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So, while we might be doing Aussie night tomorrow- I do have a treat for you all. While visiting the fam, I came across a terrible, terrible gem of a movie called Street Trash. I think my brother put it best when he said "It is a movie that was seemingly written by death row inmates for death row inmates."

(Note- this is just the trailer. I got a copy via my google drive. There is a version on YouTube as well, but it plays at like 125% its normal speed)

Anyway, this is a movie that Troma movies aspire to be. After being subjected to the hells that Kiwi Movie Night brings, I thought after The Room, Foodfight!, Cool Cat, and the Breen triology I couldn't be affected anymore by movies. I was wrong. I was terribly, horribly wrong. This little beast left me both in a perfect limbo of awe and disgust. This movie is vile on so many fronts that I lost count. This is a movie that hates humanity as a whole, and it hates you, and it goes out of it's way to make sure you damn well know it. This is personified nihilism, force-fed five pounds of pixy-stixs and aphrodisiacs, then set loose in New York City.


So- any takers?
 
How about we watch something in honour of David Bowie? We can watch Labyrinth and stare at his package. Or we can watch the first episode of the Hunger series, where he plays a performance artist who mutilates himself in front of a camera.

A couple of good Australian movies are Alexandra's Project, which is a few years old, Spider and Rose which is quite old, and Sleeping Beauty which is fairly recent. They're all varying levels of intense though, but there's full frontal nudity in all three. This may or may not appeal according to individual taste.

Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead is funny once it gets going. It takes about twenty minutes to get there though, and for the love of god don't think about all of the plot holes. It's a zombie comedy movie, and it features one of the most original propulsion systems I've personally ever seen.

Apparently Kenny is good. It's about a man who owns a portaloo business.

The Nugget is okay, about some ockers who find a huge nugget of gold (hence the title.)

I've never seen The Man Who Sued God, but apparently it's pretty funny.

There's a very old movie called Hercules Returns. A man tries to play an old cult film in his retro theatre and ends up having to lip sync the whole thing because the sound is busted. I've only come across it recently, but it sounds interesting. Could be funny, could be cringe.
 
Mad Max Trilogy. Or quadrilogy.

Dear god, no. They've been done. They've been done to death. Bury them at the crossroads with a stake through their heart, just let them die. Swear to fucking god, they're just as bad as Priscilla or Muriel's Wedding. Every fucking time someone says "Let's watch an Australian movie," it's always the same fucking movies. Maybe on rare occasions The Dish will be brought out, but for fuck'd sake, can we watch something other than Mel fucking Gibson? He's a complete prat!
 
Dear god, no. They've been done. They've been done to death. Bury them at the crossroads with a stake through their heart, just let them die. Swear to fucking god, they're just as bad as Priscilla or Muriel's Wedding. Every fucking time someone says "Let's watch an Australian movie," it's always the same fucking movies. Maybe on rare occasions The Dish will be brought out, but for fuck'd sake, can we watch something other than Mel fucking Gibson? He's a complete prat!
Mad Max 2 is brilliant and you will not convince me otherwise. Gibson may be an anti Semite, but he's a bloody good actor.
 
Mad Max 2 is brilliant and you will not convince me otherwise. Gibson may be an anti Semite, but he's a bloody good actor.

I couldn't give a fuck about the Jewish shit. He's a prat. In every possible way, the man's a prat. And the entire Mad Max series is just a wank. Bogans in cars and leather, howling and shooting each other. Good the first time around, but four times over? It's bullshit.
 
I couldn't give a fuck about the Jewish shit. He's a prat. In every possible way, the man's a prat. And the entire Mad Max series is just a wank. Bogans in cars and leather, howling and shooting each other. Good the first time around, but four times over? It's bullshit.
That's what makes it good! It's a movie about cars. Fire breathing supercharged suicide machines on speed. Where petrol is more important than water.
Sorry it's not some pretentious self-wank pseudo-philosophical drivel that makes you feel like an intellectual for watching it. Whether you like it or not, it's a symbol of Australian media. And what put Australian cinema on the map. I'm proud of it for that very reason. Shame you aren't.
 
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That's what makes it good! It's a movie about cars. Fire breathing suicide machines on speed. Where petrol is more important than water.
Sorry it's not some pretentious self-wank pseudo-philosophical drivel that makes you feel like an intellectual for watching it. Whether you like it or not, it's a symbol of Australian media. And what put Australian cinema on the map. I'm proud of it for that very reason. Shame you aren't.
It's like an American hating Die Hard.
 
Since he's into little shotas, stream Boku No Pico or a trap hentai with futanari to make Australatina cry. :c
 
That's what makes it good! It's a movie about cars. Fire breathing suicide machines on speed. Where petrol is more important than water.
Sorry it's not some pretentious self-wank pseudo-philosophical drivel that makes you feel like an intellectual for watching it. Whether you like it or not, it's a symbol of Australian media. And what put Australian cinema on the map. I'm proud of it for that very reason. Shame you aren't.

I like comedy. I like bad movies. I like good movies. I do indeed like pe pretentious self-wank pseudo-philosophical drivel, but I also like popcorn movies, movies where they blow shit up, movies that are essentially porn with mainstream actors, movies that are one endless fart joke, movies that are shibby, movies about Hobbits, movies with Ingrid Pitt bathing naked in virgin blood, and other forms of completely brainless media. Mad Max was good the first time around, but the second one is bad and not in a good way, and by the time the third came around it was clear that they were all out of ideas. Think of the Matrix. Great movie, right? And remember how the other two basically destroyed the first one and fucked up the entire franchise? That's Mad Max. And seeing it for the 10020nd time around isn't going to change the fact that the entire franchise is overdone like a Woolies steak left on a barbeque for twenty minutes. If you went to a special effects convention and whipped out your copy of The Matrix, saying that it's the pinnacle of movie making and it's what exemplifies all that's brilliant about CGI, they're not going to enthusiastically agree that it's da bestest movie ever. They're going to rise up en mass and rip you to pieces with their bare hands, because they've reached the point where if they have to hear how wonderful it is and be made to watch it one more fucking time they're going to get Biblical.

There are awesome Australian movies out there. Hundreds. Thousands. Hundreds of thousands, even. But to trot out Mad fucking Max at every possible opportunity, Mad Max, everything Mad Max, the whole Mad Max so help you God, saying that you're proud of Australian film making is beyond bewildering because the only things you're watching are the same three movies on repeat for over four decades. You wanna show the Farms just how good Aussie films can be? How about showing them something other than what they've already seen before?

We already got crocodile dundee queued, right?

Fuck's sake.
 
Bloody Hell. What do you deviants want to know about Australians?

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