💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

Lucas made a "simple chef's salad". Stop paying taxes? Lucas has probably never filed a tax return in his life. And none of our tax money goes for anything that improves our lives? Lucas's cow brain probably believes that. Without tax dollars, he would not be able to live in the Somalian flop house.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Lucas Werner: "Stop paying for me to be a fat piece of shit pedophile"

Everyone: "OK"

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas still thinks the government could easily give everyone a million dollars.

 

[HackerX]

Lucas still thinks the government could easily give everyone a million dollars.

Which is funny because he unironically understands no discernable difference between a million dollar and $10. Lucas has no context to draw a reference from, and lacks the capability to abstractly comprehend even the most basicvof concepts. Those numbers might as well be the same exact thing to him.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lucas made a "simple chef's salad". Stop paying taxes? Lucas has probably never filed a tax return in his life. And none of our tax money goes for anything that improves our lives? Lucas's cow brain probably believes that. Without tax dollars, he would not be able to live in the Somalian flop house.

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"I don't know about YOU, but I don't WORK!"

Broken clock.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas still thinks the government could easily give everyone a million dollars.

Lucas thinks the government should give old obese hobos women.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas bought another game he'll never do anything with. No doubt he'll leave it behind when he inevitably gets the boot over something stupid

From what I can see it retails for between $44 and $65

 

[Da Dude123]

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Lucas bought another game he'll never do anything with. No doubt he'll leave it behind when he inevitably gets the boot over something stupid

From what I can see it retails for between $44 and $65

That was a big question when he got booted from the old fart box for bouncing the stairs, what would happen to his board games? I remember he stated they were put in storage somewhere, but I am not sure if that was actually true. They possibly were tossed in the dumpster.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is proving how much of an idiot he is again. Weed isn't GMO, its just been selectively bred for potency




Retard in the comments is just as stupid as lucas and claims selective breeding makes something GMO because its done with intelligent design. Thats not how it works and by that logic every plant and domesticated animal on the planet is 'GMO'

 

[Fatal Walter]

Okay, I spent a lot of it on posts from a few months ago but I did miss a lot last time.

 

[VoidFace]

good to have you back. Been a while since we've seen you.

Thanks. Honestly he posts so infrequently now that I just haven't had much reason to post. I mean I know he posts on Facebook but his text posts have never been the most interesting me so

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas has discovered 4x games. That should lead to some bizarre game ideas

 

[HackerX]

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Lucas has discovered 4x games. That should lead to some bizarre game ideas

I'm sure this will result in something very coherent.


Dr. Nigga? Didn't you receive, and are still receiving, all these things? Also how is it greedy when this was an IPO, where people are giving him money for shares?

Grass grows so zoomers should fuck Lucas!

Lucas doesn't see couples at all, much less couples fight. LOL. However, zoomers should maybe consider fucking Lucas.

Something something banana bread means zoomers should fuck Lucas?

A Werner classic. If you don't believe zoomers should fuck Lucas, you're a bigot.

LOL at the search algorithm thing at the bottom.

The tags and search algorithm are pure killing me.

Coincidentally, no one can reason with Lucas either in the purest sense of the word.

I guess he's just copy/pasting the extremely dated shit he sees.

Hell yeah! I see no problem here!

The prospective zoomer baes surely won't know they're overseers instead of roommates.

I'm sure this will work out, Dr. Nigga. It's worked out very well for you for the last 15+ years.

 

[Twrx]

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Not getting likes on his posts is upsetting him again. I wonder if he'll try to pull a 'if you don't like them you really like them' nonsense like he tried with his youtube videos

and of course it involves cheese

I'd forgotten about that madness

 

[Duke Nukem]

If it had a Mohawk, it would look like zangief

He probably sees himself in a similar light, even in spite of all evidence to the contrary.

 

[Bassomatic]

He probably sees himself in a similar light, even in spite of all evidence to the contrary.

He has the body of E honda, and humanity of Blanka.

Also, the McWern, lol no one loves you. I do love Mcgriddles and I'm not even fat. It's hilarious, Lucas is dying alone and his parents don't want him, that means plenty good. @Fatal Walter great vid!

I made 47 dollars off SpaceX. Even Elon said it's over valued. Elon's paying more in taxes than even Lucas could spend and he's a few million net loss for the US. He's a morbid pedophile and we can't fix pot holes because of him. But the man taking us to Mars is the problem. Sure Wern.

I'd love to see him on a 4X game, this dude can't play chess right. Like he's legit proven he doesn't understand how pieces move. I really hope ICE goes for his Kenyan's house. Not saying us lovey Kind Kiwi Krew would ever, but probably makes it easier to find and tip line that house.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

He's zangiefs long lost retard brother, xanGunt. Also partially related to pigmidgetbitch.

 

[OopUntilYouVibe]

He has the body of E honda, and humanity of Blanka.

Lmao

Also, the McWern, lol no one loves you. I do love Mcgriddles and I'm not even fat. It's hilarious,

That tik tok is probably the first time I’ve ever seen him mention McDonald’s. He was probably smoking weed before watching the World Cup with his Kenyan overlords and saw a McDonald’s commercial.

Btw Kenya isn’t even in the 2026 World Cup

 

[HackerX]

Dr. Nigga has been ranting about Elon Musk on Facebook because ofc, but only one post here it wasn't an image.

Lucas, please point out where these millions are starving around the US? It's certainly not you now, nor when you were roaming the streets of downtown Spokane.


Now for our TT segment!

LOL. Does he think Elon Musk is responsible for any of those things. (Yes.) Even funnier when you know that Lucas believes leaving random candy around is the equivalent to providing food, medical care, and education.

Something something zoomer baes should fuck him.

Something something women would fuck him if they stopped listening to bigots.

 

[WonderWino]

I'm sure this will result in something very coherent.

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Dr. Nigga? Didn't you receive, and are still receiving, all these things? Also how is it greedy when this was an IPO, where people are giving him money for shares?
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Grass grows so zoomers should fuck Lucas!
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Lucas doesn't see couples at all, much less couples fight. LOL. However, zoomers should maybe consider fucking Lucas.
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Something something banana bread means zoomers should fuck Lucas?
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A Werner classic. If you don't believe zoomers should fuck Lucas, you're a bigot.
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LOL at the search algorithm thing at the bottom.
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The tags and search algorithm are pure killing me.
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Coincidentally, no one can reason with Lucas either in the purest sense of the word.
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I guess he's just copy/pasting the extremely dated shit he sees.
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Hell yeah! I see no problem here!
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The prospective zoomer baes surely won't know they're overseers instead of roommates.
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I'm sure this will work out, Dr. Nigga. It's worked out very well for you for the last 15+ years.

Always stay busy and girls will come to you

Says the guy who admits that when he was in school he would try to do that by fake concentrating on the pencil or whatever else he was holding at the time like it was the most interesting thing in the world. Both before and after saying hello, before being immediately at a loss as to what to do next and wander off still staring at said pencil like it was the most interesting thing in the world

and he wonders why everybody thought he was a nutcase and kept away from him as much as possible

and lucas cares nothing for the world cup. or anything else on tv for that matter. I doubt he even understands what is actually happening in it