💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[That's not TRUE]

Interesting way to try and get his TRO hearing postponed again.

I wonder if DR STEVE will write him a note.

 

[KiwiChud]

LTG representing himself in family court and winning makes him a better lawyer than NickR

2:36

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick 100% blaming the other party is just him playing word games in court, before he's in court. It may be he's the only one whose car was damaged, or both vehicles could be totalled after Nick t-boned them. He wouldn't own up to responsibility ever, but especially not when he thinks his stupid magic words can win the case for him.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

THEY'RE BROKE!!
THEY CAN'T AFFORD COKE!!
THEY'RE A JOKE!!

WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BUUUUUUDDDDDDYYYYYY!!!!

Oh trust me, no matter how bad it gets, no matter how broke they get… They will always be able to afford Coke some how don’t you worry.

Has the Cuckstang Balldomobile met its end???

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FUNNY and WEIRD way to repair that quarter panel Nicky!

“A family set back”

Aka “I got loaded and wrecked my mid-life-crisis mobile”

Lmao, family crisis is such limiting language lol. I’m sure notorious speeder, MN record holder for most traffic citations who hasn’t seen a non-dented fender since he was the Mustang Dealership couldn’t have done anything you guys. This is like a family member falling ill or a tornado taking away your house. There’s NOTHING Nick could have done to avoid this!

 

[Salty Potatoes]

“A family set back”

Aka “I got loaded and wrecked my mid-life-crisis mobile”

Lmao, family crisis is such limiting language lol. I’m sure notorious speeder, MN record holder for most traffic citations who hasn’t seen a non-dented fender since he was the Mustang Dealership couldn’t have done anything you guys. This is like a family member falling ill or a tornado taking away your house. There’s NOTHING Nick could have done to avoid this!

"I won't speak much on the accident..." is the real tell that he is lying. If it did involve another vehicle, and it was truly their fault, he would be shouting it from the rooftops in great detail.

ETA: Depending on who responded to the accident it may show up here https://app.dps.mn.gov/MSPMedia2/Current.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"I won't speak much on the accident..." is the real tell that he is lying. If it did involve another vehicle, and it was truly their fault, he would be shouting it from the rooftops in great detail.

ETA: Depending on who responded to the accident it may show up here https://app.dps.mn.gov/MSPMedia2/Current.

Looks like the zooluminati have borked the page you linked to?

 

[Sammich]

I bet the police didn't think to get a blood sample from the junkie cuck.

Let's hope they drug tested him.

Bummer, junkie faggot gets saved by the law yet again.

 

[Salty Potatoes]

Looks like the zooluminati have borked the page you linked to?

I just clicked the link I posted and it works for me, weird. Try https://app.dps.mn.gov/MSPMedia2/ and then click "current incidents". The last accident listed is from 8:25 PM and nothing listed for the last week involves Rekieta. There was a single car ford mustang accident I was hopeful about but it isn't Nick, unfortunately. It's doubtful MSP responded, and this site is only MSP, but I'll keep checking throughout the day anyway.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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Bummer, junkie faggot gets saved by the law yet again.

Except he can, because apparently Kandyohi law enforcement can't be bothered to enforce the lwa, because why would they.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

"I won't speak much on the accident..." is the real tell that he is lying. If it did involve another vehicle, and it was truly their fault, he would be shouting it from the rooftops in great detail.

Yer 100% agree with this

My dad once got into an accident that was not his fault at all and you know what? The day it happened he wouldn’t stfu about it and to this day he won’t shut up about it.

I don’t believe that Nick of all people would now take time to be all somber and stoic as someone’s who’s low paying job it is to talk and be entertaining.
Nick is shitting his pants I reckon.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Has the Cuckstang Balldomobile met its end???

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FUNNY and WEIRD way to repair that quarter panel Nicky!

Too bad he didn't wrap the Balldomobile around a tree and die, as many here (me included) wished him to meet his end.
Oh well, more suffering to this cuck's life!

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Except he can, because apparently Kandyohi law enforcement can't be bothered to enforce the lwa, because why would they.

DESCOSTANG. Only God Himself to stop this man, apparently. But only once He determines that "enough is enough", which we aren't there yet.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Looks like the candyass's post to their facebook page about accidents but are at least a day behind.....maybe tomorrow:

https://www.facebook.com/p/Kandiyohi-County-Sheriffs-Office-100064377111988/

For Example:

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"I won't speak much on the accident..." is the real tell that he is lying. If it did involve another vehicle, and it was truly their fault, he would be shouting it from the rooftops in great detail.

ETA: Depending on who responded to the accident it may show up here https://app.dps.mn.gov/MSPMedia2/Current.

Just to note, we don't know where the incident happened, so these could be irrelevant. I tried searching for the name Rekieta with MSP ( https://app.dps.mn.gov/MSPMedia2/IncidentSearch ) and nothing turned up recently. As you say, that would only happen if the state patrol was involved. They have incidents as recent as 8:30pm yesterday.

If it happened in Wilmar, it may not even hit the county facebook page. Or Nick could have been driving to their favorite restaurant in Rockville or St. Cloud.

Or Nick could just be lying. Odd there's no photos.

Another avenue to check is local radio stations. St Cloud is all over accidents but the stations in Kandiyohi seem not to post as many.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

All I know is, he won't be able to help himself and will end up giving more details that will allow I or someone else to do a FOIA for information. Might even be a 911 call. Unless they treat those calls like they police body cam.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

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Bummer, junkie faggot gets saved by the law yet again.

It's still a police contact. He'll have to report it to his PO.

 

[not william stenchever]

passed out huffing whippits at a green light and being rear-ended.

Presumably there was also someone driving the rustang too

 

[Strix454]

Bummer, junkie faggot gets saved by the law yet again.

They just need probable cause of impairment. Its not a high standard to meet. If he has been drinking, its somewhat easy. If its a stimulant, they will look at the eyes. Stimulants will get complicated to catch him with because of his prescriptions for them.

But that said, its unlikely that they would test him unless he was really messed up.

The biggest risk for him would be if he was not carrying any liability insurance. But I think mom and dad would step in to fix things if that happened.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It's still a police contact. He'll have to report it to his PO.

If he frames missing his obligatory drug tests as some disagreement with the Gubmint, imagine what stupid rationalization he’ll conjure to dodge calling his PO after this.

 

[Edward Teach]

Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Is anyone retarded enough to bet any money on the car wreck being the nothingburger Nick claims? Only Balldoguards.

Speaking of whom, Homely Haley got a hard time for her shielding of Nick tonight. This was in the chat of fake Jew Schmuel Buckman’s podcast.

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UnBanJoshDennyFan, AKA NumeroUnoJoshDennyFan, is the only DV commentator who consistently calls out the Balldo-guarding. So I wouldn’t take this as a tide turn for the commentariat, but it is amusing that Homely Haley was so defensive and trying to portray herself as Balldopilled.

Haley and co. deserve to have their asses beat by the Rekieta kids for excusing the neglect and abuse they’ve been subjected to and glazing Nick despite all the horrific shit that is known. The fact that she has children of her own is fucking scary.

All it takes is Nick telling these people "I think you're cool" and they're defending all the way to the steps of the Reich Chancellory.

Blows my mind.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Motor vehicle collision with payloader

How the fuck do you run into a massive construction vehicle in the middle of the road? How fast was Balldo going?

“It was completely their fault, they didn’t see us and caused the accident”