💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
Trying to glom on to Turtle Boy's audience is probably the smartest call for Nick right now, TB is about the only guy I can think of who has the same demeanor as Nick (aggressively scummy while being self assured that they are the "good guy") frankly the only person who's kind of close is Brancha, but he has the clout for being an actually successful attorney and isn't nearly as scummy.
 
I’m thinking the new wine-mom brigade may have got some details mixed up, which would surprise no one. I remember something awkward happening at the party at the Air BnB with Valhalla Awaits, that I mentioned just above, and maybe something previously unknown publicly has crossed wires with the behind the scenes grapevine, to give the story of Kurt & Nick partying with illegal activity that made some attendees uncomfortable, but perhaps it’s just the cast that the wine-moms got confused about. It sure does muddy things when people add made up shit to bolster claims. I’m absolutely speculating here, to be clear.
It seems weird to me that could get contorted into whatever the fuck Nina was yapping about. The known details of that are radically different.

Not to sound like a broken record here but, without more, I'm still gonna go with Nina making it up out of whole cloth because both Kurt and Nick have interviewed Turtleboy. They seem to despise and attack anyone who does. It seemed as much a swipe against Kurt as Nick.

You gotta remember that Nick has managed to aggro the anti Karen Read wine moms because he has thrown in with Turtleboy, and seems to be pivoting towards that being his new grift attempt. Right now, their understanding of his far more infamous and nefarious exploits seems surface level at best. I certainly expect they'll begin to figure it out somewhat and bludgeon him with them, but those other exploits aren't their entry point into the Balldoverse, or the reason for their sudden interest in him.

Nick not even trying to hide the fact he’s trying to fuck icedancer
I mean what does him hiding it change? Not like Kayla or his fans will turn on him for it.
Its more the suicidal desperation and foolishness of broke middle-age men than anything to actually do with her.
If the stories are to be believed (StarTrak, et all.), Kayla has to approve all his extra-marital relationships.

She probably took one look at Icedancer and thought "Yeah, he ain't leaving me for that "

Ergo, no need to hide any of it.

Congratulations to (currently deleted account) @johnquartering for drawing the most ire this month!
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Man, he really doesn't care for people named John, does he?
 
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why his involvement keeps creating collateral problems for people like Dr. Steve.

Speaking of which, since telling people in private a week after his disastrous self-insertion into Balldo chaos that he would not be "doing dabbleverse stuff anymore," now, just a week before the court hearing where the letter documenting his unlicensed practice will be scrutinized, all of a sudden Dr. Steven James Baumrucker feels so burnt out as to publicly announce that the 19-year run of his show on unrelated medical topics is also at an end, with no future content to hope for other than possible occasional additions to a VOD boneyard:

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Another win for the Toe? In the eyes of dabbleverse fans picking up torches and pitchforks in the search for any hunchback or crackhead to blame for the loss of this universally beloved figure, it might as well be.
 
Alright, I think I have ragged on the anti-Karen Read wine moms enough for a while. Let's see what lunacy their sworn enemy, the pro-Karen Read wine moms, are up to in regards to Nick.

Here is a specimen with a "Turtleboy was right" avatar:

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Sweet Jesus.

What sort of substances does one have to consume to write shit like this? This is almost TUGSIMP tier.
 
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This nigga didn't just keep doing galaxy gas, he nearly crippled himself permanently from abusing it so much and so often. He only stopped because he was unironically killing himself. But yeah, he's clearly clean!

If people can still defend monsters like Destiny or Hasan, they're going to defend Nick too. They derive self-worth from portraying themselves as "forgiving" and "capable of seeing he's changed" and whatever else "live, laugh, love" caliber intellectual musings they can muster up. How magnanimous of these pilled out drunks to find in their heart to forgive their e-daddy of his unrepentant sins<3
 
So this just came up in my feed anyone remember if it was any good?? I know it's been two years since the day Baldo went crazy..

Metokur was mostly retired by the time Nick fell apart. Early on, Metokur though willing to make fun of Nick was still somewhat sympathetic to him. If you like Jim's podcasts, its ok and can be fun. But its basically just Metokur reacting long after the fact to stuff that other people covered and came up with. I would rate it kind of mid-ish.
 
This nigga didn't just keep doing galaxy gas, he nearly crippled himself permanently from abusing it so much and so often. He only stopped because he was unironically killing himself. But yeah, he's clearly clean!
Nick has this weird thing going on where he thinks the consequences of anything he does won't happen because he's Nick Rekieta.

His arrest should've been the wake-up call that no, he's not unstoppable or invincible but nope. It would not shock me if he's routinely violating the conditions of his probation and thinking to himself it'll never catch up to him. His tweets about it are a very clear admission he's not staying sober.
 
Nick has this weird thing going on where he thinks the consequences of anything he does won't happen because he's Nick Rekieta.

His arrest should've been the wake-up call that no, he's not unstoppable or invincible but nope. It would not shock me if he's routinely violating the conditions of his probation and thinking to himself it'll never catch up to him. His tweets about it are a very clear admission he's not staying sober.
Bc he's a nigger
 
If people can still defend monsters like Destiny or Hasan, they're going to defend Nick too.
Not that I want to give them one; but Destiny and Hasan, as retarded as they are, they still have conviction and a fire in them, as misdirected as it may be. It doesn't stop Destiny from being a midget sex pest, or Hassan a dog abusing commie; and they do have crash outs, but when something happens, even when they're yelling at clouds, there's at least life in their voice. Nick isn't monotone, but there's no life or spark in him or his content. Just empty laughs echoing through a hollowed husk, as he tries to turn Kurt into a lolcow and pretend he's not one bad day away from dumping gasoline in his house and taking the entirety of his family branch with him.
 
Nina, Kate, and Mamma K had a bit of a strange back and forth on X over the afternoon. One which, I think, lays bare how full of shit Nina actually is.

Here are the highlights:

- Nina claims Rekieta bodycam footage was actually leaked to the Internet, and that she's seen it. She claims that it it "was taken down immediately" though (yeah, right 🙄 ).

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- She claims that the bodycam footage she saw features Nick wearing a white shirt, has two women in it, and that Nick tells the police he's a lawyer. Mamma K (who, as you all know, HAS actually viewed the bodycam at the courthouse) points out that Nick was actually wearing his famous Jamaican cuck shirt.

Mamma K suggests that Nina might have actually seen something else. There is some discussion that follows concerning the possibility that Nina might have seen footage of one of Nick's swattings, but I am pretty sure that would not have been released to the public either, and Nina is just straight making up shit. Near the end Nina seems to change her story that she must have seen some other bodycam footage of Nick.

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- Mamma K asks Nina where the Kurt story came from. Nina replies that it was on "Kurt's stream" (she does not specify which one) and that he was responding to a question from her. She goes on to say she thinks Kurt is a creep (told you guys).

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- Kate says that she spent a lot of time trying to track down this alleged Kurt stream, but it does not exist and Nina is simply not telling the truth.

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(Mamma K goes on to correct Kate about the above picture not being released by Nick either, but leaked here by StarTrak).

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Has the Cuckstang Balldomobile met its end???

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FUNNY and WEIRD way to repair that quarter panel Nicky!
The guy who willfully drives a Shelby Mustang around with Hyundai style body damage isn't going to, or doesn't have the money to, get the brakes done inside its service interval. Nick "The Nigger" Rekieta strikes again. Who needs new brake pads when there is Watermelon flavored drugs to take. Despicable niggertry
 
I'm mostly with Nick on this one thing. Juries are unpredictable (which is why you don't want to end up in front of one). There's probably something, somewhere in there, but it's mostly tea-leaf reading coached in the language of 'analysis.'
Jury selection analysis was used to absolutely devastating effect in the OJ Simpson trial. Albert Alschuler's excellent "How to Win the Trial of the the Century: The Ethics of Lord Brougham and the O. J. Simpson Defense Team" (which I linked to) is one of the better write-ups of the trial, but here's the short version: Although both the prosecution and the defense knew that black jurors were more likely to acquit, the defense found that black women were more likely to discount the domestic violence evidence -- evidence that Marcia Clark spent the first ten days of the trial going over as it was critical to her case.

Professional jury consultants for both sides discovered that black women were
the group most likely to vote for acquittal. Moreover, racial divisions in Los
Angeles did not stem entirely from differing views of the police. More than any
other group, black women discounted the domestic violence evidence. According
to one telephone poll, forty percent of black women felt that the use of physical
force was appropriate in a marriage. Moreover, when the prosecutors' jury consultant
asked the members of a focus group to rank on a scale of ten the sympathy they felt for
various trial figures, the black women all gave O.J. Simpson 9's and 10's. Nicole Simpson scored a 7, a 5, and a 3.
When asked to describe Robert Shapiro with one word, black women used adjectives like smart and clever.
Their words for Marcia Clark were shifty, strident, bitch, bitch, and bitch.

The lawyers persuaded Judge Ito to submit a 79-page questionnaire with 294
multiple-part questions to prospective jurors. The questionnaire included, such
questions as, "Have you ever provided a urine sample to be analyzed for any purpose?,"
"Which tabloids do you read on a regular or occasional basis?,"
"How many hours per week do you watch sporting activities?,"
"Do you own any special knives?," "Name the three public figures you admire most," and "Does the fact that
O.J. Simpson excelled at football make it unlikely in your mind that he could commit murder?"
(Three-quarters of the people who sat on the jury answered yes to this last question.)
With this knowledge, defense lawyers were well prepared for the final stages
of jury selection. Lawrence Schiller captures the scene:

"We'll be in great shape if we can get four blacks," Johnnie had always
said. Now they have six. More black jurors than we ever dreamed of,
Shawn [Chapman] says ....

But Cochran isn't satisfied. "We've got to kick off this one," he says
.... No one can believe he wants to take the risk. If Cochran excuses a
juror, that will give the prosecutors another shot. They could lose a black
juror over it. But Cochran is leading now.

He rises. "Defense will ask the court to thank and excuse juror number
1187."

Sure enough, Marcia Clark takes out Juror 1164. Quickly Shapiro
excuses another ....

Th[e] ... exchange has kept things relatively even. Time to quit?
Cochran raises his head and checks the group waiting outside the jury box.
Throughout the day, deputies have been bringing potential jurors into the
courtroom well before their turn to be questioned .... Now Cochran sees
that the jurors-in-waiting are mostly black ....

"Defense will ask the court to thank and excuse juror number
1040."...

Clark and Hodgman huddle awhile, then accept the new panel.

The team can hardly contain itself. The prosecutors have now accepted
[a jury] with seven blacks. "We have seven!" Shawn is jubilant. But
Cochran won't stop .... "Fuck it," he growls, "I'm getting that lady off!"
"Johnnie, we have to accept," Carl [Douglas] urges. "This is better than
we ever imagined!"....

Cochran wins. Luck be a lady tonight ....

Cochran sends [another juror] home ....

A black woman steps in to take the empty seat.

Marcia Clark rises. "Your Honor, the people accept the jury as presently constituted."
Now it's time to stop. Eight black jurors. Time to pocket the dice ....

Cochran turns to Douglas and Chapman with a wide grin. "You guys
wanted me to give up when we had six .... You guys were scared."...

Douglas agrees. "You're right, Johnnie. We were ready to wimp out
with six. You kept going. And we got eight."...

Walking back to the holding cell, Simpson, too, was excited. "If this
jury convicts me," he joked to Douglas, "maybe I did do it."

If Nick doesn't believe in jury selection analysis as of now, he certainly will once he has to face one. Would he rather face a jury of Scandinavian Prudes? Or wine moms, considering he tends to trend well with that demographic?
 
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