Mayo is a pointless excuse of a condiment and pretty gay - Who puts more bland white shit on their white bread to put in their white mouth?

[TheTitKoker]

And yes, that even includes Kewpie since there just isn't all that much flavor to it.

How dry and tasteless of a lunch meat turkey white bread sandwich must one choose to eat where a rather tasteless, white-ish goop makes it all better? Other 2 condiments from the most common trio have proper flavors and moisten that dry soup sandwich much, much better than mayo ever can. It's empty calories too. It doesn't even work that well as a bland glue to keep the rest of the ingredients together since its slippery by nature like other condiments. As much as I'm also not a fan of butter, but butter served as much better glue layer for open-faced sandwiches and toasts than mayo.

Now cue the mayo sandwich scene from Undercover Brother.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

Are you black?

 

[Fishnumm]

mayo rocks

 

[Skitarii]

mayo cocks

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

it's a useful base
like you can throw a lot of seasonings into it

but yeah as-is mayo sorta eats

 

[TheTitKoker]

but yeah as-is mayo sorta eats

granted as-is. As a base, both ketchup and mustard are still superior.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[Meat Target]

Now cue the mayo sandwich scene from Undercover Brother.

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

0:08

 

[I'm Retarded?]

How dry and tasteless of a lunch meat turkey white bread sandwich must one choose to eat where a rather tasteless, white-ish goop makes it all better?

sounds like you need to up your sandwich game bitch

 

[TheTitKoker]

sounds like you need to up your sandwich game bitch

Oh, mine is just fine, but goddamn I see mayo as an ingredient out there way too damn much. Fried chicken sandwich that should be juicy enough and seasoned via breading....typically has mayo. Fucking Whopper's default condiment is mayo.... And plenty of mom & pop shops default to the vile ooze as well for reasons entirely unknown.

 

[fentanyl tester]

Fried chicken sandwich

Are you black?

 

[Pee Cola]

How dry and tasteless of a lunch meat turkey white bread sandwich must one choose to eat where a rather tasteless, white-ish goop makes it all better? Other 2 condiments from the most common trio have proper flavors and moisten that dry soup sandwich much, much better than mayo ever can. It's empty calories too. It doesn't even work that well as a bland glue to keep the rest of the ingredients together since its slippery by nature like other condiments. As much as I'm also not a fan of butter, but butter served as much better glue layer for open-faced sandwiches and toasts than mayo.

Brown hands wrote this post.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Are you black?

I'll take his side on this one. fried chicken sandwiches kick ass.

Oh, mine is just fine, but goddamn I see mayo as an ingredient out there way too damn much. Fried chicken sandwich that should be juicy enough and seasoned via breading....typically has mayo. Fucking Whopper's default condiment is mayo.... And plenty of mom & pop shops default to the vile ooze as well for reasons entirely unknown.

nothing worse than a fast food chicken sandwich or burger with a huge fucking gob of miracle whip on top of the patty

 

[TheTitKoker]

Are you black?

Brown hands wrote this post.

2 counts of nope, I just hate bland-ass food.

 

[SwiftBucks]

Kewpie mayo or fuck off

 

[TheTitKoker]

Kewpie mayo or fuck off

But 9/10 out and about next to no places know what it even is, let alone serve it.

 

[SwiftBucks]

But 9/10 out and about next to no places know what it even is, let alone serve it.

I never leave the house so i wouldn't know

 

[oldTireWater]

Mayo is absolutely disgusting. I refuse to eat food that it has touched.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I never leave the house so i wouldn't know

Never leave the house without your bottle of Kewpie, then.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Mayonnaise is my favorite condiment. Tastes great, adds fat to the meal making it more filling, and it's the perfect dipping sauce for fries.