Mayo is a pointless excuse of a condiment and pretty gay - Who puts more bland white shit on their white bread to put in their white mouth?

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Mayo is good enhancing flavours without being dominant, go eat hot sauce like a Nigger.

 

[Weird Sardine]

I call mayo "egg snot". Can't stand the stuff.

 

[KRAINOS]

granted as-is. As a base, both ketchup and mustard are still superior.

nigga are you making tuna salad completely out of ketchup?

 

[Abernathy]

Trannies are obsessed with hating mayonnaise. Mayonnaise reminds them of their uncle spraying a big fat load on their faces and traumatizing them for life. Every time they eat something with mayonnaise they relive that painful moment, the moment when they decided they can never be masculine again, that they have to become a woman and embrace being The Raped One.

 

[MIU]

I prefer ketchup

 

[Weird Sardine]

Trannies are obsessed with hating mayonnaise. Mayonnaise reminds them of their uncle spraying a big fat load on their faces and traumatizing them for life. Every time they eat something with mayonnaise they relive that painful moment, the moment when they decided they can never be masculine again, that they have to become a woman and embrace being The Raped One.

People who come up with oddly specific fantasies about trannies being molested are just about as perverted as the troons.

 

[Abernathy]

People who come up with oddly specific fantasies about trannies being molested are just about as perverted as the troons.

Saying that their unc diddled them isn't detailed, especially since it's a major point of contention related to transsexuals' mayonnaisephobia (evidence: usage of the word mayoskin as a makeshift replacement for shitskin)

 

[Spatula]

Mayo is good and im tired of pretending that its not.
Mayo and tomato sandwiches are s tier summer snack.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Real Mayo is just ok as a condiment. By itself it's disappointing, but adding herbs and other seasoning turns it into a poor man's aoli.

Hell, even adding yellow mustard to it improves it. (Cuban sandwich makes use of the mustard-mayo combo, not bad at all )

 

[TheTitKoker]

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Mayo is good enhancing flavours without being dominant, go eat hot sauce like a Nigger.

Absolutely spot on! Now go have a parfait with a tube of Kewpie.

nigga are you making tuna salad completely out of ketchup?

Fuck chicken, potato, and tuna "salad" since the only fucking salad part of all of those is meat ruined in mayo. Bake or grill your meats and potatoes and eat em with real condiments. Hell, ranch dressing can easily forgo mayo for sour cream and turn out much better.

 

[PoopEater]

If you slather enough mayo on a piece of bread it tastes like egg salad

 

[ADN_VIII]

If you don't make your own mayo I can understand why you wouldn't think it's a good condiment. If you only eat Hellman's or something you should neck yourself.

 

[Enig]

Ketchup, mayo, and that awful smelling glossy model paint labeled "yellow mustard", the triad of shitty condiments the USA has come to rely on to mask bland or garbage foods.

 

[Fishnumm]

Ketchup, mayo, and that awful smelling glossy model paint labeled "yellow mustard", the triad of shitty condiments the USA has come to rely on to mask bland or garbage foods.

strong words coming from a brit i see that blackshirts logo

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

If you hate mayo, you're using it wrong and are probably indian.

 

[WardTrangler]

All you need is a bit of butter or lard spread on some plain bread.

 

[ChampFantana]

What kind of gibbering, subhuman faggot doesn't like Mayo? Nons get to steppin' this is a Mayo-respecting forum.

 

[Party Pizza]

So you don’t eat egg or chicken salad? And we’re suppose to think you know anything about sandwiches? Fucking preposterous.

 

[Not Funny]

Is this how OP views himself?

 

[high and tired]

Booooo imagine not enjoying the delectable taste of dipping fries into mayo