💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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PacSol dijo:
...Why do I keep visiting this thread again? This is just...shit!

lol... literally

but yeah, I'm with you, I can't help visiting this thread again and again!
 
He looks like a fucked up seth rogen. If I were that girl, I would buy a gun just incase, even if it's only 22's
 
Hunger Mythos dijo:
Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 7h

I need a realistic toilet costume so I can hang oot in women's bathrooms and get pooped on.
Hit stupidity keeps going downhill.
I guess all the genius trolling schemes of holding Nick down and shitting on his face are futile as of this moment.
 
Melchett dijo:
You normally see like teeth like that on crackheads don't you? I mean I know a couple people with tooth decay like that, but they're in their mid-to-late 20s, druggies, and nowhere near as bad as nicks.

Yeah, the only time I've seen teeth that bad was in a documentary on meth.
 
Some days I want to ask if Nick actually believes all of these things he posts, or if he's trying really hard to come off as super edgy. Considering how often he posts about anal matters, there's probably a genuine, disgusting fetish there, but I still wonder. (Especially since one of his "life goals" was to not finish high school...for some reason...feels like something someone would say for the attention factor.)

And yeah, his teeth are bad. I remember seeing a picture floating about /cwc/ when it was still active, of Nick and his younger sister (I can't remember her name right now) -- her teeth weren't exactly the greatest either, which makes me believe this isn't just Nick, it's the parents as well.
 
God dijo:
Melchett dijo:
You normally see like teeth like that on crackheads don't you? I mean I know a couple people with tooth decay like that, but they're in their mid-to-late 20s, druggies, and nowhere near as bad as nicks.

Yeah, the only time I've seen teeth that bad was in a documentary on meth.
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Here's a costume idea for Nick: Wear a garbage bag over yourself and run around on a highway at night. :tomgirl:
 
I don't jack it to my wife as much as you'd think. The problem is, storyline is important and with my wife there's no story. She's my wife.

What?

So the point I'm getting here is Nick does jack off to Anna (just 'not as often as we'd think') and thinks the plotline of porn is important. Correct me if I'm wrong.
 
"...The Anus is the beginning of all Good things.

To refuse engaging in anal intercourse with one's soulmate is the rejection of God's gift. Abstinence from anal is the wickedest sin of all.

The world must realize that sex is the Lord's gift to mankind and that anal, the most intimate act, is the ultimate expression of Love.

Musical Butts: anal orgy wherein men circle aroond women while music plays. When the DJ stops it (at random) they must do the nearest butt. Each roond there is one less female than male, so whichever male is last to get his penis in a rectum is disqualified.

Dump-taking is one of the sexiest activities female humanoids can engage in. If my wife defecates I will ejaculate in my panties constantly.

My wife's anus smells really good. I wanna bury my face between her cheeks and just inhale constantly all day long..."

God fucking damnit, Nick, you're just a fucking waste of space both IRL and on Twitter.
 
CalmMyTits dijo:
"...The Anus is the beginning of all Good things.

To refuse engaging in anal intercourse with one's soulmate is the rejection of God's gift. Abstinence from anal is the wickedest sin of all.

The world must realize that sex is the Lord's gift to mankind and that anal, the most intimate act, is the ultimate expression of Love.

Musical Butts: anal orgy wherein men circle aroond women while music plays. When the DJ stops it (at random) they must do the nearest butt. Each roond there is one less female than male, so whichever male is last to get his penis in a rectum is disqualified.

Dump-taking is one of the sexiest activities female humanoids can engage in. If my wife defecates I will ejaculate in my panties constantly.

My wife's anus smells really good. I wanna bury my face between her cheeks and just inhale constantly all day long..."

God fucking damnit, Nick, you're just a fucking waste of space both IRL and on Twitter.
I can't read his Twitter without wanting to commit suicide via self-inflicted cranium trauma.
 
CalmMyTits dijo:
"...The Anus is the beginning of all Good things.

To refuse engaging in anal intercourse with one's soulmate is the rejection of God's gift. Abstinence from anal is the wickedest sin of all.

The world must realize that sex is the Lord's gift to mankind and that anal, the most intimate act, is the ultimate expression of Love.

Musical Butts: anal orgy wherein men circle aroond women while music plays. When the DJ stops it (at random) they must do the nearest butt. Each roond there is one less female than male, so whichever male is last to get his penis in a rectum is disqualified.

Dump-taking is one of the sexiest activities female humanoids can engage in. If my wife defecates I will ejaculate in my panties constantly.

My wife's anus smells really good. I wanna bury my face between her cheeks and just inhale constantly all day long..."

God fucking damnit, Nick, you're just a fucking waste of space both IRL and on Twitter.

I think I'm going on a fast today.
 
Jesus H. Christ. There is a separate Twitter account called @nickbate_ebooks.

"Uhhhh. So, the old version, so. Seriously, I'm not being a dick, I just discovered I might have a leg fetish."

Sure, why not throw that in. It's almost normal. (His icon for that Twitter is wearing a tinfoil hat. Shine on, you crazy crapnugget.)

Edit: And apparently his latest "say dumb things to appear adorable" kick is asking his family members if they're in the "Cooclucks Clan" (sic) and if a "grand wizard" would know any love spells.
 
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