💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Grand Number of Pounds]

ED reports he was born September 1, 1991. He'll be 22 this fall.

I didn't believe it when I saw it either. His crappy (no pun intended) lifestyle must be catching up with him.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Yeah, I wouldn't expect someone who is 21 to have that much tooth decay unless they lived in a 3rd world country.

Perhaps his nonsensical posts and made up shit (pun intended) mean that the tooth decay infection has already reached his brain!

 

[Fialovy]

yeah, not taking care of his body aged him quite a bit. Still, I've seen countless people much older than him that look way younger than him. Who knows how he'll look as little as five years from now.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Yeah, I wouldn't expect someone who is 21 to have that much tooth decay unless they lived in a 3rd world country.

Perhaps his nonsensical posts and made up shit (pun intended) mean that the tooth decay infection has already reached his brain!

As a person who actually lives in a 3rd world country, I can assure that is far from enough for tooth decay, even villages with not such concept as dental health have people with far healthier teeth before their 40s/50s.

Btw I am shocked to know he's my age, I mean... 21 year old Chris looked like the most regular, vigorous and young-looking person in the world compared to Mr. Bates.

 

[Saney]

Banal Anal would be a good porn title, but MY anal is not banal. It's a wild, passionate adventure thru the Chocolate Caverns of Pure Love.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL IT THAT?!

Boy do I love diarrhea! Having it, watching and hearing subjectively hot chicks have it... Ahh, the life.
I wanna give a subjectively hot female laxatives and then watch and hear the resulting explosion of diarrhea.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

The rectum is nature's vagina, except not disgusting.

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Himawari]

Banal Anal would be a good porn title, but MY anal is not banal. It's a wild, passionate adventure thru the Chocolate Caverns of Pure Love.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL IT THAT?!

Boy do I love diarrhea! Having it, watching and hearing subjectively hot chicks have it... Ahh, the life.
I wanna give a subjectively hot female laxatives and then watch and hear the resulting explosion of diarrhea.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

The rectum is nature's vagina, except not disgusting.

ಠ_ಠ

The one time I choose to brave the Nick Bate thread while eating......

(Also, why wouldn't the vagina be nature's vagina???)

 

[CalmMyTits]

^ The ass is nature's vagina? lol wtf nick just when I thought you couldn't get any stupider...

 

[Trombonista]

The diarrhea love doesn't surprise me; gurochan's /sneed/ board* has a thread on it. Also, Banal Anal would be a terrible name for a band.

*Yeah, I've visited gurochan for fun/masochism.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Recently listened to the recordings of my phone calls with Maddi again. She's so cute. We should date again.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Did he record phone calls with Maddi???? How insanely creepy.

 

[Tim Buckley]

The diarrhea love doesn't surprise me; gurochan's /sneed/ board* has a thread on it. Also, Banal Anal would be a terrible name for a band.

*Yeah, I've visited gurochan for fun/masochism.

Every single mentally healthy person visits that site Trombo-chan.
By the way there is a band called Anal Cunt.

 

[The Hunter]

By the way there is a band called Anal Cunt.

Yeah, I was legitimately upset when I heard Seth Putnam died.

 

[Rio]

Whoa, I thought he was late twenties-early thirties.

Same. I thought he was like, 29 or something.

Me too. He really does not age gracefully.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Recently listened to the recordings of my phone calls with Maddi again. She's so cute. We should date again.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Did he record phone calls with Maddi???? How insanely creepy.

Wait, wait, wait?! He have a date?!

 

[Springblossom]

He tweets constantly, and every single tweet he makes is something I could write an essay about, detailing how wrong it is. I've never hated anyone as much as I hate Nick Bate.

Also, he's a year younger than me? What the fuck? How do you get teeth that bad at 21?

 

[homerbeoulve]

He tweets constantly, and every single tweet he makes is something I could write an essay about, detailing how wrong it is. I've never hated anyone as much as I hate Nick Bate.

Also, he's a year younger than me? What the fuck? How do you get teeth that bad at 21?

I have a great set of teeth and I'm 4 years older than him.

 

[Springblossom]

He tweets constantly, and every single tweet he makes is something I could write an essay about, detailing how wrong it is. I've never hated anyone as much as I hate Nick Bate.

Also, he's a year younger than me? What the fuck? How do you get teeth that bad at 21?

I have a great set of teeth and I'm 4 years older than him.

I was certain he was at least in his thirties. He must just fucking devour candy and soda and all that other stuff that's really bad for your teeth.

 

[Bugaboo]

Does he ever brush those bastards? Seriously he has the worst teeth I've ever seen in my life.
Even if he doesn't go to the dentist as long as he brushes properly he should have fairly clean teeth.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Does he ever brush those bastards? Seriously he has the worst teeth I've ever seen in my life.
Even if he doesn't go to the dentist as long as he brushes properly he should have fairly clean teeth.

His teeth is so bad, even Timmy Turner's dreaded mad dentist would not even admit him as a patient.

 

[PacSol]

...Why do I keep visiting this thread again? This is just...shit!

 

[TL 611]

You normally see like teeth like that on crackheads don't you? I mean I know a couple people with tooth decay like that, but they're in their mid-to-late 20s, druggies, and nowhere near as bad as nicks.