Mayo is a pointless excuse of a condiment and pretty gay - Who puts more bland white shit on their white bread to put in their white mouth?

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Homemade mayonnaise is great but I agree the store stuff is pretty bad. I mostly use horseradish and dijon mustard in sandwiches.
 
Store bought mayo is like 90% vegetable oil, full of phytoestrogens that will turn you into a soyboy, faggot or tranny.
Homemade mayo with lard, eggs a splash of vinegar, lemon juice and salt, that's way better than any store bought mayo you could have.
 
Who put Mayo on bread? its for dipping.
Mustard and horseradish are for bread...
 
Mayo with Sriracha is prime all-purpose sauce, makes everything taste better.
It's the basis for remoulade, which makes it useful. As a burger condiment never understood it. Adds nothing. If you want a savory burger that's what the cheese is for.
 
Have you ever mixed it with lemon juice? With mashed garlic? With ketchup (to turn it into Salsa Golf)? With mustard to soften the former's taste?

No?

*sigh*
 
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