Marvel Cinematic Universe

I’ve been saying that since the start. It’s going to be a movie of references to older Marvel movies. just endless cameos and callbacks to when Marvel still was able to put together a good movie. It makes you wonder what’s going on behind the scenes because it kind of reeks of desperation and panic.
I knew the movie was doomed 😎 the second I saw the RDJ reveal. Even RDJ's body language in that clip was cringey ... Either he is so out of touch that he genuinely believed the reveal was awesome, or he was trying really hard to sell it. I can't decide.

That reveal was truly the MCU's "please clap" moment.
 
Too bad, you're getting a movie that tells you you're wrong for wanting to see the Avengers and the X-men at all instead of one hundred gay brown teenagers and childless middle aged women with superpowers, while also failing to make any sense.
This is why Piracy is a godsend so when the director cucks you, you get the last laugh because you didn't him your money anyway.

I expect to be blueballed multiple times.
 
The MCU is in such a sad state right now that there's an ever-growing amount of people now claiming the MCU was never good to begin with.

I am not one of those people, mind you, but I understand the sentiment. I was a huge fan of the MCU back in the day, and I still enjoy the majority of those previous movies today.

Hell, there's even a lot in Avengers: Endgame that I'll still defend to this day, too. Endgame is a much better movie when you watch it as truly the finale to the MCU. The more this cinematic universe carries on, the more Endgame gets totally ruined.
 
I swear, I feel like a random fanfiction writer on the internet would be able to come up with a better story than the one we are getting with this upcoming movie and run it through AI and generate something better than what we are gonna get.
That's most if not all western capeshit comics nowadays. There's a reason the best stories come from One-Offs, What-Ifs & Elseworlds. They're official glorified fanfics.
I honestly think Dr Doom is more interesting then the joker for how bipolar he is.

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He's many things, but goddamn Doom is charismatically likeable.
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Hell, just do the entire cast for those movies. The 2000s F4 might have been lighter and sillier, but the casting was spot on.
Jessica Alba mogs most modern actresses, TBF.
 
The MCU is in such a sad state right now that there's an ever-growing amount of people now claiming the MCU was never good to begin with.

I am not one of those people, mind you, but I understand the sentiment. I was a huge fan of the MCU back in the day, and I still enjoy the majority of those previous movies today.

Hell, there's even a lot in Avengers: Endgame that I'll still defend to this day, too. Endgame is a much better movie when you watch it as truly the finale to the MCU. The more this cinematic universe carries on, the more Endgame gets totally ruined.
Never good is definitely too harsh, but I think what people might mean when they say that is that they've reevaluated it and found it lacking, not as good as they thought it was at the time.

As jaded as I've become to capeshit in general and Marvel in particular (though I also have no desire to watch James Gunn's DCU by James Gunn), there were definitely bright spots in that first decade. Nothing that I would call high art or absolute cinema, but there were some fun movies in that bunch, especially when they were still a bit more free to experiment before everything got stupidly formulaic. Some I would even consider watching again sometime.

But as a whole, as this big sprawling multi-film saga? Ehh. Thinking back, most of it is just kind of okay at best. The movie starts, your brain shuts off, you watch the bright lights for a couple hours, and then you leave feeling just generally okay with it. We were strung along with promises that things were going to build up to something bigger, and those Avengers tentpoles were certainly spectacles, but still pretty empty overall. It's the cinematic equivalent of taking all your action figures and smashing them together. The overarching plot stringing all these stories together was also pretty barebones, just a general teaser of something big on the horizon, but it still got us to go see middling movies we might not have otherwise bothered with, solely to keep up with the story, even if we didn't actually need to in retrospect. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me a dozen times...

And then Infinity War and Endgame happen, and it's like...okay, now what? How can you top a bad guy who literally just deleted half of the entire universe? Realistically, you shouldn't, because at that point the stakes have gotten so ridiculous that we can't even wrap our minds around them (and apparently neither could the writers, considering they just don't even bother exploring the ramifications of half of all life disappearing and then reappearing). But instead, they plowed straight on ahead with a whole multiversal saga, creating a conflict that's even harder to comprehend the stakes of, and not even really giving any clues of what it's leading up to (in the movies, anyway; the studio itself just went ahead and announced all the movies several years out). And in order to get anyone interested at this point, they're jangling every single memberberry in front of the audience, reminding them of the characters they actually liked before they got replaced with diversity hires. And let's not forget nerds' greatest desire, for some reason: the X-Men! In the MCU! Wow! I'm going to fucking kill myself!

I still haven't watched anything Marvel since Endgame, and I have no desire to change that, nor much desire to revisit most of them. Or hell, any of them. If I'm gonna rewatch a movie, it's gonna be something I really enjoy, and middling okay movies aren't really worth my time.
 
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Hell, just do the entire cast for those movies. The 2000s F4 might have been lighter and sillier, but the casting was spot on.

Yeah and unlike movies today they know they are just popcorn flicks and don't require you to invest three hours of your time into them. For any problems they have you can tell Tim Story grew up reading the comics and tried to capture their tone. I end up rewatching them every couple of years when I want something fun that doesn't require a huge time investment. I would say if you can track down the extended cut of the first movie, other than an editing mistake where they put the same scene in twice for some reason, it is a pretty good superhero movie and much better than what was in theaters.

I think the main thing that stops me from rewatching the MCU isn't that it is bad, but that I don't have the free time I did when I was in my 20s and you can't just rewatch one movie, you have to watch a dozen other movies and TV shows and that is why I don't intend to watch this new Avengers movie, I haven't had the time or will to do all the home work that is needed to follow the plot of this movie. If Marvel were smart they would release a clip show onto youtube a week or two before this movie opens that will bring people up to speed on everything they need to know to watch it.
 
That's most if not all western capeshit comics nowadays. There's a reason the best stories come from One-Offs, What-Ifs & Elseworlds. They're official glorified fanfics.

He's many things, but goddamn Doom is charismatically likeable.
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Jessica Alba mogs most modern actresses, TBF.
If The MCU staff were smart..they would have Cassie Lang ask doom "Can we have ice cream later" so Doom could say "Doom..will consider your request"
 
The MCU is in such a sad state right now that there's an ever-growing amount of people now claiming the MCU was never good to begin with.

I am not one of those people, mind you, but I understand the sentiment. I was a huge fan of the MCU back in the day, and I still enjoy the majority of those previous movies today.

Hell, there's even a lot in Avengers: Endgame that I'll still defend to this day, too. Endgame is a much better movie when you watch it as truly the finale to the MCU. The more this cinematic universe carries on, the more Endgame gets totally ruined.
When you're not looking at it with rose-tinted goggles it's easy to see that the MCU had a lot of mid filler movies. These movies served an important purpose when they were released - to grease the wheels year-round and make it so fans always had a "good enough" Marvel movie to see every quarter - but once the spell is broken I just see them for what they are: formulaic filler that justifies their own existence not by actually being good movies, but with "everything is connected" BS. The one that's the most emblematic of this for me is Dr Strange. Like it's not unwatchably bad, but I really struggle to think of anything positive to say about it and have zero desire to ever re-watch it. The story just has ZERO sauce, you'd think it would be easy to write a fun evil wizard character for Dr Strange to go against but instead they just wasted Mads Mikkelson in a complete nothingburger role.
 
When you're not looking at it with rose-tinted goggles it's easy to see that the MCU had a lot of mid filler movies. These movies served an important purpose when they were released - to grease the wheels year-round and make it so fans always had a "good enough" Marvel movie to see every quarter - but once the spell is broken I just see them for what they are: formulaic filler that justifies their own existence not by actually being good movies, but with "everything is connected" BS. The one that's the most emblematic of this for me is Dr Strange. Like it's not unwatchably bad, but I really struggle to think of anything positive to say about it and have zero desire to ever re-watch it. The story just has ZERO sauce, you'd think it would be easy to write a fun evil wizard character for Dr Strange to go against but instead they just wasted Mads Mikkelson in a complete nothingburger role.

Dr. Strange is a 5/10 movie at its most 5/10. The only thing I will give it is that the hero defeats the villain by setting a clever trap instead of just punching him while a timer ticks down, so the climax does hold up better than 95% of MCU movies.
 
Dr. Strange is a 5/10 movie at its most 5/10. The only thing I will give it is that the hero defeats the villain by setting a clever trap instead of just punching him while a timer ticks down, so the climax does hold up better than 95% of MCU movies.
yeah after I wrote my comment I remembered "Dormammu I've come to bargain" which is definitely an above-average climax.. mainly I had forgotten Dormammu was even in the movie. I assume Mads Mikkelson's lame evil wizards were trying to summon him for lame evil wizard purposes. I'm sure if the movie actually had a cool evil wizard main villain I would've remembered him teaming up with Dormammu.
 
The only truly good MCU movies are Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk because they were actual stand-alone movies with tiny post-credit stingers tossed on. Everything after that was pure garbage with moments of goodness occasionally shining through because everything was just an extended trailer for the Avengers movies. Iron Man 2 would have made no sense to anyone who didn't read the comics or follow online movie news since Sam Jackson just shows up and takes Tony prisoner without telling anyone who he is or why he's there.

But muh Winter Soldier with its overcranked and shittily edited fight scenes! Pfft. Whatever.
 
Just had to laugh when they showed off Tatumbit vs Shang Chi as if it's a marquee matchup that people have been chomping at the bit for for years.
Honestly I am excided to see these characters.... Because Im pretty sure they are all going to get wasted by doom at some point. I mean if the xmen are treated with any respect they are gonna wipe the fucking floor with the C-list avengers already.

They are not the A team, They need bodies for doom to fucking savage.
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Except maybe Namor. It would actually be cool if he turns traitor.

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And then gives the reward he deserves
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Just had to laugh when they showed off Tatumbit vs Shang Chi as if it's a marquee matchup that people have been chomping at the bit for for years.
Sure, you could have him fight another magic hero like Doctor Strange, but meme Gambit works too I guess.
And let's not forget nerds' greatest desire, for some reason: the X-Men! In the MCU!
It probably came from nostalgia for the Fox X-Men movies and Spider-Man's introduction making it more plausible. Hell, even Marvel wanted the X-Men on the big screen, but had to settle for trying to make casuals care about the Inhumans.
I think the main thing that stops me from rewatching the MCU isn't that it is bad, but that I don't have the free time I did when I was in my 20s and you can't just rewatch one movie, you have to watch a dozen other movies and TV shows
Disney seriously learned the wrong lesson from Wandavision. People were able to watch the early streaming shows because most of them were stuck at home during the pandemic. There's not as much time anymore.
When you're not looking at it with rose-tinted goggles it's easy to see that the MCU had a lot of mid filler movies. These movies served an important purpose when they were released - to grease the wheels year-round and make it so fans always had a "good enough" Marvel movie to see every quarter
Remember when they said you had to watch Ant-Man and the Wasp and Captain Marvel to understand Endgame in an attempt to drive ticket sales?
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Who?
 
but had to settle for trying to make casuals care about the Inhumans.
Honestly that was the biggest fucking uphill battle the MCU has had - no one gives a single, solitary fuck about the Inhumans, and trying to introduce what, 12 characters in a single movie made the task borderline Herculean. They might have had a shot if they made Inhumans a D+ show during Covid Year, give them more space to flesh out everyone they were trying to add, but if you were to tell me they're never going to reference these chucklefucks again I'd believe you.

Especially considering my knowledge of the Inhumans is something like "Blackbolt is cool, Lockjaw amuses me"
Jonathan Majors, aka He-Wuz-Kang.
Personally, I think they should've stayed the course with Kang and done DOOM next. It couldn't have been that hard to recast, surely?
The problem is they very explicitly showed that every Variant of Kang was just Jonathan Majors, and with his legal issues meaning he was unavailable I still swear by the pivot to Doom and bringing back RDJ was a complete Panic response.

Also Kang already got jobbed out in one of the Ant Man sequels, which makes him infinitely harder to take seriously as a threat compared to the level of build up Thanos got.
 
I have actively avoided his portrayal in MCU but I have been a big fucking nerd for Adam Warlock since I was old enough to demand to grow my hair out like a filthy hippy (and only maybe a little bit like Adam Warlock)
For some reason Marvel does not see any value in making more obscure, lesser-known characters seem really interesting to the general public. Even though this literally happened with Rocket Raccoon and Groot. Instead of Adam Warlock being a cool character with interesting abilities and biblical themes. We get a lame joke character for everyone to laugh at. This is because James Gunn has to constantly larp as a comic book fan and knows dick about anything.
 
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