💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[CalmMyTits]

^I think Nick's whole being is one big 'Oh sweet jesus why'

 

[DrChristianTroy]

One of my future daughters was in my dream last night. KINDA hot, I guess. Objectively though. Not really my type.

Oh God...

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I finally decided to open this thread, read only the first page, and immediately regret it. Those teeth are FUCKED up.

What's this "aboot" "mooth" "hoo" business all aboot anyway?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

What's this "aboot" "mooth" "hoo" business all aboot anyway?

Our Pet Sick Freak has a fear or dislike of the letter u. He changes it to o whenever he can. He also thinks it makes him sound Canadian, which he aspires to be.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Oh, ok. Makes perfect sense.

I was afraid the explanation was gonna be something weird!

 

[TL 611]

^ what, like o is the closest letter resembling an asshole, so he uses it as much as possible?

 

[Springblossom]

Oh, ok. Makes perfect sense.

I was afraid the explanation was gonna be something weird!

What the hell is your definition of weird?

 

[Himawari]

^ what, like o is the closest letter resembling an asshole, so he uses it as much as possible?

This actually almost makes more sense (keeping in mind who it is) than trying to sound Canadian.

 

[Dig]

^ what, like o is the closest letter resembling an asshole, so he uses it as much as possible?

This actually almost makes more sense (keeping in mind who it is) than trying to sound Canadian.

It makes more sense than it really should...

 

[KatsuKitty]

^ what, like o is the closest letter resembling an asshole, so he uses it as much as possible?

Don't tell him about the asterisk.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Nick was talking with Jessa about anal in the bible. Lots of Nick bullshit and then we get this glorious tidbit.

(ps you CAN get pregnant from anal indirectly)

Also he's learning how to ride a bus. Yeah.

EDIT- Okay so Jessa is debating Nick on Christianity. Apparently he's hardcore Christian and Jessa is a spiritualist who believes all religions are right. I am fascinated.

 

[Long Sun]

Yes according to Christianity. I know Christianity. Apparently I'm a prophet, sooo yeah anal is a sacred activity

There are NO WORDS :? :x

 

[CalmMyTits]

Yes according to Christianity. I know Christianity. Apparently I'm a prophet, sooo yeah anal is a sacred activity

There are NO WORDS :? :x

oh god make it stop, make it stoooooooooop.

The quote from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream is as relevant now as it was before.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fascinating.... I honestly think at this point he is almost more unlikable than he was when we believed he was a child molesting psychopath

HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THAT!?

 

[Himawari]

Nick was talking with Jessa about anal in the bible. Lots of Nick bullshit and then we get this glorious tidbit.

(ps you CAN get pregnant from anal indirectly)

To be fair, this is true. Rare, but it can happen.

 

[The Hunter]

Nick was talking with Jessa about anal in the bible. Lots of Nick bullshit and then we get this glorious tidbit.

(ps you CAN get pregnant from anal indirectly)

To be fair, this is true. Rare, but it can happen.

I... don't want to go in depth, but it can happen if you're not careful.

 

[Judge Holden]

........ anyone else suspect this may be how Nick believes/wishes he was conceived? by some unintentionally felched ass-semen?

actually that makes quite a bit of sense, given how being a disgusting piece of shit seems hard wired into his very genes

 

[Stratochu]

Fascinating.... I honestly think at this point he is almost more unlikable than he was when we believed he was a child molesting psychopath

HOW DO YOU FUCKING DO THAT!?

I still think he is a child molester and said he was lying about it to backpedal.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

New idea: I should have anal with random people until I get AIDS, then my wife feels bad for forcing me to do not-her, so she marries me

Do you think Craigslist would turn up any females who have AIDS and want unprotected anal?

Ooh okay so intentionally wanting AIDS is a thing people do called bugchasing. Ok so where are the bugchasing personal ads at?

 

[CalmMyTits]

New idea: I should have anal with random people until I get AIDS, then my wife feels bad for forcing me to do not-her, so she marries me

Do you think Craigslist would turn up any females who have AIDS and want unprotected anal?

Ooh okay so intentionally wanting AIDS is a thing people do called bugchasing. Ok so where are the bugchasing personal ads at?

I don't want to live anymore.