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Could he be anymore of a loser.

No one involved with these movies understands men or Spider-Man.

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I've strongly disliked Holland's Spider-Man since he first appeared in Civil War. So much so that I walked away from following the MCU. After seeing how this universe made a racebend, snarky MJ along with changing the races of other characters and Peter having no character other than Tony's protégé, I'm glad I didn't stick around. Even the nostalgia bait from the previous Spider-Man movies didn't entice me to buy a ticket for No Way Home.
 
I would read that line but bad art puts me off from reading too. It doesn't make sense why they hate making money.
Movies with families can work and I think the audience wants to see that. The first Incredibles was really successful and it sounds like the family Spider-Man line was successful as well. Look at KotH for non-action stories with families and adults. ETA: look at Grogu (baby Yoda) and how many women want a baby and husband. Another demo lost, sorry to be sexist. My bad.

Not everyone can have a family or kids, I get it, but it really is a stepping stone for adults. You mature in many facets. Having adults act like teens in a story when your primary audience is 50 doesn't keep your revenue or make the younger demo want to read one's work. You lose both as a result and the legacy character is tarnished.
 
I've strongly disliked Holland's Spider-Man since he first appeared in Civil War. So much so that I walked away from following the MCU. After seeing how this universe made a racebend, snarky MJ along with changing the races of other characters and Peter having no character other than Tony's protégé, I'm glad I didn't stick around. Even the nostalgia bait from the previous Spider-Man movies didn't entice me to buy a ticket for No Way Home.
I've always been more of a Tobey Maguire fan myself.
 
I didn't really follow the whole Paul drama after the initial reveal, but this is straight up NTR fetishism.

I am morbidly curious to see if any of it will leak into the new movie. Is the mystery meat goblin going to cuck twink Peter?

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Spider-Cuck, Spider-Cuck
Won’t even get a pity fuck
In the corner, whacks his chode
Then he blows his Spider-load
Look out, here cums the Spider-Cuck!
 
When is the MCU goimg to give us this classic storyline.

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How come none of the modern MCU heros are as masculine as this version of Reed Richards from 20 years ago?


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If Doom had not been such a pansy in these movies, people would be looking back on them with a lot more fondness.

Aside from the portrayal of Doom, I don't hate these two FF movies. The cast made them enjoyable for me.

Still, though, I unironically think the Roger Corman FF is still the best cinematic portrayal of these characters by far.

I've always been more of a Tobey Maguire fan myself.
Tobey Maguire is the GOAT. End of story. He is the sole reason why No Way Home made as much money as it did, and I won't hear otherwise.

I vividly remember seeing Spider-Man 2 for the first time at a midnight screening in 2004. As the credits rolled, I turned to my brother and said, "That's it, right? We'll never get another Spider-Man movie as good as this."

I've yet to be proven wrong, and I'm okay with that. Spider-Man 2 is one of my favorite movies ever, let alone my favorite capeshit movie.
 
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If Doom had not been such a pansy in these movies, people would be looking back on them with a lot more fondness.

Aside from the portrayal of Doom, I don't hate these two FF movies. The cast made them enjoyable for me.

Still, though, I unironically think the Roger Corman FF is still the best cinematic portrayal of these characters by far.

Yeah, the cast had great chesistry and unlike the last cast fit the characters they were playing.

Too bad about doom.

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Sounds like this movie is going to make bank, even without IMax.
 
Who do we think are the most likely casualties here or in Secret Wars?
I imagine the only reason they're putting White men front and center again is that they got a call from corporate that heads would start rolling if they don't unfuck the mess they've made.
The only reason Doomsday exists is to take all the beloved characters people are still attached to and kill them off in an effort to force everyone to accept their DEI replacements. Mark my words.
It takes a special kind of stupid to have a clear blueprint of what not to do with capeshit, and still somehow managing to deliberately smash into every branch of that particular tree on the way down.
This is probably the third time I'm saying this but it's even more insane when you consider that virtually everything they're doing wrong in the MCU is adapted from shit that already failed in the comics 10-15 years ago.
Is the mystery meat goblin going to cuck twink Peter?
It's literally in the trailer.
No, that's Paul, Peter's girlfriend's boyfriend/husband.

MJ gets transported to an alternate dimension where time goes by faster (something like a year for every day in 616) and hooks up with Paul, and even adopts two kids, despite knowing Peter is working to save her.

Peter does save her, they get back to 616 where MJ still stays together with Paul, and Peter hovers around them, begging MJ to take him back. Then Paul makes a gizmo that gives her superpowers, so MJ gets a miniseries as Jackpot, and still keeps cucking Peter.

Meanwhile Gwen Stacy is getting BLACKED by everyone's favorite nigger Miles.

I genuinely wish pain, death and suffering upon everyone working at Marvel.
This is a deep cut but like 20-25 years ago there was a guy on the internet who was obsessed with the idea of Peter Parker getting cucked and having a micropenis. I don't know if anybody ever found out who it was exactly, but at least half a dozen different artists all got commissioned to draw porn of Peter Parker with a micropenis getting cucked. Never the same artist twice, always different people. I always wondered what happened to that guy.

Guess he got a job at Marvel.
 
everything they're doing wrong in the MCU is adapted from shit that already failed in the comics 10-15 years ago.
Its gonna be weird for normal people to see why most comic or even general sci-fi fans hate multiverse stories and huge crossover shakedowns that "nobody will ever be the same from again" but next week everyones fine and barely pretends it happened.
 
Tobey Maguire is the GOAT. End of story. He is the sole reason why No Way Home made as much money as it did, and I won't hear otherwise.
I like both his depiction of Spider-Man, and that of Andrew Garfield, despite the later being unfairly maligned, and despite Toby's having the worst love interest by far (before they foisted the nigger on all of us).

Andrew's Spider-Man actually did show how the character could be scary, instead of always being a goof (Toby's Venom phase never did much for me), and the ending of his last movie was both tragic and moving.

Pity we never got more sequels for either version. Meanwhile the Greek towel boy is on his 4th movie.

Twink Spider-Man I don't get the appeal of - he has the worst supporting cast and villains by far, worst love interest (both in terms of personality and looks), worst narratives etc. There's a reason they memberberried Doc Oc and Dafoe's Goblin, but none of the literalwhos the twink fought.

Mark my words.
I don't doubt you, I wouldn't put it past them. Feige has repeatedly proven he's the male version of Kathleen Kennedy, and ever since his tard wranglers were removed he's been doing everything in his power to kill capeshit as a movie genre.

I mean, that's a noble calling all things considered, but not if it's done unintentionally and for the wrong reasons.

This is probably the third time I'm saying this but it's even more insane when you consider that virtually everything they're doing wrong in the MCU is adapted from shit that already failed in the comics 10-15 years ago.
By now they've probably come up with whole new categories of what not to do that the woketards writing the comics could never have conceived of.

Guess he got a job at Marvel.
Either it's a multitude, or it was Feige all along, which would make a lot of sense considering his physiognomy.
 
Its gonna be weird for normal people to see why most comic or even general sci-fi fans hate multiverse stories and huge crossover shakedowns that "nobody will ever be the same from again" but next week everyones fine and barely pretends it happened.
I have to give credit, End Game and that Flash movie really did destroy their respective universes
 
I have to give credit, End Game and that Flash movie really did destroy their respective universes

Endgame was flawed, but had they ended or re-booted after it, I think people would still look at the MCU as a good and successful saga. Sure it was kind of dumb and had a lot of shitty parts (girl power!), but it was satisfying and had good arc ends for the characters everyone liked. The destruction of the MCU was everything that came after.

As for the Flash, I mean it put the nail in the coffin (or baby in the microwave, if you will), but I'd say it just passed on the grave of that collection of insane fever dreams that they cobbled together and called DCEU. If anything it was dead, falsely resuscitated by Aquaman, killed again by all the movies that came after, and then buried under the pile of radioactive manure that was The Flash (Gunn's canonically favorite capeshit movie btw).
 
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