Lolcows by the numbers

[WeWuzFinns]

Seems like an interesting project, but the table would quite be empty due to the lack of verifiable information on most lolcows

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That's too much work

 

[No Exit]

Rank them by how fat they are and how much they shit their pants.

That still sounds really difficult.

The only reason I could think of to actually quantify "lolcowery" in any way would be to make some kind of KF parody game, either vidya or card. And that's too much work to gain the approval of a couple dozen autists who would actually care.

 

[THOTto]

That still sounds really difficult.

The only reason I could think of to actually quantify "lolcowery" in any way would be to make some kind of KF parody game, either vidya or card. And that's too much work to gain the approval of a couple dozen autists who would actually care.

We know they all shit themselves constantly so that’s like half the work.

 

[No Exit]

We know they all shit themselves constantly so that’s like half the work.

It's weird how like 90% of cows all have terrible hygiene in common with the crazier ones being dirtier.

I know you were joking about rating them on the shit thing but now that I think about it there could actually be some merit to psychology studies to do that.

 

[Hal]

>hello my fellow humans, please, do my job and feed me data about potentially dangerous and subversive members of society.

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle made for two.

 

[DumbDosh]

I opened this thinking it would be an autistic look at like statistics about autistics

like "Chris Chan has been talked about on the internet 241412412 times while Dobson has been tweeted about 3213123 times

how disappointing, you couldve even made a fucking tier list and encouraged others to make one too and that wouldve been more entertaining than asking for this

 

[Imago]

Best thing to do: Make a list of all the Ratking members and then assign them randomly to a leader board that tracks 'influence'.

Once a week randomly add or subtract from each cows fake influence numbers and repost the leader board. Even though they all lie about not coming here, the ratking members are so fragile and petty a ranking like that would eat at them like acid.

 

[Dimetrodon]

I'd be interested just to see what percentage of known lolcows are troons.

 

[sad cowboy cat]

TROUBLES BY THE SCORE

EVERYDAY YOU L- wait no this is fucking stupid OP how would you even rank em

 

[Token Weeaboo]

I'd like to see how the numbers stand out. I just don't think it would serve much of a purpose when we can just laugh in real time.

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

Kill yourself jose alvarez