💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Springblossom]

What the fuck does 'b-mum' mean? God damn it, Nick, you are taking concepts from Chris and perverting them into something horrible.

Birth Mother, for some reason he refers to his parents as his birth parents even though I'm not sure if he has any other parents.

I was going to guess 'bitch mom' because she won't let him hang out with his sister FOR SOME REASON WHO KNOWS?

I wish she was his A-Mom as in 'Abortion Mom'.

 

[Bugaboo]

So I'm a little confused, did he actually molest his sister or did he make that shit up?
Either way it's pretty awful

 

[Judge Holden]

What the fuck does 'b-mum' mean? God damn it, Nick, you are taking concepts from Chris and perverting them into something horrible.

Birth Mother, for some reason he refers to his parents as his birth parents even though I'm not sure if he has any other parents.

From what I understand their reluctance to let him smear their house with feces while molesting his sister has made him basically disown and despise them.

Christ... with every passing post on this thread, Bates seems more and more like some unholy experiment by Encyclopaedia dramatica to fuse all known lolcows together and release it onto the internet to wreak havoc upon the sanity of all netizens

 

[Stratochu]

So I'm a little confused, did he actually molest his sister or did he make that shit up?
Either way it's pretty awful

Judging from how depraved the guy is, I'm still standing by my theory that he actually did everything ED says he did and that he admitted to, but said he lied about it in an attempt to backpedal.

 

[BT 075]

So I'm a little confused, did he actually molest his sister or did he make that shit up?
Either way it's pretty awful

Judging from how depraved the guy is, I'm still standing by my theory that he actually did everything ED says he did and that he admitted to, but said he lied about it in an attempt to backpedal.

It's fact that they no longer allow him to be around his younger sister. Now I understand perfectly well why any moderately sane adult would want that creep far, far away from their child even if he never laid hands on her... but it does strengthen the theory that he did in fact molest her.
What I don't understand, if he did, is why the hell they haven't kicked him out yet. Although, on second thought, the idea of him living on his own, somewhere far from home, not looked over by watchful eyes...
Imagine him sneaking out... free to do whatever he desires, nobody warning him, nobody around to talk some sense into him... just Nick, left to his own devices, consumed by the sickness that eats away at his decaying soul... teeth rotting... the horror...

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[Judge Holden]

So I'm a little confused, did he actually molest his sister or did he make that shit up?
Either way it's pretty awful

From what I understand on the word of a forummer (Christ-ian) who seems to know more than I do a few pages back in this thread, he made it all up.... for reasons utterly alien to all sentient beings, which seems a bit more likely than him simply being untouchable by the law enforcement, but given his especially disgusting pedophillic fantasies it is not out of the question that "something" happened, though I really really hope it didnt.

Either way he is one sick little shitstain who needs to be put in a cage and left in the dark somewhere.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I say Nick just needs to be killed with fire. Period.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I say Nick just needs to be killed with fire. Period.

A-Logging. Nick is pretty bad though. Let's just say he deserves to be justly tried and convicted in a court of law for his heinous and disgusting misdeeds.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I would never say this about Chris, and I did not intend to come across as A-loggy. Very few people make me feel so negatively as Nick does.

 

[Bugaboo]

I would never say this about Chris, and I did not intend to come across as A-loggy. Very few people make me feel so negatively as Nick does.

Well Chris didn't possible molest a child

 

[Null]

I turn a blind eye to a-logging in this thread.

 

[LM 697]

Fire is too quick anyways.

 

[random_pickle]

Fire is too quick anyways.

Not if you know how to do it right. Did you know that most people set on fire don't die from the fire? Rather, the smoke kills them first before the fire can finish the job.

 

[Trombonista]

Guys and girls, we don't need to kill Nick when we can just perform a colostomy.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He can't even review a concert without blurting too much information about himself and complaining about his aunt:

This was my first TMBG concert, and my first concert in general. I got free tickets because my school's guidance counselor bought me them as a bribe to get me to go to class (which I ended up not doing anyway, but I digress). My aunt (who went with me) and I seriously misjudged the time TMBG would actually be on (which was around nine), so not only did we have to leave halfway through the setlist, we also had to stand in line for like, three hours. But this dude behind us was pretty cool. He expressed his desire to tell Flansburgh that Nixon was, indeed, the one, which amused me. Plus, Flansburgh actually walked past me in line at one point! Seems he was asking where the record store was. Eventually, we actually got inside the venue. The opening act was interesting, but unfortunately I don't speak French. After some more time, TMBG came on and opened with Hey, Mr. DJ, which I must admit is better live than on CD. They also unveiled a new sequel to Why Does the Sun Shine, which was a nice surprise. Then, of course, more surprises! I was pretty shocked (in a super-good way) that they played Unsupervised, I Hit My Head and West Virginia. Though, I later realized my stupidity, because Flansburgh had said earlier that they were playing at least one song from every album. I guess it didn't click that he meant solo albums, too. We left during Alphabet of Nations, but all in all in was a great experience. The songs rocked, the between-song banter was hilarious, and we even had a nice view. We were stationed on the balcony thing right above the band. Dan Miller was usually obscured by this machine thing right in front of me, but I could see everyone else perfectly. I hope to see TMBG live again someday, preferably with a friend instead of my aunt. ;p

 

[Bob's Fries]

He can't even review a concert without blurting too much information about himself and complaining about his aunt:

This was my first TMBG concert, and my first concert in general. I got free tickets because my school's guidance counselor bought me them as a bribe to get me to go to class (which I ended up not doing anyway, but I digress). My aunt (who went with me) and I seriously misjudged the time TMBG would actually be on (which was around nine), so not only did we have to leave halfway through the setlist, we also had to stand in line for like, three hours. But this dude behind us was pretty cool. He expressed his desire to tell Flansburgh that Nixon was, indeed, the one, which amused me. Plus, Flansburgh actually walked past me in line at one point! Seems he was asking where the record store was. Eventually, we actually got inside the venue. The opening act was interesting, but unfortunately I don't speak French. After some more time, TMBG came on and opened with Hey, Mr. DJ, which I must admit is better live than on CD. They also unveiled a new sequel to Why Does the Sun Shine, which was a nice surprise. Then, of course, more surprises! I was pretty shocked (in a super-good way) that they played Unsupervised, I Hit My Head and West Virginia. Though, I later realized my stupidity, because Flansburgh had said earlier that they were playing at least one song from every album. I guess it didn't click that he meant solo albums, too. We left during Alphabet of Nations, but all in all in was a great experience. The songs rocked, the between-song banter was hilarious, and we even had a nice view. We were stationed on the balcony thing right above the band. Dan Miller was usually obscured by this machine thing right in front of me, but I could see everyone else perfectly. I hope to see TMBG live again someday, preferably with a friend instead of my aunt. ;p

While I disapprove of counselors of "bribing" their patients like this... Nick is such a dick. Those tickets could be expensive and yet he didn't honor his promise. What a dick.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Either way he is one sick little shitstain who needs to be put in a cage and left in the dark somewhere.

Obviously not accusing you of anything, I just think it's funny to see these words written by a man with a Ramsay Snow avatar/quote signature.

 

[Judge Holden]

Either way he is one sick little shitstain who needs to be put in a cage and left in the dark somewhere.

Obviously not accusing you of anything, I just think it's funny to see these words written by a man with a Ramsay Snow avatar/quote signature.

to be perfectly honest, I think bates is a sicker fuck than the bolton bastard ever could be even if he does not have the power to carry out his perverse fantasies.

and admittedly, few are as deserving of the "greyjoy treatment" as bates.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

My group went to the YMCA today. Turns oot it's an actual place. I used a treadmill and a punching bag. It was fun. Also, free coffee!

Fucking sigh.

What I don't understand is hoo the punching bag tore up the webbing between my pinkies and ring fingers but somehoo not my knuckles. :s

Because you're doing it wrong. Been awhile since I've used a punching bag but this sounds like he didn't wear boxing/MMA gloves.

It's a bus specifically for retarded people, you'd think the drivers would be nicer. But I sat behind a really hot female so that was cool

Looked aboot 9-11 maybe? Definitely pre-puberty. Was wearing a little cute floral jacket thing over a white tank top... didn't see panties

@FagPrime Ok if I do figure oot a way to do Craigslist, can I specify I'm seeking under age 12 or do cops patrol there?

Fucking A.

 

[Springblossom]

@FagPrime Ok if I do figure oot a way to do Craigslist, can I specify I'm seeking under age 12 or do cops patrol there?

Fucking A.

I kind of want to know where Nick lives. Not to dox him or anything, but just so I could screencap this and send it to the local cops.