💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[NobleGreyHorse]

Maybe one who wants to correspond with people while not giving out her address? If Megan had wanted to conceal her Chris-assisted eBay purchases from her parents, she could have done something similar. It's not the craziest way of obscuring your actual address if you want to correspond with people by post but not necessarily be discovered by the wrong sort of person. Which she promptly was, of course, so it doesn't always work if you're not vigilant about taking yourself off sites like whitepages.com.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I avoided this thread for a while but I think I'll try and clear some things up.

First of, Nick didn't admit to lying when being coerced under some threat; what happened was someone confronted him with all the contradicting stories he had made up and when pushed far enough for answers he spewed up the truth. I get the feeling that a lot of posters interpreted what I said as "when cornered he said he made it up", which is kind of true in itself, but it was actually the opposite direction.

Also, Maddi is a girl he's been talking to for years now. She went to /cwc/ and shared some of their chat log and said she would "totally report him to the FBI". She later made up a story about how the FBI confiscated her computer as evidence and were putting Nick up for some big trial, but she later admitted this was all made up because she wanted an excuse to get away from the trolling scene. She's probably still a teenager by the way (I don't recall her exact age), so some of the messages he has sent her probably ARE criminal (the one thing you could get him sentenced for, but Maddi won't push charges as previously established).

So, Nicks's a freak and a giant creep, but above all else he's a giant, obsessive liar.

EDIT: And as the wonderful Melchett touched upon in his/her posts, a clear sign is that Nick will never back away from an accusation. You can call him anything and he'll be in on it, playing the buffoon all the way to the witness' stand. He did a LOT of FAQs during the /cwc/ days, WITH trolls, and he'd relish in the attention and accusations, constantly batting the flames.

 

[Himawari]

Liar or not, just the fact that he could think up some of these things to lie about makes it clear that there's something seriously wrong with him and I don't think he has any business being near children ever.

Anyway, have some Nick freaking out about how it can never be possible that Anna lost her virginity with someone who wasn't him.

No man that one thing can NOT be true ever

Oh but hey just in case is there a way to make myself not care so I wouldn't have to kill myself and stuff

J-Date, if she's done Things with not-me, I'll never be able to live. I'd never be able to enjoy anything anymore knowing that.

As is, I ALREADY can't, sorta. I just CONSTANTLY panic aboot what if it happened and I can't play video games or watch tv or w/e

I can't exist if Things happened. I would have to stop existing completely. Like not go to either Heaven OR Hell. Just vanish.

And like not have a consciousness anymore and not be able to perceive or think or anything.

It can NOT happen, J. I'm her soulmate; she can only do Things with ME

Every waking moment since June 2010 when Maddi first told me has just been a complete living Hell, dude

Just... constantly. Nothing has been able to distract me. I'll be sitting there playing a game or w/e and then I just freak oot

The only thing that could possibly save me if it happens is if time travel is invented and someome oes back and stops it

But I don't know, that might not even change the present, it might just create an alternate timeline branching off at that point

so really it jist has to never happen

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Is it wrong to hope that Anna is currently enjoying whatever is, to her, the most wonderful sex life in the world with as many consenting adult partners as she could ever possibly want? Who are all neat freaks with a particular focus on sparkly teeth?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The results of Nick's psych evaluation came back.

Fuck! It's schizotypal personality disorder, not Asperger's. Also the stuff we knew already: social phobia and major depression.

Oh also my verbal skills are in the 99.8 percentile. Holy shit, dude.

I don't see the relevancy of the verbal skills but he included it.

 

[Himawari]

What I found interesting was something he said a bit earlier this morning.

Know what's weird? I have an inverted version of Ondine's curse. I breathe automatically when unconscious but manually when conscious. Sucks

So constantly on my mind: focusing on breathing, worrying aboot my wife and possibly other bad things happening, whatever task I'm doing

/a-log fodder

I mean it's obviously bullshit but still.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Know what's weird? I have an inverted version of Ondine's curse. I breathe automatically when unconscious but manually when conscious. Sucks

Is this nigga for real?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He probably just thinks it's "manually" because he can feel himself breathing because he's, you know, awake.

 

[CalmMyTits]

I wonder what our founding fathers would have done regarding their stance of freedom of speech and putting it in the Constitution if they knew that some 230-240 years down the road, this fuckwit would be using his freedom of speech to spew his shit.

 

[Himawari]

spew his shit.

Literally.

 

[Springblossom]

I wonder what our founding fathers would have done regarding their stance of freedom of speech and putting it in the Constitution if they knew that some 230-240 years down the road, this fuckwit would be using his freedom of speech to spew his shit.

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal...unless you are a scat fetishist with rotten teeth.

Also:

I... am dumb. Tried killing a wasp that got in my apartment by spraying chemicals, not realizing it was flying over ALL OF MY KITCHENWARE.

I hope he ate something off the bug spray-covered plates before he realized that.

He also talked with Jessa about smoking weed. I hope his dealer laces his weed with meth.

...holy shit, I think I just realized what happened to Nick.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Ew ew ew, that's disgusting. (Even compared to some of the literal crap Nick does.) Is that even a thing? I used to go out with a doctor who saw a lot of emergency hospital admissions from people who had had their weed laced with PCP, unknown to them; they'd been seeking a mellow evening in front of the TV/game console/whatever, and instead got terrifying hallucinations that they just wanted taken away. Now there are, for whatever goddamn reason, people who like PCP on their weed, but it seems like adding a surprise ingredient to weed and not mentioning it to the buyer would be the quickest way to turn the user away from the surprise ingredient for life. There are plenty of people in this state who are willing to buy Just Plain Weed, and plenty who are willing to buy Just Plain Meth (the Amish and certain motorcycle gangs team up on the latter, no joke), and for the most part it seems like the two user bases don't mix.

 

[Bugaboo]

Why doesn't he just swat the wasp? Chemicals are for when you have a whole nest of them and you gotta take out like, 30 wasps at once.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Why doesn't he just swat the wasp? Chemicals are for when you have a whole nest of them and you gotta take out like, 30 wasps at once.

Or swat it like what Oggy does to the pesky cockroaches that destroys his home.

 

[Springblossom]

Ew ew ew, that's disgusting. (Even compared to some of the literal crap Nick does.) Is that even a thing? I used to go out with a doctor who saw a lot of emergency hospital admissions from people who had had their weed laced with PCP, unknown to them; they'd been seeking a mellow evening in front of the TV/game console/whatever, and instead got terrifying hallucinations that they just wanted taken away. Now there are, for whatever goddamn reason, people who like PCP on their weed, but it seems like adding a surprise ingredient to weed and not mentioning it to the buyer would be the quickest way to turn the user away from the surprise ingredient for life. There are plenty of people in this state who are willing to buy Just Plain Weed, and plenty who are willing to buy Just Plain Meth (the Amish and certain motorcycle gangs team up on the latter, no joke), and for the most part it seems like the two user bases don't mix.

I read somewhere that some dealers lace their stuff with various addictive compounds to get whoever they're selling to hooked on 'Mr. Gonzo's Special Shit' or whatever. Dunno if it's true or not, the retired drug dealer I hang out with says it could happen.

 

[José Mourinho]

Yeah man, if Jessa and Maddi licked and sucked the taste of eachother's rectums off of my penis, that'd be my best day 'til I marry my wife.

Penises are like AC adapters and rectums are the ootlets. Anal intercourse gives us the energy we need to remain pooered-on.

Why have I never foond the perfect porn yet? There's like a bajillion porn sites and they all fucking SUCK.

I'm sad. I got two new a2m videos yesterday but the one had a cut between the anal and fellatio and also the framerate was SHIT and in the other the chick had tattoos and piercings and it also showed her vagina throughoot ALL of the anal. Ugh. Why.

So my day care thing to prevent me from torturing, sodomizing, mutilating, dismembering, murdering and eating humans is three days a week

Hoo boy, although I heard about Nick Bate, but this is my first time seeing Nick Bate's Twitter. And this is interesting.

 

[Night Terror]

Pooered? Unintentional pun?

 

[CalmMyTits]

I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Nick. REALLY hate him.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I don't hate Nick and I hope he turns his life around, just like OPL, however unlikely that is. But just like OPL, Nick is a repugnant person.

I hope his therapist can make some progress.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't hate Nick and I hope he turns his life around, just like OPL, however unlikely that is. But just like OPL, Nick is a repugnant person.

I hope his therapist can make some progress.

No I really think there's no hope for Nick. The man is a complete loon.