Whelp, I finally got through it. Hate watched it as you would. It's truly an amazing sight. A horribly imperfect object. It makes all previous Resident Evil adaptations look like masterpieces. The Mila Jovovich movies are Citizen Kane or whatever prestigious bullshit when compared to this. It's worse than anything you can imagine and has next to nothing to do with RE. It has even less to do with it than the movies. About the only things it has in common with RE is the name, there's Lickers in one episode, zombie dogs in another, there's zombies, a character referencing Code Veronica, a guy with a chainsaw with a bag over his head ala RE 4, the Umbrella logo, and there's a black dude named Wesker who cloned himself for no reason.
And worst yet? It keeps cutting back and forth between this A and B plot where the B plot is this CW-like abomination where nothing really happens. Every time you think you might get some decent zombie action and gore it cuts back to this meaningless B plot showing our main characters as teenagers and doing nothing with Black Wesker and his clones.
You can't even enjoy it out of pure mindlessness because the action keeps getting interrupted by worthless filler. Even when you do see some action it's undercut by how low budget and quippy the whole thing is. The zombie makeup is super basic and is worse then some of the most low budget zombie flicks I've seen. I honest to god think Redneck Zombies had better zombie makeup than this. Not to mention absolutely retarded logic that is really just plot convenience to allow bullshit to happen in the first place.
We could have gotten a Resident Evil movie written and directed by George Romero! But no, we got this bullshit instead. Fuck you Netflix. Fuck you Capcom. Fuck you Constantin films. Fuck you Paul W. S. Anderson.