💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AltisticRight]

Plus there was also a sign warning of the presence of such equipment right before he got there. Plus he has driven that road on a near daily basis for years. He has zero excuse. He is an absolute piece of shit.

A large, bright yellow/orange, slow vehicle, with flashing lights and a high pitch screeching siren sound, visible from a long distance away due to the flat stretched road, known to cross periodically due to the presence of a sign?
And nobody has had an accident on that road with the payloader, since forever?
Yeah skelly, it's clearly the payloader's fault, not your drugged up cuck arse driving and messing with your fucking phone. Neck Nick.

Nick has an MRI for his injuries scheduled:

I hope they forget he's doing a scan and leaves him in there for the entire weekend.

Why would you ever keep that? That's retarded. Only the biggest narcissist would keep something like that.

Much like a serial killer and rapist who keeps the items of their victims (or God forbid, body parts) as a momentos to relive the act again, this skelly scourge holds onto the tapes to relive his peak as a cuckold seeing Aaron Imholte fuck his wife, making fishcake Ape bleed, and going on coke benders.
He is an unrepentant, unapologetic, child dosing cuck.

 

[Swole McPole]

Finally, a Rekieta you’d consider letting babysit:

You'd need to put a padlock on your fridge though. That heiffer looks like she'd eat you out of house and home.

 

[psycho motor retard]

If you take a bunch of 5-HTP and follow it with MDMA, you can get serotonin poisoning and become extremely ill or die. Generally, you can take 5-HTP after MDMA because your serotonin can be a bit depleted after getting really high on MDMA. I've never even heard of 5-HTP abuse on its own. Maybe Nick is trying to potentiate some weird drug or his prescription amphetamines by trying to boost his serotonin levels beforehand, but that's actually dangerous. Is he going to drink a gallon of grapefruit juice to get a better opioid high, too?

You figure the somewhat frequent use of MDMA could have left him feeling a little blue, and this is his way of coping? I could see someone as stupid as Nick thinking his serotonin just needs one little juicer and he's back.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Don't you dare give me hope like this Ralphamale. Stop playing with my feelings.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I would like to point something out: this is almost word-for-word the same thing Aaron said about Nick’s faith (yuk yuk) two years ago on the Casino. I don’t think this is the first time Nick has picked up an Aaronism (that wasn’t in his goo). Is he going to start speaking in just Aaron quotes now?

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Not sure if you want to add this to your Canon of Balldo considering the subject matter.

 

[not william stenchever]

If you take a bunch of 5-HTP and follow it with MDMA, you can get serotonin poisoning and become extremely ill or die. Generally, you can take 5-HTP after MDMA because your serotonin can be a bit depleted after getting really high on MDMA. I've never even heard of 5-HTP abuse on its own. Maybe Nick is trying to potentiate some weird drug or his prescription amphetamines by trying to boost his serotonin levels beforehand, but that's actually dangerous. Is he going to drink a gallon of grapefruit juice to get a better opioid high, too?

This degree of drug abuse is exhausting to even think about it. It really doesn't seem worth it to get so fucked up you need to do calculus with all the weird stuff you're putting into your system.

Is he going to start speaking in just Aaron quotes now?

Ralph, as he does, is going to make his way into the lexicon as well because so many things ARE NAWT TRUUUU.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Ver archivo adjunto 9169699I would like to point something out: this is almost word-for-word the same thing Aaron said about Nick’s faith (yuk yuk) two years ago on the Casino. I don’t think this is the first time Nick has picked up an Aaronism (that wasn’t in his goo). Is he going to start speaking in just Aaron quotes now?

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Not sure if you want to add this to your Canon of Balldo considering the subject matter.

I will definitely file this away. The first iteration of Canon is actually mostly complete, and I plan an attempted release this weekend after one more comprehensive review. There is only so much Nick content I can stand in one sitting, but I think this is an interesting cause, so I perserve.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Don't you dare give me hope like this Ralphamale. Stop playing with my feelings.

It’s Ralph. He’s just going to scam and never release it just like he’s been doing with his sex tape with Scarlett. The only way I can see Ralph having anything is if Rekieta in his drug addled mind showed it to Ralph as proof da alogs and Karen farms were wrong about his house being a crack den. And that’s such a stupid retarded thing for Rekieta to do it’s probably what happened.

 

[not william stenchever]

I will definitely file this away. The first iteration of Canon is actually mostly complete, and I plan an attempted release this weekend after one more comprehensive review. There is only so much Nick content I can stand in one sitting, but I think this is an interesting cause, so I perserve.

In the tradition of Catholic monks you will need strong beer in moderation and a cat stepping on your keyboard to see your manuscript fulfilled.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Ver archivo adjunto 9164262

Retweeting your own lame tweets is akin to huffing your own semen laced farts you fucking faggot.

Xitter / Archive

It would have been such a better attempt at humor if he had said a Denny's.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

In the tradition of Catholic monks you will need strong beer in moderation and a cat stepping on your keyboard to see your manuscript fulfilled.

As an aside, if upon review, you recall a clip of him spouting some other heresy, I will do my best to trace it.

I have reviewed all the Elissa Clips, LOCALS streams, and ITT references (hobbled by the poor search feature) with obvious links to Christianity/religion. I have NOT done a full review of all his YT streams via Filmot ('God' and 'Christ' return thousands of spurious results) or other people's Rumble/YT/Kick streams, so I rely on collective memory to help me narrow the search parameters.

One interesting thing that I have mentioned before is how repetitive Nick is in making the same bad points--and how consistent the bad dogma is. For every clip I sourced, I discarded 2 or 3 others where he said almost the identical thing in the same stream 10-30 minutes later. I just got tired of clipping all the times he said the same thing.

 

[Leylon Sneed]

As an aside, if upon review, you recall a clip of him spouting some other heresy, I will do my best to trace it.

I have reviewed all the Elissa Clips, LOCALS streams, and ITT references (hobbled by the poor search feature) with obvious links to Christianity/religion. I have NOT done a full review of all his YT streams via Filmot ('God' and 'Christ' return thousands of spurious results) or other people's Rumble/YT/Kick streams, so I rely on collective memory to help me narrow the search parameters.

One interesting thing that I have mentioned before is how repetitive Nick is in making the same bad points--and how consistent the bad dogma is. For every clip I sourced, I discarded 2 or 3 others where he said almost the identical thing in the same stream 10-30 minutes later. I just got tired of clipping all the times he said the same thing.

I used to use Google to search bitchute, because their search was pretty hard to use. Dunno if it would help you here, but if it's just that kiwisearch is limiting.

Site: search operator

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Random Rekieta Fact discovered in trawling for heresy clips:

Nick bought a house in 2018 (I assume this is his current house), and this is the source for 'I bought my house free and clear before' his YT success:

0:59

L (Timestamped)


ETA:

His recommendation of Ilium and Olympos by Dan Simmons that I have talked about:

0:19

His friendship starts with Doug Tennapel

1:00

More Broken Promises on Content: LOL!

1:34

Spoiler: More Nick factoids to archive

Nick worked at Wells Fargo for 1 year and Thrivent for several before Law School

0:23

Nick is like his Dad

0:27

Kayla's family adopted many kids

1:04

Nick doubles down when criticised

0:22

 

[datura_binge]

Ver archivo adjunto 9169699

I would like to point something out: this is almost word-for-word the same thing Aaron said about Nick’s faith (yuk yuk) two years ago on the Casino. I don’t think this is the first time Nick has picked up an Aaronism (that wasn’t in his goo). Is he going to start speaking in just Aaron quotes now?

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu Not sure if you want to add this to your Canon of Balldo considering the subject matter.

Really confused how Nick has the nerve at this point to be pretending to be a person of faith or anything like that. How could one coexist both in the church and in the debased lifestyle that he leads at the same time?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Really confused how Nick has the nerve at this point to be pretending to be a person of faith or anything like that. How could one coexist both in the church and in the debased lifestyle that he leads at the same time?

Oh... The post will link the sources to a selection of specific ancient heresies... I have dug into chuck history for this.

Nothing is new. Nick is just trying old justifications for his wanton desires.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Really confused how Nick has the nerve at this point to be pretending to be a person of faith or anything like that. How could one coexist both in the church and in the debased lifestyle that he leads at the same time?

Nicholas Rekieta is an Antinomian. He mutates and butchers his faith to suit his hedonistic lifestyle. He literally believes that Jesus's sacrifice forgave all sin, past, present and future.
Sin can no longer affect his salvation, no matter what, therefore moral codes and good works do not apply to him.

Suffice to say, even John Wesley, the founder of Methodism, thought this was really fucking heretical.

 

[not william stenchever]

Really confused how Nick has the nerve at this point to be pretending to be a person of faith or anything like that. How could one coexist both in the church and in the debased lifestyle that he leads at the same time?

As recent events have reinforced this Nicker can't just pick a lane.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Really confused how Nick has the nerve at this point to be pretending to be a person of faith or anything like that. How could one coexist both in the church and in the debased lifestyle that he leads at the same time?

As above, Antinomianism is one option. Therapeutic Deism without the moralism, Universalism, an all-out practical atheist if not already one by belief. But it's all conjecture, indeed, Nick probably would scoff at any scholastic crack at the Rekieta nut. He's not some temple-kept Greek libertine who has found himself without a home in the basilica and now applies the Name of Christ to the old Bacchanalian rites in a fit of religious syncretism.

He's simply a swindler and a hypocrite. I pray he finds God before he ends his life or that of his children's.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I was searching for heresy, but found gold. Please, someone, help me find a clip of him berating Aleisha Sweep and do a supercut flop back and forth between these clips:

Lawyers who protect kids from abusive parents are the most underrated practitioners of law:

1:02

@elb or @Third World Aristocrat

 

[Fortyone]

Random Rekieta Fact discovered in trawling for heresy clips:

Nick bought a house in 2018 (I assume this is his current house), and this is the source for 'I bought my house free and clear before' his YT success:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TO0nYpUA4lw:10986

Buying house date.mp4

L (Timestamped)


ETA:

His recommendation of Ilium and Olympos by Dan Simmons that I have talked about:

Illium_and_Olympos_by_Dan_Simmons.mp4


His friendship starts with Doug Tennapel

Origin_TENNAPLE_Friend.mp4


More Broken Promises on Content: LOL!

More broken poemirs.mp4

Spoiler: More Nick factoids to archive

Nick worked at Wells Fargo for 1 year and Thrivent for several before Law School

wORKED_WF_1_YEAR_AND_THRIVENT_FORSEVEARL.mp4


Nick is like his Dad

Nick's dad is like him.mp4


Kayla's family adopted many kids

Kayla_familiy_adopted_kids.mp4


Nick doubles down when criticised

Nick_doubles down.mp4

It's so weird seeing Nick back when he was at least presenting himself as a normal person before he got balldo poisoned, loaded up on hard drugs and let his wife fuck Aaron a hundred or so times. He was actually kind of likeable back then especially since he stood up for the kiwi farms and put on the facade of a normal religious father instead of a strung out anorexic coke fiend cuckold.

I think I would respect modern Nick way more if he wasn't so wirey and underweight. He has the physiognomy of an Indian street urchin that's about to drop dead from malnutrition. If he got ripped and maybe presented himself as physically capable more people might buy the routine he's trying and failing to pull off.