💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Votos: 40 9.9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Votos: 14 3.5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Votos: 12 3.0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Votos: 192 47.5%
  • Continuance...

    Votos: 146 36.1%

  • Total de votantes
    404
  • Encuesta cerrada .
What a fucking jumpscare. The before-and-after shots of this guy is all the anti-drug campaign anyone could ever need.

Kids, don't do drugs.

Just listen to 10 minutes of his streams today compared to 2018, and the difference is striking.

The visual can be handwaved by equipment and aging, but the voice, cadence, rhythm, and the like are shocking.
 
Turns out Nick and Delaney Greene-Gretzinger (“stage” name Scarlett Hampton) have a lot more in common than I’d realized — including their abiding love for any and all forms of evil degeneracy. Here’s her lying to cover for her cousin who raped a toddler:
1782052103061.png mfw reading that
 
Steel Toe Morning Goo is the best way to start a new day with a burst of energy and healthy nutrients.

Recommended by at least 1 non-licensed lawyer.
Without Aaron we could see Nick's vitamin B12 intake plummet in real time in combination with his galaxy gas usage, leading to obvious demyelination in his brain meats.
 
I've never even heard of 5-HTP abuse on its own. Maybe Nick is trying to potentiate some weird drug or his prescription amphetamines by trying to boost his serotonin levels beforehand, but that's actually dangerous
If you're not afraid of literally cooking your brain or spiking your BP to the point you motherfuckin' explode, you can mix 5-HTP with certain Parkinsons' meds, that is monoamine oxydase inhibitors (MAOi): selegiline, for example. IDK what they prescribe for that in the US.

EDIT: IIRC selegiline is not a controlled substance in USA? Meaning you can just buy it online, I remember stumbling about a site where they just sold it without prescription during a time I've been trying to self-medicate (no, really, medicate not get high).
 
If you're not afraid of literally cooking your brain or spiking your BP to the point you motherfuckin' explode, you can mix 5-HTP with certain Parkinsons' meds
I don't know that it's worth it to get high in a way that sounds like you'd need a team of doctors who would get nabbed at the end of the war because their mad science abilities outweigh their warcrimes.
 
The Canon of Balldo
Ancient Sources:

Carpocratian Gnosticism (ca. AD 100)


The Carpocratian sect argued that the soul was imprisoned in the physical body thus isolated from physical acts, so even sinful and taboo acts were permissible and non-staining of the soul. They regularly engaged in extreme sexual profligacy and in adjacent practices like making love potions.

Nicolatianism (ca. AD 50)

Twice condemned in the Book of Revelation written by the Apostle John, this early heresy is among the earliest to be dismissed. Paul himself also dealt with similar beliefs in his letter to Ephesus. The early Church Father Irenaeus described the Nicolaitans as practicing unrestrained indulgence and immorality, seeing the physical body as illusory and inconsequential--thus prizing hedonistic pursuits while alive.
Nicholasian Balldocratianism (ca. AD 2000)
This sect, originating in the caliphate of Minnesota, centered on the teachings of a figure named "Balldocrates". They assumed "spiritual names", held their wives in common, and practiced abominable rites incorporating young children and opium alkaloids. They appear to have revered the scriptures referring to the "rod of Aaron" (Exodus, Numbers) above all.
 
Happy Father's Day Niggerlas. Enjoy it now, when your kids are old enough they will completely separate themselves from you out of shame and embarrassment!
The multiple times today that I've been reminded it's Father's Day I never even came close to thinking about Rackets in relation to it for obvious reasons. Poor kids.
 
Nicholasian Balldocratianism (ca. AD 2000)
This sect, originating in the caliphate of Minnesota, centered on the teachings of a figure named "Balldocrates". They assumed "spiritual names", held their wives in common, and practiced abominable rites incorporating young children and opium alkaloids. They appear to have revered the scriptures referring to the "rod of Aaron" (Exodus, Numbers) above all.
Fr fr, the Nicolatians (mentioned in the Book of Revelations) made me LOL that they pretty much have Nick covered in terms of heresy.
 
Inb4 Nick posts about how much he WANTED TO STREAM, but [insert excuse using muh keeds and muh hoor] and how he will try to stream later because he misses the audience and has such exciting things planned for the summer and thanks his supporters for sticking by him!

You just have the myopia of not having a creative writing degree.


What about leveraging a $500k home, netting $0, I mean $500,000 for the bank to take away.
Heard about that?

Nick is just leveraging the shock value to ungrammatical text to destigmatise illiteracy for the local Somali community! (Jamal and Ricardo in particular.)
 
Imagine, back here in the real world, how fast you'd need to be going, how negligent behind the wheel you'd have to be, not to see a fucking noisy fucking huge BRIGHT FUCKING YELLOW vehicle in flat as a tack conditions with no visibility impairment from weather or smoke. Just imagine the colossal dickhead you would actually have to be to nearly kill yourself you wife and three of your children, for no fucking reason at all.
Rekieta: do a flip.
That implies he didn't potentially try to imitate those that put themselves willingly in dangerous situations to sue to make money or that it wasn't an attempt to kill Kayla and the eldest child and there's nothing too long for the Balldoman
 
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