&T, pours another) There's just... oh my god... there's just this kid. (begins weeping hysterically)

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Nick's therapist is gonna need a therapist.

 

[Apple Chrisp]

Uh-oh. Just heard on radio some cops (probably U.S. ones) are pepper-spraying protestors in Istanbul. Cops, leave Istanbul alone.

Also he asked Jessa if the US has secrets he could sell to Al-Queda. Nick Bate visited by the feds in 5...4...3...2....

Is he really that stupid? This is an act, it has to be, I'm sure even Chris knows that US cops have no authority in other countries!

To be fair, Chris doesn't even think US cops have any authority of him

 

[Himawari]

My beloved Gardevoir is changing to a Psychic/Fairy hybrid?! I don't know hoo to feel aboot this.

Of course he loves Gardevoir...

 

[BT 075]

To be fair, Chris doesn't even think US cops have any authority of him

Deep down inside he knows perfectly well they do. It's just these silly moments of what he sees as "brave defiance" of someone more powerful then himself.

 

[Amsterdam]

.....Jesus H. Christ this guy is too much,reading through all stupid little twitter posts is just absolutly enraging. I dont think Ive ever seen some one so irredeamable, Its unreal. He's so delusional about all this just depraved shit he does. In my opinion there is no saving him hes like a filthy sinking boat, you can keep paling out water but it does no good,your always back where you started. i highly doubt there is a more deplorable,deviant,depraved, or otherwise dimwitted person living on this planet. Sorry if i was A-logging, but mother of God this man is absolutely infuriating.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I think that's a very natural reaction to a man who tweets to the world that he's quite sure God wants every human to engage in ass-to-mouth.

Edit: Also, if I were either principal member of They Might Be Giants and discovered that he basically worshipped my band in between shit and pedophilia, I'd be tempted to ragequit music forever.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Y'know, if Farrah Fawcett had buttsex she'd probably still be alive today. Something to think aboot.

So THAT is what we've missed in cancer research.