💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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To me, there's something always hilarious about the poor wasting their money, Lucas paying for OF... dude if you need to spank the monkey, there's free shit out there. While he's oft a lolcow (probably should have a thread if he doesn't) Caleb Hammer has mentioned like 80% of people male and female on his show pay for OF you know, people who are broke AF.

Asmongold, a multi millionaire googles "X girl name OF leaks".

I once read and don't doubt the poorer half of the country are the major users of door dash etc. I promise i'm not going on a politcal or fiscal rant, it's just. Lucas is living in a probably illegal flop house for the retarded, and he's too lazy to get leaks? he PAYS some woman? Even with out the whole "sex work is work" thing, he can't afford it. I think the people who paint a ferrari are hard working skilled people and deserve to be paid, I can't afford a ferrari. So I'll just look at some pics online or play Forza. I don't skip my power bill to get a lease of a 458.

It's always funy when Lucas pretends he has friends. Also since I didn't make fun of him for it, it was recently fathers day, that one always cuts deep. Lucas has money for sushi, OF etc... but can't get a bus ticket to see Larry or King Roy? On their day? Awful. I mean the best gift he could give them (aside dying) is keeping far away. But you know what I'm saying. He'll always spend any penny in a selfish way.

I know I and others have said many times, if he gets money his life gets worse. Covid put the most money he's ever had, he's close to 50 and 1500 was a big deal to him! Now not everyone is "rich" and could shrug at that cash, or even collect it. But 1500 is less than avg rent in his state. He stayed at a Motel with homeless teen boys shirtless and ate too much than got robbed.

Lucas is an incel because he's not trusted around children.TBH it's a very dead insult anymore and has a left lean to it. I've heard people use it towards fathers who don't support trans, I've been called one because I'm pro capitalism, my wife found this comment hilarious. Lucas who always plays the angle of be nice to snow flakes, is able to use a "opressed minority group" as an insult, but then again this is dr nigga himself. While he loves that N word, if you called someone a Jew for "tipping poorly" he'd call you a bigot.

It's funny for many angles he really thinks he's cool buying weed. It's only funnier more you think about it. If anything any adult woman would be more turned off, and no one will share a smoke with MSRA Lucas.. aside Isik, man I hope that kid is dead, for the sake of humanity.
 
I wouldn't put it past him to jew a server on the tip, even if they waited on him hand and foot the entire day. At most he'd too a female server a few bucks with his number and some ridiculous screed scribbled on the money. Possibly something about his board games too.
 
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Says the guy who tunes everybody out if they don't tell him exactly what he wants to hear. His entire personality literally is just eating and trying to find a little girl to fuck. Thats all he gives a shit about and what every single action he does is ultimately about

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Says the admitted bipolar schizophrenic who rants about the voices on the wind and the background commander telling him what to do, who thinks he can hear traffic telling him when people are going to argue with him and who complains about the sink faucet laughing at him

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Except that isn't how it works lucas and the reason some communist countries have had an embargo is because they were brutal fucking dictatorships that were murdering people and stealing those resources for their leaders. Or did you forget that lucas? I must have missed the part were communism didn't work in china which is now communist largely in name only despite being the worlds largest manufacturing center and providing resources and material to the entire planet. and I must have missed the part where the soviets had all their resources stolen by capitalist countries. You know, the same capitalist countries that sent over insane amounts of lend lease supples and resources so the soviet union didn't collapse during ww2

Nobody suppresses and oppresses workers like socialist and communist countries

and lucas completely ignores the fact that even if what he was claiming was true it would be proof in itself that said socialism and communist doesn't work. His logic is like saying nazi germany or the confederacy would have worked out just fine if not for those damned allied countries and the union fucking with them

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Proving yet again he does not understand socialism. and of course he makes it about food
 
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Sounds like lucas has been buying somebodies OF content and got called out for being a creeper for it. Gee I wonder what underage looking OF skank he has been creeping on
100% sure he's either been looking at some very young looking OF's account or was talking about it etc. The funny part is him trying to say the universal reaction to women doing OF is positive. That's absolute horseshit. There are a lot of people who bang on endlessly about women doing OF and how it's destroying the world etc. Like, non stop (and often by the least interesting or worthwhile people imaginable especially considering the audience for sexual content is VASTLY made up by men). But like with many other things in Lucas' life, he's either completely unable to understand that seeing a few people call it "empowering" doesn't mean there isn't significant backlash (much like how says in some of his videos "we've gotten over racism so we should get over age gaos" etc...like pardon me? Racism is over now?). Also, as we all know, Lucas only cares about things that he perceives as impacting him, he doesn't care about anyone outside of his circle of one. He's not worried about how it impacts women, or about that guys are called creepy for consuming it.

Personally I don't care if women (or men) do OF, or if people consume it. We're all selling ourselves one way or another. Lucas is just, as usual, clutching at straws.
 
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Looks like a retarded and nonsensical version of dominoes, which isn't surprising as its not an uncommon game to see being played in the kinds of shithole psych wards and nursing homes he's been in and he loves to steal ideas and twist them into insane gibberish that only makes sense to him

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He is accidentally admitting he gets bizarre manic dopamine hits that are 'pleasing' while playing this nonsensical trash. This is right up there with the time he admitted he gets pounding headaches from people disagreeing with him online

Wait until he finds out about gacha games and gets addicted to those
 
Yeah, I am sure after that you will be plenty good, Lucas.

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In other words he did exactly what somebody with beetus shouldn't do, let alone someone with renal failure. His new place is an even bigger shithole than mallon place was. You're supposed to take in a small amount of sugar in that kind of situation not a massive amount like he did with that drink. Lucas truly is a fucking moron. No wonder his kidneys are fucked

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He's already going manic and trying to put out another shitty game. and of couse he randomly included some card that talks about how he heard some restaurant has delicious chicken. He really never does stop obsessing with food

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Lucas ignores both the fact that the public pays insanely high taxes for that 'free' healthcare and that when you actually need it you'll spend insane amounts of time in the ER and on treatment waiting lists. Lucas really doesn't understand how the healthcare system actually works, let alone in the countries he's talking about

Lucas would despise living in those nordic countries. Especially when finding out that the refugees they kept bringing in would be getting far more free shit than he would, which would lead to him chim;ping out on the internet which would probably lead to him getting arrested for some kind of hate speech. Not to mention even those countries are starting to realizing what they're doing isn't working and can't be sustained long term and are starting to back off on it a bit. Not that it'll do any good
 
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Lucas desperately searching for contradictions to hold over people is a time-honored classic.
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LOL. Dr. Nigga, you're entire selling point to women for decades was that they should fuck you solely for the sake of telomeres. Sure, you'd occasionally dredge up the skill of picking up sticks, but it was always 'YOU NEED TO FUCK ME SO YOUR BABY ISN'T RETARDED.'
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Another view of Lucas's very coherent, understandable, and intuitive game.
 
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I like how fb points out the pic was made with AI tools. That said, holy shit, $170 'depending on location' lucas has lost his fucking mind entirely if he thinks anybody is actually going to pay that

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Lucas thinks that is something worth showing off. Thats fucking disgusting

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He also thinks this is something to show off. Thats an awful lot of protein, carbs and fat for a diabetic with renal failure

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and yet another food brag. Imagine thinking gas station bargain bin 'salad' was something to post on facebook to brag about
 
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The word "may" is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here....
Not to mention that even if some idiot actually did pay lucas for the game all it would do is make lucas think he's a big shot game designer and he'd get it in his head that he could make this his 'job' and make a fortune by going full manic and pumping out a bunch of shit tier similarly expensive games that nobody will buy, which will lead lucas to angry ranting about it. Basically he'd act like he did when he was getting shit for doing those podcasts

Though anybody paying lucas that kind of money for a game is definitely doing so for ulterior motives, to get on his good side for some kind of catfishing setup or something to that effect. There isn't really any other reason to put out that kind of money to fuck with him

Also I can see lucas going full on bragging narcissist at that game swap in august if he actually gets paid like that. . I can also see him immediately spending the entire $170 on food, weed and a bottle of shitty booze as possible and then trying to gloat about it

That said, the fact he said 'may' like you said strongly implies it hasn't actually happened yet and that it probably won't. Either you buy something or you don't. Why tell lucas you might do so if you actually intended to? Doesn't make much sense unless its about stringing him along with the hope he's getting paid only to fuck with him
 
That said, the fact he said 'may' like you said strongly implies it hasn't actually happened yet and that it probably won't. Either you buy something or you don't. Why tell lucas you might do so if you actually intended to? Doesn't make much sense unless its about stringing him along with the hope he's getting paid only to fuck with him
Yes, I'm extremely curious as to how Lucas came to define that interaction as "may've just sold a copy" as well. There's almost no doubt it's just someone fucking with Lucas, but what exactly did they say? It'd be one thing if they were pretty overt about it, but it's a whole n'other of it was that type of vague, passing interest where normal people would interpret it as 'this dude ain't buying shit'. Either way, I hope the mill flows freely!
 
Remember when I said at least lucas didn't put melted cheese on the last poptart creation he posted?

Well.....

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Jesus fucking christ. He melted cheese over a cherry in an airfryer. Somehow he claims it reminds him of 'an apple pie with cheese melted on top' now who the fuck puts melted cheese on an apple pie?!

He has to be autistic. Theres no way he isn't doing shit like this
 
That was a thing in some places. I was a kid and ordered apple pie at a diner with my parents, and when the waitress asked if I wanted cheese on it, I thought she was joking. That's nasty to me.
It is an English thing but you take a paper thin slice of good cheddar, it's wonderful. Sweet salty combo. Lucas would buy one of those little gas station pies and cover it in swiss.
 
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