💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[DrChristianTroy]

2- That Maddi shit is pretty fucked. I wish there was a more accurate "cast of characters" though. I mean like a website or something.

Me too. I think someone earlier in the thread discussed maybe making a Nick Bate wiki, but I don't think we have enough information.

Oh, and now he's asking people to post pictures of girls' butts to entertain him. Nick, you've ruined the female ass for me forever.

That I can agree with. At least not a wiki as extensive as the CWCki. Still something on his ED page or something would be nice.

 

[Stratochu]

I think the thing about him lying was a shitty attempt to backpedal. The details, pedophilia and anus obsession, and his masturbation habits, among other things, lead me to believe that his accounts of sexual depravity and Anna stalking are TRUE and HONEST content.

 

[Trombonista]

I think the thing about him lying was a shitty attempt to backpedal. The details, pedophilia and anus obsession, and his masturbation habits, among other things, lead me to believe that his accounts of sexual depravity and Anna stalking are TRUE and HONEST content.

There's also the fact that in his story about his... "interaction" with Amber, he pretty much claims she molested him. So if that story is true (I really hope it isn't, though), it makes sense he'd deny molesting his sister.

 

[Springblossom]

Reading through some more of his twitter an-

Also, I'm making tiramisu and I want to put semen in it but can't figure oot which ingredient to reduce to maintain the same moisture amoont

AAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH

Should I reduce the coffee, milk or rum extract? Or maybe a little of all three? Idk, there's layers though, where do I put the semen

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING

Ummmm ok what if I put it in the middle layer with the milk and cream? Seems appropriate.

WHY DO YOU EXIST WHAT COULD ALLOW YOU TO EXIST WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYYYYYYY

Ok, I guess I'm just making REGULAR tiramisu 'cause I kept losing my erection and gave up. It'd help if peeps WOULD GIVE ME SOME DAMN NUDEZ

MY EYES ARE GONE BUT I CAN STILL SEE

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

So instead of recycling like Chris, he's trying what an Etsy craft-hipster would do: upcycling!

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I don't know what is more entertaining. Nick's stupid Tweets or everyone's overreaction to his stupidity.

 

[Fialovy]

He might like this book

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

^ That's a thing?!

 

[CWCissey]

He might like this book

If Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall can flambé and purée a human placenta on national Television it doesn't surprise me that this exists.

 

[Fialovy]

yes, that's a thing...

 

[CalmMyTits]

He would then tell people he successfully made a semen tiramisu and fed it to his sister.

 

[Fialovy]

and I think its illegal to feed something made with semen without disclosing that it contains semen. At least according to the Cooking with Semen book (yes, I have seen scans of pages from that book)

 

[The Hunter]

One thing that got me thinking lately is how does someone fuck their teeth up that bad? Honestly, there have been moments when I was young when I would let myself go, but the worst thing that ever happened to me was that I got two cavities when I slipped into depression when I was 16 and just stopped caring. Like, I thought I was horrible with this sort of thing, but my teeth are nowhere near as fucked as his. How does he do it?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Yeah. I went like 15 years without seeing a dentist and only brushing my teeth when they felt nasty. A tooth broke and I went to the dentist last year and had to have a dozen fillings but none of them were that bad. It sucked, though.

Freud said there was an anal and an oral stage. I guess Nick never went past the anal stage and doesn't get stimulated orally. I dunno, it as good a theory as any other.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

NICK IS ONLY 21?!?!?!?!!!! Holy crap I thought he was older. I think it was his jacked up teeth that made me think that.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

NICK IS ONLY 21?!?!?!?!!!! Holy crap I thought he was older. I think it was his jacked up teeth that made me think that.

You are not the only one. I'm a bit shocked, I didn't think he was 21...

 

[CalmMyTits]

Seriously? I thought he was more like 25 or something.

Wow. Just wow.

 

[Fialovy]

Holy smokes! He is a year older than me!

 

[Dollars2010]

Whoa, I thought he was late twenties-early thirties.

 

[The Hunter]

Whoa, I thought he was late twenties-early thirties.

Same. I thought he was like, 29 or something.